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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CLICKS OFF)
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

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(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

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MR. BEAN: Oh. (HUMMING)

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Whew!

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Oh!

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There we go.

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Perfect. Uh!

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Oh.

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Oh! D'oh.

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Right down my front.

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(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS
ON HORN)

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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Who's this?

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Irma!

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Hello, Beanie.

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Like it?

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Um.

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Yes, very nice. Yes.

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Pick you up later.

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Oh, there's no need.
I've got my car.

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Yes.

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
In that?

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It's quite a good one,
actually.

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Really?

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Let me show you
a real car.

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Okay, let's have a look.

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Lunch, remember?

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I've only got an hour
from the donkey sanctuary.

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MR. BEAN: Here's the key.
I'll be right in.

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Hmm! (GRUMBLES)

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-Spoiler.
-Right.

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-Alloy wheels.
-Oh, right, yes.

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Maxi tires.

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Tinted windows.

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Yeah, it's okay, I suppose.

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Can I have a look inside?

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Ah. Thank you very much.

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Oh, yes. Very nice.

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Hmm!

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(CHUCKLES)

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All my music.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)

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Oh, that's very loud!

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-(SHOUTS) I said
the music's very...
-(MUSIC STOPS)

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) Loud.

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Cool, huh?

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Ooh.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Very good.

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Hmm.

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Well, thank you very much.

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Oh, yes, I'll...

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But this car's
very nice too, actually.

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Really?

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Let's see who Irma chooses
to take her back.

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-(ENGINE STARTS)
-What?

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(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS
ON HORN)

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What a nerve.

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Right.

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-Let's see.
-(KNOCK ON WINDOW)

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Huh?

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Lunch!

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I'm busy!

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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

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Ah. Ooh, oh.

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Right, where to start...

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Aha.

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(CHUCKLES)

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One spoiler.

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Excellent.

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No one's going to be
seeing out of that.

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Mmm, very nice.

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(GIGGLES)

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There we go.

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Excellent.

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Now then, I know!

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-Ta-da!
-(DRILL SOUNDS)

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That's all we need.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS) Ah!

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There we are.

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Excellent.

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Now we need something
better than that.

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Ah!

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Hello!

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Won't be long.

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Hmm.

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(GRUNTS)

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There we are.

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Okay.

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There.

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(MUSIC PLAYS)

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(VOLUME INCREASES)

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(LAUGHS) Yes!

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Anything you can do...

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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

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Oh, very good.

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(HONKS HORN)

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Oh.

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I'll have that.

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(ALARM SOUNDS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Next stop...

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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(AIR HISSING)

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Hmm.

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(GASPS)

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Hmm.

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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Here we go, scary!

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(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS
ON HORN)

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Oh, look out.

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-(CAR LOCKS)
-Whoa.

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Hello, there.

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Yes, things looking
pretty good here, actually.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yes, very good.

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(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

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(SCOFFS) You're very rude.

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(GASPS)

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Oh, hello, Irma.

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Would you like to join me
in this very smart car?

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Uh-huh.

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Mmm.

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MR. BEAN: Oh, Irma, Irma.

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For Lottie.

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Hmm, hmm!

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Right. Okay?

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Okay, okay. Well, let's go.

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Hmm!

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-(ALARM SOUNDS)-(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS
ON HORN)

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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-Ooh.
-You okay?

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-(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS
ON HORN)
-(SCOFFS)

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Right.

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Hang on!

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Oh!

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Oh, very careless.

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Someone should
pick that up.

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(MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INCREASES VOLUME)

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(INCREASES VOLUME)

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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-Yes, yes, yes,
right, hang on.
-(TIRES SCREECH)

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(AIR HISSES)

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Oh, no!

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What?

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Hmm!

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(GRUMBLES)

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No, no, don't go!

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-(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS
ON HORN)
-Oh.

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Need a lift?

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Bye!

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(CHUCKLES)

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(MR. BEAN SIGHS)

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Come on!

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(GRUNTS) Ah.

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There we go.

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(LAUGHS)

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(LAUGHING)

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What have I done?
What have I done?

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This is just a mess!

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(AIR HISSES)

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There. That's better.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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Oh, ah.

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That's interesting.

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IRMA: Ooh, oh!

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Hmm!

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(ALARM SOUNDS)

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Hello. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)

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(CHUCKLES)

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What about work?

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(ALARM SOUNDS)

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(LA CUCARACHAPLAYS
ON HORN)

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(ICE CREAM TRUCK JINGLE)

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(LAUGHS)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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-Oh!
-(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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I'm so late!

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(CLEARS THROAT)
Do you need a lift, Irma?

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Hmm.

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Whew!

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Thanks.

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-(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
-(GROWLS)

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-Hmm.
-No problem.

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Off we go.

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Oh!

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-Here we are.
-Thanks.

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Have a good afternoon.

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-Ah!
-(PLAYS RADIO)

197
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-(MUSIC STOPS)
-Oh, just one moment.

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(DRILLING)

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Hello.

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Oh.

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-Oh, right.
-(DRILLING)

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Oh! Ouch.

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(DRILLING)

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Oh, no!

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Bye, Beanie!

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Ah!

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What a day.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

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Ohh!

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(FLASHLIGHT SHATTERS)