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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCOFFS)

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(HUMMING)

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(BIRD SINGING)

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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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(CONTINUES HUMMING)

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Here we go. Ah!

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(GRUNTS) Oh!

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Careful!

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We're off to see
Larry Sweetnote.

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He's lovely.
(KISSING)

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Oh, really?
(SCOFFS)

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IRMA: Beany!

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Ready for lunch
with my mummy?

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Oh, dear.

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Can I come with you?

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Old people only.

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(LAUGHS) Let's get going.

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Ow!

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Oh, my back's gone again.

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Oh, I know about this stuff.
You just need to...

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Okay, ready?

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(EXCLAIMING)

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-(BACK CRACKS)
-Ouch.

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-There. How's that?
-Ooh!

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Worse!

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-Oh, I must go home.
-(GASPS)

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(GIGGLES)

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Oh, let me come.
You've got a spare ticket now.

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Oh, all right.
But it's old people only, so...

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I'll be right back.

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Beany!

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Sorry, Irma.
I'm busy, bye!

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IRMA: Hmph!
Every time!

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Right.

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(MUMBLING)

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Hmm.

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(CHUCKLES)
There we go.

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That was easy. Er...

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Ah.

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Hmm.

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There. (CHUCKLES)

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(CHUCKLES) Excellent.

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Right, off we go.

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Ah, this is what I need.

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Mrs. Wicket.

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(LAUGHING)

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I'm coming.

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Come on!

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(MR. BEAN GRUMBLING)

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Is that your new boyfriend?

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Get out of it!

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In her dreams.

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Ah.

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Morning. Ooh!

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Ooh, that hurt.

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(MRS. WICKET GRUMBLING)

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I'll sit here I think.

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Ah.

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Oi, window seat's mine.

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D'oh.

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-(SIGHS)
-Charming.

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(SIGHING)

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(SCOFFS)

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Oh, dear.

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Oh, Teddy, would you
like to have a look
out the window?

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Yes, go on, go on.

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Look at that,
look at that,
look at that.

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Get off!

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-Oh, sorry.
-(GRUMBLING)

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Naughty Teddy.

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He's really sorry.

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(CRUNCHING)

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Oh.

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There's a thought. Ah.

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It's in here somewhere. Ah.

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Whoop, oh!

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(GROWLS)

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Oh, dear.

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There we go.

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(STRAINING)

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Oh! (GROWLS)

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Oh, dear.

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Here, let me.

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Oh.

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Oh, would you like this one?

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Sit still and be quiet.

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Charming.

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(CRUNCHING)

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(GROWLS)

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(CRUNCHING)

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Oh, mmm.

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-Delicious.
-Oh.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-(EXPLODES)

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Oh!

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Bean!

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-Oh, oh, oh.
-(HEARING AID RINGING)

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Oh!

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-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
-Cor.

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(SIGHS)

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Oh, I know.

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Right.

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Hmm.

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(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY
ON HEADPHONES)

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(HUMMING ALONG)

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Ooh. Oh.

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-Too noisy!
-(GASPS)

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(SIGHS) Okay.

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Oh.

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Ah.

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Oh, I like these.

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Oh.

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(CHUCKLING)

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(LAUGHING)

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Cor.

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-Oh, God,
that's very good, ah!
-Oh!

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-Oh.
-Take a look at this.

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Bean!

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Oh, suit yourself.

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(GRUMBLING)

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-Oh, I know what I'll have.
-(BAG RUSTLING)

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Here we are.

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Mmm.

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Oh, ah! (SPITS)

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Oh!

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-Oh!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(HORN BLARING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(PASSENGERS MOANING)

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Yuck!

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Oh, no!

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(PASSENGERS EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

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I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen.
Looks like we've got a puncture.

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We're going to be late!

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Oh.

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(GROWLING)

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Oh, I know.

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♪ If you're happy
and you know it,
clap your hands

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♪ If you're... ♪

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Oh, what's the point?

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Why don't we play some music?

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-Here we go.
-(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK SCREECHES)

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(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GROANS)

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Oh, sorry.

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Turn it off!

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MAN: Turn it off!

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WOMAN: Shocking noise.

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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(SIGHS)

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Oh, I've got an idea.

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Here.

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Could I borrow that?

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There, and there.

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Okay.

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Ducks in a row, 22.

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Legs, 11 .

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Doctor's orders, number nine.

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House!

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(OTHERS GROAN)

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Ooh, what do I win?

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Um...

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The rest of the sweets.

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Oh, what a swizz!

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We're going to be late!

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And we're going
to miss the show.

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Oh.

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I'll try to chivvy him
along a bit.

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Hello, let me help.

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No, I've got this.

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No, no, I insist.

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-Out of the way.
-Look, give it to me.

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Ah, oh!

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Oh, my arm.

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Oh, I can't drive with this.

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Oh, we're never
going to get there now.

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Don't worry. I'll drive.

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-Okay.
-(ENGINE REVVING)

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PASSENGERS: Yay!

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And off we go.

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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-MR. BEAN: Wee!

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-(HONKS HORN)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Oh, I've always wanted
to be a bus driver.

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Oh. (SCOFFS)

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Out of the way!

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(RUMBLING)

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(PASSENGERS GRUNTING)

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MR. BEAN: Yes!

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Ha-ha! (CHUCKLES)

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Oh.

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-Er, oh, right.
-(HORN HONKS)

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-Which way, which way?
-(HORNS HONKING)

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MR. BEAN: Oh, no...

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Which... Which one?

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(MUMBLING)

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-Oh, there it is.
-(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(HORNS HONKING)

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(CHUCKLING)

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Here we are, everybody.

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(PASSENGERS GROANING)

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Uh.

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WOMAN: Oh, I think
I'm going to be sick.

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Oh. Oh, good evening.

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Ah.

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Oh, yes,
I'll take a packet, please.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh.

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Oh, well, this might
not be too bad.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, great to be here.

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Aha!

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Mmm... Oh!

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Thank you, thank you.

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Ah! (SPITS)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(ALL GASPING)

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-Oh, no.
-Bean!

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(GROWLS)

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Oh, ow.

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Um... Oh, no, don't worry.

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-I know what to do
in this situation.
-(CRACKS KNUCKLES)

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-No! Oh!
-Are you ready?

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-Oh.
-(ALL GASP)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(BACK CRACKS)

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Concert's off. Sorry.

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Ow.

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(AUDIENCE HISSING)

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Bean!

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Oh, I know. (SHUSHING)

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♪ If you're happy
and you know it,
clap your hands

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(AUDIENCE GROANING)

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♪ If you're happy
and you know it,
clap your hands... ♪

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh!

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(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)