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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCOFFS)

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Ah, here we are.

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Now, it's around
here somewhere.

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Beany!

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-Oh, hello.
-Mmm!

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(AIR-KISSING)

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Ah!

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There it is!

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Huh?

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Hmm!

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Oh, wonderful.

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Hmm!

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I found Teddy right there.

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Yes.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-(CLICKS TONGUE)

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Oh, this makes me
so happy.

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(STOMACH GRUMBLES)

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Oh, and actually,
I'm feeling quite hungry.

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Would you like
a sandwich or something?

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-Um...
-Yes.

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Right. Well, there's a cafe
over there I think.

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Hmm!

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Would you like to,
um, you know,

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get one for, you know,
both of us, you know.

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Right.

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(SIGHS)

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Peace at last.

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-(TAPPING)
-Eh?

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(GASPS)

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Oh!

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What the...

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Hello, good morning.

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What... What, uh...

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-Excuse me.
-Oh, right.

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So why are you, um...

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I'm chopping this tree down.

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Oh, no!

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Sorry, mate,
it's coming down.

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No, you don't understand.
This is outrageous.

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-Get off, get off.
-Behind the safety tape,
please.

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-Thank you.
-(GROANS) Oh, no!

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-(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
-Right.

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No! No, you're not
going to do that!

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Uh!

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You're not going to cut...

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Oh!

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Aha!

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Right! I know
what I'm going to do.

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WORKMAN: Oi!

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-Stop!
-Aha!

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Come down!

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Tree protest! Yeah.

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(TAUNTING)

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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
You can't get me.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-Right, come here.

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Huh!

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Ooh, oh!

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Ha ha.

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I'm not leaving here.

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If you want the tree down,
you'll have to get me down.

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(STRAINING)

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Ow!

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Ha ha!

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(GROANS)

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You'll have to try harder
than that, I'm afraid.

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Right, then.

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Oh, there we go.

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Ah, now, that's seen him off.

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Hah.

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-(RUMBLING)
-(GASPS)

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(WHIMPERS)

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Come here.

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Oh, right. Very clever.

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See how you deal with this!

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Ooh, ouch, ow!

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Ha ha! Take all those.

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Ow, stop, ow.

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Ooh.

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Ah!

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Ha ha!

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(SNICKERS)

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(GRUMBLES)

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Oh.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Uh-oh.

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(YELPS)

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Oh.

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Ooh, whoa, oh.

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Had enough yet?

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(WHIMPERING) Help!

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-Irma!
-Huh?

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Help!

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What?

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Help!

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Oh!

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(WHIMPERING)

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Help!

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Huh?

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What?

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Hmm.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(LAUGHS) Yes, very good.

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Stop it!

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You big bully.

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Irma, he's trying
to cut the tree down.

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We won't let him!

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(STRAINING)

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Oh! You leave her alone.

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(STOMACH GRUMBLING)

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Did you get a sandwich,
by the way?

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It was shut.

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Come on.

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Oh, okay.

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Behind the line.

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Right then...

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Right then.

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WORKMAN: Mmm!

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It's all yours.

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Come and get it
whenever you want.

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-(STOMACH GROWLING)
-(SIGHS)

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Don't do it, Beany!

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Oh, no.

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I'm so hungry.

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Ah.

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Now, this could be useful.
If I can just...

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Yes!

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(GASPS)

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Eh?

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(COUGHING)

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Are you all right?

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Have some water.

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(MR. BEAN CHUCKLES)

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Ah, yes, yes. Yes!

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Much better now,
thank you.

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(GASPS)

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Absolutely starving.

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-You knew!
-(GIGGLES)

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(GROWLS)

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It's very nice,
thank you very much.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Oh, mmm, delicious.

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Oh.

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Ah. Oh!

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A banana.

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Mmm-mmm.

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What a lovely spot
for lunch.

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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Mmm, very good.

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Hmm. Oh.

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(SNICKERING)

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Ooh!

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Oops, sorry.

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(LAUGHS)

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Ouch!

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Right.

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-Uh.
-(PHONE BEEPING)

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(GASPS)

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Police, please.

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(GASPS)

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I'm going nowhere.

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No.

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WORKMAN: Oh, right. Okay.

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Four down,
begins with T.

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-(LAUGHS)
-Beany.

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Hello, Irma.

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Good.

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(STOMACH RUMBLES)

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Oh, ooh, ooh.
But I could do with a...

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Oh.

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That's what I need. Hmm.

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But how can I get there?

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-(SQUIRREL CHATTERING)
-Ooh.

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Oh, hello, little fellow.

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Now, there's an idea.

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Hmm.

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Er, all right. Yeah.

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Here we are. Lovely.

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(SNICKERING)

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Keep quiet.

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Good luck.

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Very carefully.

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Ooh, ooh, shh, shh.

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(WHISPERING)
Have to be quiet.

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(GASPS)

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(BRANCH CREAKS)

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Hmm.

190
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Quick, quick, quick, quick.

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(MR. BEAN SIGHS)

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-(GASPS)
-Right. Hmm.

193
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(POLICEMAN CLEARS THROAT)

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Oh, hello.

195
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He's up there.

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Right.

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(MEGAPHONE FEEDBACK)

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(BIRD CHIRPING)

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Come down now!

200
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(WOMAN YELPS)

201
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Is this him?

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-Hang on.
-(YELPS)

203
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There's a bit more of him.

204
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Right, time to cut
this tree down.

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-(TOILET FLUSHES)
-Huh?

206
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Ooh, that's better.

207
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(GASPS)

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(GULPS)

209
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-(GASPS) This can't...
-No!

210
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No, stop.

211
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They're building a new cafe.

212
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Lovely spot for lunch.

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Ah.

214
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Oh.

215
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A lovely spot for lunch.

216
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(BIRD CHIRPING)

217
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Could I just have a, um...

218
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And, there we go.

219
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Oh, but...

220
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-But it's wonderful.
-(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)

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No, no, stop, stop!

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Stop! Oh, stop!

223
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-(MEGAPHONE FEEDBACK)-Stop what you're doing!

224
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Put down your chainsaw.

225
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Slowly.

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That's right.

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You!

228
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Eh?

229
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Hmm.

230
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That's a good idea.

231
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MR. BEAN: Ah, oh, well.
Isn't this lovely?

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Come, let's sit in our
usual place, shall we?

233
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Oh, good morning.

234
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On the house, as always.

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-Thank you.
-(IRMA GIGGLES)

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To us,
and a lovely spot
for lunch.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh!

239
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(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)