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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCOFFS)

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MR. BEAN: Right.

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Let's get to it.

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Okay!

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Phooey! (COUGHS)

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Phooey!

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Oh!

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Phew! Goodness me.

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Here we go.

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Right. Let's get you in here.

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Oh, goodness.

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Oh.

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Oh, that's a shame.

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(INHALES SHARPLY)

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(EXHALES)

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(PANTING)

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
That's quite catchy, actually.

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Oh, I think I'll leave this
until tomorrow.

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Hmm.

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Excuse me, madam.
Thinking of selling
your house?

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No.

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Just a moment!

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Are you sure?

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MRS. WICKET: That much?

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Huh?

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Absolutely.

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You're on.

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What did...

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Just sign the agreement here.

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(CHUCKLING)

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See you tomorrow!

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Eh?

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There. (CHUCKLES)

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MR. BEAN: Oh, no!

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Oh?

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Wait a minute.

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(MUMBLING)

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Okay.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Oh, hello,
can I help you?

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(IN DIFFERENT VOICE)
Yes, I'd like to book
an appointment, please.

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12, Arbour Road.

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Shall we say
tomorrow at 11:00?

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Right, we haven't got long.

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(TV PLAYING)

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Off we go.

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Now, I'll need that.

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Here we go.

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(HAMMERING)

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One last outing? (SIGHS)

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Oh, go on then.

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Oh, see you later, ladies.

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(SIGHING)

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Morning.

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Bye.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SNICKERS)

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-(SIGHS) Hello.
-(HONKS HORN)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Off we go.

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ESTATE AGENT: Hmm.

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Perfecto.

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(SNIFFING)

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-Ah.
-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

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First viewing of the day.

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Oh, hello. Ooh.

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Oh, hello.

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-Why don't we start...
-Ah, gah.

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Don't you want
to see the...

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So this is it, is it?

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Hmm, no.

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No, I'd like to start
outside, please.

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Okay.

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Ah, the shed.

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Can I see inside the shed?

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-Oh.
-Thank you.

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Oh.

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Cake. Mmm.

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ESTATE AGENT: Hey! Hey!

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-(BANGING ON DOOR)
-Let me out!

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-Hey!
-(SNICKERING)

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ESTATE AGENT: What's going on?

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-(BOTH SIGHING CONTENTLY)
-(PIGEONS COOING)

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(GROWLS)

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BOTH: Ah.

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Ha-ha!

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There we go.
Excellent.

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Stage one complete.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Oh.

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Maybe just...

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-Perfect.
-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

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Ooh. Ah.

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Ah, good morning.

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Come in, come in,
come in, come in.

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Ah!

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Oh, you found
the floorboard.

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Well, there are some
superficial things,
of course,

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but, uh, but nothing
to worry about.

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Um...

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Oh. Er...

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(CHUCKLES)

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(GASPS)

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Oh, well,
that's easily mended.

109
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Right, well, if you'd like
to follow me upstairs.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Right, well, this is very much
the deluxe part of the property.

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-ESTATE AGENT: Let me out! Oi!
-(BANGING ON DOOR)

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Oi!

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Yes, well, the neighbors
are a little noisy.

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(HUFFING)

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Huh? Ah.

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One of the neighbors
seems to have escaped.
I'll just be a moment.

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Stay there.

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No, oh, no.

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Oh.

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-(BANGING ON DOOR)
-ESTATE AGENT: Oi!

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Open this door!

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Open this door.

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Oh!

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I think I'll come with you,
if you don't mind.

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Wait. Wait.

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-Give me that.
-Get off me!

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Get off, get off.

129
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I'm keeping it.

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Get off, get off.

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Oh!

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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

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-Welcome.
-Hello.

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You, again?

135
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Ow, oh, ow!

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-Ooh.
-Sorry.

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(CHUCKLES)
Come on through.

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OLD MAN: Oh.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Carefully now.

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ESTATE AGENT: This way.

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OLD MAN: Smells of cat.

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Carefully.

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-Not bad.
-(GASPS)

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(BANGING)

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(SNICKERING)

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Ah, ooh, Ah!

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Come back!
Come back!

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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Ooh!

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Hmm, oh.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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Hmm.

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Oh.

156
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What?

157
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MR. BEAN: Woo woo!

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-Woo!
-(SCREAMS)

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Oh! (SNICKERS)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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Oh!

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Right.

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It won't be the same
without you.

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Oh, you'll miss this.

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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To us!

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To us.

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MR. BEAN: Okay.

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(CHUCKLES) Perfect.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Now, now, now, wait, no!

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(MUFFLED SPEAKING)

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ESTATE AGENT: There.

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-Perfecto.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)

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Only one left.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm.

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(STRAINING)

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(SIGHS)

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(SCOFFS)

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This way.

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(MUFFLED SPEAKING)

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(CHUCKLES) Don't mind him.

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Let me show you the kitchen.

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(MR. BEAN CHUCKLING)

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ESTATE AGENT: Ah!

187
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(GROANS)

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(YELLING)

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MR. BEAN: (LAUGHS) Mmm!

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(STRAINING)

191
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(GROANS)

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-See you soon.
-(YELLING)

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The deal's off.

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Eh? You what?

195
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,060
Looks like
you're staying then.

196
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(MRS. WICKET SIGHS)

197
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Ah!

198
00:10:08,420 --> 00:10:09,700
Eh?

199
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,180
What?

200
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Oh! Ooh.

201
00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:15,500
Oh!

202
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:18,180
(MR. BEAN GRUNTING AND BANGING)

203
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Bean!

204
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(GRUNTS)

205
00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:28,380
Oh, no!

206
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

207
00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:42,300
Oh!

208
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(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)