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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCOFFS)

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(HUMMING)

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(LAUGHING)

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-Oh.
-Oh. Look.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, no, I couldn't, no.

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Beany!

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Huh?

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Oh.

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-Hmph.
-Where are we going?

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Look!

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MR. BEAN: How much?

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Huh, I can do what he does.

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Prove it.

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-All right. I will.
-(GRUNTS)

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But I need a violin.

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Hmm.

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(HUMMING)

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Aha!

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Yes.

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So you hold them like this
and then you waggle them.

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-I find...
-(SCOFFS)

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Ah.

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-(HUMMING)
-(PIANO RINGING)

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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-(YELPS)
-(DRUMS CRASHING)

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BOTH: Hmm?

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Hmm.

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-(DRUMS BEATING)
-(CYMBALS CRASHING)

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Phew. There we go.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(PLAYING TROMBONE OFF-TUNE)

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(CHUCKLES, INHALES)

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(PLAYS TROMBONE OFF-KEY)

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Ah!

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-There you are.
-Thank you.

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(MARACA SHAKING)

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(EXHALES, MUMBLES)

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-(HUMMING)
-Hello.

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-(YELPS) Oh, hello.
-(DOOR CLOSES)

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I'd like one of those, please.

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A violin.

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I'll just go and get you one.

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Thank you.

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(GASPS) Look at that one!

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-(PLAYING OFF-KEY)
-(GRUNTS)

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Sorry.

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That's not a violin,
like this.

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Ah!

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That's a better size.

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-I'll take that one.
-Yes.

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That one's dangerous.
Phew!

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Music.

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Oh, yes please.

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Hmm, yes seems about right.

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And a stand.

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Uh, right.

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Ah, yes.

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-Thank you, sir.
-There we go.

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-Goodbye.
-Thank you.

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(PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY)

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(PIANO NOTES RINGING OFF-KEY)

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(SCOFFS) Amateur.

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Huh?

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Right!

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(CHUCKLES)
Hmm, good.

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So that...

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Ta da!

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Oh. Ooh.

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(WHIMPERS, SIGHS)

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Ow! Ow.

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All we need is the music.

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What the...

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(GRUNTS)

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Honestly.

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Right. There we are.

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Oh, Teddy, let me play for you.

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Three, four...

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(PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

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-(MEOWS)
-Oh!

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Ah.

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Bean!

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Oh!

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(PLAYING OFF-KEY)

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Oh! Oh.

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Out!

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(SIGHS)

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All right.

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(SIGHS)

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Right.

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Three, four...

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(PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

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MAN: Oi, shut it!

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Have this!

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-Oh!
-(MAN CACKLES)

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Oi!

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Oi, hop it, Bean.

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(GROANS)

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-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
-Ah.

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Ah.

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Nice quiet spot.

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Ah, three, four...

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-Will you...
-(GASPS)

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(BEAN PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

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(GASPS)

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-(CHOKES)
-(EXCLAIMS)

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Huh?

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Mmm. (EXCLAIMS)

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Ah, I'm just sorry...

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-Is this yours?
-Hmph!

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(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

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Hmph. (GRUMBLES)

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-(GRUMBLES)
-Er...

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Bye!

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(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)

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Three, four.

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(PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

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Ah, oh.

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What?

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Oh.

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Eduardo.

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(CHUCKLES) Your playing
needs some help.

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I could show you.

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Um, oh, okay, well that's
very kind of you,
thank you very much.

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Oh, come in.

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(SNEEZES) Have you got a cat?

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(SNEEZES)

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No.

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(SNEEZING)

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Like this.

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(PLAYS SCALE)

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Hmm. Three, four...

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(PLAYS VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

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No, no. Like this.

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(PLAYS SCALE)

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Mmm. Three, four.

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(PLAYS VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

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Eh? What?

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Bean!

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Again.

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(PLAYS VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

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Bean!

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-Why is...
-(GASPS)

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(PLAYS VIOLIN IN-TUNE)

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Oh!Enchante.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-(SNEEZES)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Oh!

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Three, four.

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(PLAYS VIOLIN OFF-KEY)

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(CAT YELPS)

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(MEOWING)

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(YELPS) You said
you didn't have a cat.

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-(SNEEZES)
-I don't.

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It's hers.

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I'm allergic.

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I must leave.

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(SNEEZING)

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(GASPS)

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Oh, no!

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I'm feeling terrible.

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Oh, this is appalling.

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-Come on, Scrapper.
-Meow.

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(EXHALES)

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(SCOFFS)

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(GASPS) Oh, no.

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I'm not ready.

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Aha.

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(VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING
ON CD PLAYER)

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(EXCLAIMS) Oh.

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Wow!

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Oh.

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-(VIOLIN STOPS)
-(CHUCKLES)

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-(VIOLIN MUSIC STARTS)
-(GASPS)

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-Thank you.
-Ooh!

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Thank you very much.

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You're really good, Beany!

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For tonight, two tickets!

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Ah.

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Ah.

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-Lovely.
-Shh!

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Huh?

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Shush yourself. (SCOFFS)

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(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(COUGHS)

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(COUGHS, SNEEZES)

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-(SNEEZING)
-(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

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(BOTH GASPING)

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(COUGHS, SNEEZES)

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-(SNEEZING)
-(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

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(EDUARDO SNEEZING)

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I'm sorry.

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No Eduardo, no show.

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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

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Go on, you could play.

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-No.
-I've heard you.

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-Oh!
-Get up there!

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Oh, no!

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(GASPS)

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-(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
-Oh, dear.

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Um.

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Right.

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Er, ah, evening.

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-Um...
-(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)

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(SNEEZES)

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Oh!

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-(PLAYING VIOLIN OFF-KEY)
-(AUDIENCE GASPING)

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Oh!

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(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

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-Oh, dear, let's go.
-Come on, let's go.

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Oh.

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What can I do?

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Oh, I know, I'll play, you...

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Ah!

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Three, four...

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(PLAYING VIOLIN IN-TUNE)

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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(AUDIENCE CLAPPING
AND CHEERING)

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Thank you, thank you.

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Thank you very much.
Thank you.

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Oh, hello.

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-Oh.
-(GIGGLES)

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(SCOFFS)

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(LAUGHING)

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Here.

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Three, four...

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING
OFF-KEY)