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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCOFFS)

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(IMITATES CAR REVVING)

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Oh, watch out, Teddy!

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(EXCLAIMING AND LAUGHING)

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MR. BEAN: Oh!
What you...

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There!

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Huh? What?

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What? Where are we going?

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Which would you like?

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IRMA: That one.

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-Mmm!
-(IMITATING CAR REVVING)

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Beany!

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-What?
-Mmm.

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Very romantic.

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Yes, yes, very nice.

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What?

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How much?

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I don't think so.

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Hmm!

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-(IMITATING CAR REVVING)
-(DOOR OPENS)

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Oh, hello.

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If Teddy wanted to go,
you'd pay.

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Well, fair point.

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Oh!

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Take me on holiday,
then I'll give you Teddy back.

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Oh! Teddy!

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Teddy!

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Oh!

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-Dear me. Oh. Uh.
-(BARKING)

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Ooh. Ooh.

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"Cat show."

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Oh, hello.
Thinking of entering?

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Starts at 4:00.
First prize,
holiday for two to Paris.

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Oh, really?

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Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty.

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Come on.

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Come on. Come on.

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Come on. Scrapper.

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Kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.

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Come and get the nice food.

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Come on.

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(MEOWING)

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(YOWLS)

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Ha ha. Gotcha.

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(HISSING)

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-(NET RIPPING)
-Huh?

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D'oh! Where'd you...

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Come back here!

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(SNORING)

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MR. BEAN: Ah.

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Excellent.

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Just got to...
What the...

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Ooh!

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Oh, close.

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Oh!

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Oh.

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-(TOY MOUSE SQUEAKS)
-(GASPS) Shh!

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Eh!

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(CONTINUES SNORING)

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Phew.

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Ha ha.

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-(TOY MOUSE SQUEAKS)
-(GIGGLES)

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(MEOWS)

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Here he comes.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yes!

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(YOWLING)

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I've got you this time.

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Right.
You're coming with me.

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-(GROWLING)
-Shh!

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-Time for a bath, Scrapper.
-(YOWLS)

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Hmm.
I think I need protection.

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There we go!
(CHUCKLING)

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-Okay.
-(YOWLS)

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Whoa!

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(YOWLING)

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(EXCLAIMS) No, come back here.

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Ooh.

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Oh.

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Phew.

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-(MEOWING)
-Oh, I'll be needing those.

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(MEOWING)

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Scrapper.

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Ow!

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Oh.

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Come on down, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

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(GROWLS)

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Oh.

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There must be something.

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Aha.

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Oh, sardines.

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Come on, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty. Mmm.

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(MEOWING)

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Mmm, lovely sardine.

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Come on. (SMACKING LIPS)
Come on.

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Ah.

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-(SWITCH CLICKING)
-Oh.

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-(BLOWING)
-Oh. There we go.

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Right.

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(STRAINING)

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Oh.

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(MEOWING)

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Right. Teeth time.

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-Okay.
-(YOWLS)

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-(SNAPPING)
-(GASPS) Ooh?

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Now let me see.

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Ah!

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(HUMMING)

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Here we go.

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Ah! What a picture.

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(YOWLS)

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Oh, but look,
it'll have to do.
(GASPS)

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Okay, Scrapper, come on,
come on, in you go.

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There we go. Right.

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Hello. (CHUCKLES)
This way, please.

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Here we go.

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Right.

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(CATS MEOWING)

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Oh! No photographs, please.

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Lovely.

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-Honestly.
-(JUDGE CLEARS THROAT)

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Hello.

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Ah, yes, good afternoon.
How are you?

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-The entrance fee.
-What?

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Hmm.

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Okay, oh, all right,
all right, all right.

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Thank you.

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-Over there.
-Ah.

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Ah.

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(YOWLS)

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Oh.
Well, he's a little excited.

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And next we have...

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Fluffball III.

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Let's see how long
his tail is.

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Oh, come on, come on.

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Fine teeth.

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(SIGHS)

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Ah.

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JUDGE: Perfect length, yes.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Thanks, and next we have...

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-No cat.
-Oh!

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Tibbles?

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Tibbles!

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-Tibbles!
-Next we have...

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Ah, yes, well,
this is Scrapper.

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-A prize specimen,
I think you'll agree.
-(HISSING)

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He'll have to
come out of there.

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Um...

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Really?

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Okay.

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-(YOWLS)
-Oh!

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(GASPS)

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Scrapper. Scrapper!

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MR. BEAN: Ah.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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-Whoa!
-MR. BEAN: Oh!

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Scrapper, control yourself,
control yourself.

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Oh, dear!

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Scrapper, Scrapper!

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Oh, no! Oh, no!

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Help!

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(MEOWING)

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Oh!

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(GROWLING)

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(YOWLS)

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(GROWLS)

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Aha!

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Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

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Come on.

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Phew.

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Look.

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-There, smell that.
-(SNIFFS AND MEOWS)

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Oh, yes!

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Oh, hello.
I'm so sorry. Sorry.

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He's very highly strung.

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Oh. (CHUCKLES)

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So, um, uh...

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He is the only cat left,
so he is the winner.

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Oh! (CHUCKLES)

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-Well.
-Over here,
photo of the winner.

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-And the cat.
-Oh. There you go.

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-(YOWLS)
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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Oh, back in, back in,
back in, back in, cat.

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Uh-huh.
Well, we'll be off.

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Thank you so very much. Bye!

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(CATS MEOWING AND DOGS BARKING)

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-Hello.
-Eh?

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-Here we go.
-What?

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-Eh?
-(MEOWS)

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Bean?

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Irma, we're going to Paris.

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IRMA:Oh, Beany!

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(CHUCKLING)

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And I'll be seeing you
again very soon.

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We're off, we're off.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Right.

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Oh.

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Eh?

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Bean?

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Holiday for two!

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Oh.

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Mmm!

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Hello!
I'll be right down.

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Morning.

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There we go.

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MR. BEAN: Oi! Oi!

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-What? What?
-My cat, my holiday.

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What?

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Shove up.

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(LAUGHING)

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Teddy!

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Teddy!

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Oh, you'll need this.
You're looking after Scrapper.

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-What the...
-Driver, to the airport!

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-No, come back, come back!
-(MRS. WICKET LAUGHING)

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Beany!

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Teddy!

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Oh, no.

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(YOWLS)

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Oh, no.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh!

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(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(GLASS SHATTERS)