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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCOFFS)

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Ah, lovely.

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(TUTTING) Teddy!

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(SIGHS)

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-(THUD)
-(GASPS)

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-(THUDDING CONTINUES)
-What on Earth?

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Excuse me, I'm trying
to read my book.

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-Huh?
-Can you please
stop that?

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Yep. I've finished
hammering, mate.

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Right. Good.

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Well, thank you.
(EXHALES)

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(SAW BUZZING)

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What?

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Hello? Hello?

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Hello?

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(INDISTINCT)

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(GROANS)

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MR. BEAN: Ah.

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This is better.

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Cheers.

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(GASPS)

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Oh! (EXCLAIMING)

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(SIGHS)

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Huh?

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Ooh.

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Ah.

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Could I have a go?

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Oi, get out it!

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(GASPS AND GRUNTS)

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-(GROANS)
-Get your own
trampoline.

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(SCOFFS)

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Oh! (FRUSTRATED SIGH)

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-(BOUNCING CONTINUES)
-Oh, honestly.

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(SIGHS)

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-(CAT GROWLS)
-Get... Go away!
Go away!

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Oh, very nice.

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(GRUNTS)

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D'oh.

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(SIGHS)

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-(BED SQUEAKING)
-Hmm.

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Oh. Whee!

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Whee!

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Whee.

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(LAUGHING GLEEFULLY)

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Watch this, Teddy!

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-(CRASHES)
-(GROANS)

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Ah!

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Oh, no!

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Right. (BANGING)

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Ah. There.

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There we go, Teddy.

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Right.

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(BED CREAKING)

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(SIGHS)

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-(CRASHES)
-(MR. BEAN YELPS)

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(MR. BEAN GROANS)

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(GRUNTING AND MUTTERING)

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(EXHALES)

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Oh.

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(SIGHS)

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(YELPS) Ow.

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(WATER DRIPPING)

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(SIGHS)

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(GROANING)

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(SNORING)

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(MUTTERING)

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Oh! (GASPING)

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(GROANING)

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(YAWNS)

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Oh!

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(GRUNTS)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(EXHALES)

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Mmm.

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(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)

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(YELPS)

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Sorry, Teddy.
I need some sleep.

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(SIGHS)

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(SNORES)

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-(ALARM RINGING)
-(YELPS)

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MR. BEAN: What?

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Oh, no!

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(GROANS AND MUMBLES)

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(SIGHS) Oh,
what have we here?

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(GASPS)

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(HONKING)

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(GASPS)

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What? Oh.

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

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All right.

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Hmm. Let's see... Ah!

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Mmm.

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(SNORING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(GROANS)

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Ah-ha!

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-Uh...
-MR. BEAN: Well...

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That's yours.

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Peek-a-boo!

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Nice. Oh.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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No.

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-Come on, Teddy.
-Um...

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Oh, look, Teddy.

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(IMITATING RACE CAR)

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(HONKING)

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-(THUDS)
-Ow!

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No, it's ridiculous.

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-Uh...
-Oh, hello.

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I'm just looking.

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Oh, look at this.

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Ooh!

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(GASPS) Ah!

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(GASPING AND GROANING)

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Oh, thank you.

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I don't think
it's for me.

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(GROANS)

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Ah, look at this!

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(STUTTERING)

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-Hello.
-Huh?

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Oh.

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-Huh. Uh...
-(GIGGLES)

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(MUMBLES)

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-(GASPS)
-Ah-ha!

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Huh?

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Or one of these.

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Ooh. (CHUCKLES)

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Hmm.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(GRUNTS AND SIGHS)

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I don't think so.

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Oh!

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(CHUCKLES)

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Right.

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(WHOOPING)

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(GASPS)

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Oh... My... Goodness.

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(GASPS)

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It's beautiful!

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(GASPS) Mmm.

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-(BEEPING)
-(WHOOPING)

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Ah!

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Ah. Oh, hello!

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Do you like it?

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Yes!

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I'll take it.

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(GASPS) What?

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How much?
You must be joking!

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Ah, right. Um...

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(GRUNTING AND MUTTERING)

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I can find my own
way out, thank you.

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-Madam, I wouldn't.
-(GASPS)

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Look.

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Oh!

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But there's one that
could be perfect
for you, Madam.

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Follow me.

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There you go.

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Oh, yes, super.

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-Oh, yes.
-Oh!

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This is the one
for me.

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-Hmm.
-Oh!

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Thank you.

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Can I show you
something else,
madam?

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(IMITATING RACE CAR)

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-Oh!
-(HORN HONKING)

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Have a go
yourself.

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(IMITATING RACE CAR)

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(CASH REGISTER DINGS)

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Oh, look at this.

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(GIGGLING)

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(CASH REGISTER DINGS)

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(GASPS)

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Ah, would sir like
to try this?

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Okay.

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Right. Well, I should
be getting home.

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-Just a moment.
-What do you want?

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Where are you
taking me?

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No, but I can't
afford it.

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Today's very
special offer.

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(GASPS) Well,
in that case,
I'll take it!

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Oh, thank you!

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(CHUCKLES)
Hang on tight, Teddy!

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(WHOOPING)

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(SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)

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Night, night, Teddy.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)