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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCOFFS)

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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(MR. BEAN HUMMING)

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What?

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Okay.

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Ah!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(CRASHING)

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-Mmm.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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Oh yes.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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This is for you.

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Oh!

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What's this? (CHUCKLES)

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A health spa?

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Oh! Lovely!

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Come on!

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Oh! (EXCLAIMING)

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Ah! (HUMMING)

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Oh! Hello!

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(ALL MUTTERING)

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Bean?

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Oh, please.
There we are.

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Bye!

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(GASPS)

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Oh, my car!

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But I parked it there!

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Oh, dear.

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Bean!

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Uh...

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-We need a lift.
-(SOBS)

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What?

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-(SOBBING)
-(SIGHS)

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Where are we going?

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The Ooh Aah Spa!

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(SIGHS) Oh, okay.
Let's go.

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

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(STRAINING)

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(SIGHS) I gotcha.

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(GROANS)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(HORN HONKING)

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(MUTTERING)

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MRS. WICKET: That's it!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Here we go!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Have a good time, ladies.

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-Bye!
-MRS. WICKET: Bean!

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Wait for us.

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What? I don't want
to wait here.

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS)

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(HUMMING)

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(CONTINUES HUMMING)

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(EXHALES)

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(GROANS)

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(BUZZING ON RADIO)

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MAN ON RADIO:And the bail was set

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at one million
five hundred thousand pounds.

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Boring.

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(BUZZING)

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(WOMAN ON RADIO
TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

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More boring!

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(BUZZING)

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(CLANKING)

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Even more boring.

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(BUZZING)

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(SIGHS)

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Oh.

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-(SNORING)
-(HORN HONKING)

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(GASPS)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Sorry.

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(SIGHS AND SCOFFS)

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(EXHALES)

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-(TICKING)
-(MR. BEAN SIGHS)

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(BUZZING AND STATIC)

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(SIGHS)

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(HUMMING)

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-(CONTINUES HUMMING)
-(CLICKING)

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(WIPERS RUBBING
RHYTHMICALLY)

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(CLICKING)

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(SLAMMING)

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(HORN HONKING RHYTHMICALLY)

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Thank you.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SIGHS AND GROANS)

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(TICKING)

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(SIGHS)

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Hmm...

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(IMITATES MOTOR RUNNING)

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Whoa!

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Thank you. Victory!

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(SIGHS)

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(TICKING)

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(GROANS)

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(SCOFFS)

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Oh!

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Ow!

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(SQUEAKING)

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(SQUEAKING CONTINUES)

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Um... Can I go in, please?

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Uh, yes.

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What?

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(MUTTERS)

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(SIGHS)

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I can't afford that!

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(SIGHS)

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Oh, come on.
Hurry up.

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Hello.

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(BEEPING)

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Ooh.

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Ah! (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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Oi!

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(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Excuse me.
Hello. Hmm...

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Ah!

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Here we go.

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No, I know.

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Yeah.

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Hah! Ah!

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(LAUGHS)

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Hmm.

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Mrs. Wicket?

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(WOMAN SCREAMS)

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Ooh, sorry.

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Oh, dear.

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Mrs. Wicket?

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(BOTH EXCLAIM)

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(SCREAMING)

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Huh!

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Sorry.

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(SCOFFS)

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Mrs. Wicket. Hello?

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(SCREAMS)

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Ooh!

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Oh!

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What? You. Stop.

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-Huh?
-RECEPTIONIST: Oi!

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Oi! You.

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Oh.

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(SIGHS)

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Phew!

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(STEAM HISSING)

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Oh!

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-Ah! Ugh!
-Who's there?

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(COUGHS) Ooh! What's happening?

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(COUGHS)

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Oh! This is too hot!

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-Gotcha!
-Oh!

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Oh, sorry. Sorry.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Mrs. Wicket?

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Oh.

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Mrs. Wicket?

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Oh.

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Hello?

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Are you in there?

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No.

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-Hello?
-Oi!

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(GASPS)

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Huh.

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(MUFFLED GROANS)

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh!

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Oh, sorry.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

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Hmm...

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Aah...

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(SNEEZES)

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Right.

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Oh!

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Aha!

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(CHUCKLES)

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Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ooh!

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Haha! Quick.

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Ugh!

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Mrs. Wicket? Oh!

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Mrs. Wicket?

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Oh, no!

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(GROANING)

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Come on.
Come on!

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'Ere. Don't stop.

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(GASPS)

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(MUMBLING)

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Oh, no!

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(MR. BEAN GASPS)

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-Oh, no!
-Come on! Come on!

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Hmm.

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Mmm...

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Oh. That's it. You hit it.
Just there.

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(SIGHING)

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(STRAINING)

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Sorry to disturb you.

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(GROANING)

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If you're...
Then you must be.

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(GASPS)

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Oh!

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Oh! You!

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(STAMMERS)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Ooh!

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Bean?

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(EXCLAIMS AND CRACKS KNUCKLE)

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(AWKWARD LAUGHTER)

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(EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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-Sorry.
-(GROWLS)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(SIGHS)

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(SCOFFS)

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(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

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(LAUGHING)

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MR. BEAN: See you later.

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Oh no!
You're not done yet.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(GROANS)

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Ugh!

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Ugh!

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Oh, no.

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Ugh!

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(GROANING)

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)