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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCOFFS)

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(DOOR CLOSES LOUDLY)

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-(SCATTING)
-(DOORBELL TINKLES)

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Ooh, balloons!

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I love a balloon.

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Oh!

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Just a moment.

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(GASPS) Irma's birthday!

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Tomorrow!

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I nearly forgot.

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-Right.
-(DOORBELL TINKLES)

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Now, let me see.

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Uh... (MUTTERING) Ew!

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Soppy, those.

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Pfft! (SCATTING)

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A-ha! Hmm.

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(CHUCKLES) No.

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Oh!

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Oh, the bargain bucket.

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(PAPER RUSTLING)

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(GASPS) Two hundred!

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I'll never have to buy
another birthday card again.

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(SIGHS IN SATISFACTION)

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(DOORBELL TINKLES)

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(SCATTING)

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Huh?

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Oh! Ooh.

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Hmm?

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Hmm... (SCOFFS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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(INHALES AND CHUCKLES)

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That's nothing like him.

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Ah, ah, ah... (SNEEZES)

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Oh! Oh, sorry.

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Oi!

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Ow! (GROANS)

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(EXHALES)

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(HUMMING BIRTHDAY SONG)

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Oh, (MUMBLING) birthday cards.

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Hmm... (MUMBLING)

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Um...

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Oh, I know what would be good.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Ta-da! (CHUCKLES)

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To Irma,

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you smell. (CHUCKLES)

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Just pop that in the envelope.
(CHUCKLES)

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Shall I really do it?
Shall I?

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No.

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We're joking. (CHUCKLES)

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Here we go.

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"Happy birthday, Irma.

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"Mr. Bean." Hmm.

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(MUTTERING)

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Now, where did I put my stamps?

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Ah! Oh.

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Very good.

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Oh.

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Oh... (MUMBLING) Oh!

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(CHUCKLES)

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(MUTTERING)

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(MUTTERS)

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Oh... Phew!

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Ah, finally.

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Ah!

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Right. Let's pop that
in the post. (CHUCKLES)

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-(DOOR OPENS)
-(HUMMING BIRTHDAY SONG)

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Ah!

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Oh, yes, excellent!
(KISSES)

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Mmm. Done.

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Hmm? Oh!

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(GASPS)

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"Happy birthday, Irma."

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(GASPS)

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If that's here,

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then the other one
is the one I put in the box!

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Oh, no! I need to swap it.

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Quick, quick, quick!

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Oh, no! Ah!

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That's it.
There, it's just there.

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It's just...

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Excuse me?

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Oh! (NERVOUSLY) Hello.

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-(HUMMING)
-(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

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Oh!

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Um, could I just
swap this for this?

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-Oi!
-Ow!

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No interfering
with the Royal Mail.

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MR. BEAN:
No, but that's mine.

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I posted it and I just want
to... (MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)

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-(VAN STARTS)
-Oh!

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Oh... (MUMBLING)

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Right.

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Ah!

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(GRUNTS) Oh!

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Ah!

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Oh.

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Oh, um, can I help you there?

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There, uh-huh. There we go.

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-(CAR SCREECHING)
-Wait, now, wait.

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No, wait, wait, wait!

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Oh! (MUTTERING)

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(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

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(PANTING)

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(SHRUGS AND PANTS)

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(GASPS)

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(HUMMING)

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(CHUCKLES)

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(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

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-(BELL RINGS)
-(SHUTTER CLANKS OPEN)

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Oh!

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Mmm...

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-(GASPS)
-Oh, no, you don't.

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But I've got...
(STUTTERING)

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-There's a...
(STUTTERING)
-Right.

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Oh!

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-Out.
-(SIGHS)

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Oh!

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A-ha! (CHUCKLES)

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(GRUNTS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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(BELL RINGS)

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(SHUTTER CLANGS OPEN)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(SMACKS LIPS) Oh!

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, oh!

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(EFFORT GRUNTS)

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Oh! Oh!

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Ow!

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Ow! Oh!

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Oh! Hey!

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-Oh, no. Oh, oh!
-(MAN WHISTLING TUNE)

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(CONTINUES WHISTLING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh! (GRUNTS)

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Ah! Phew!

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Now, to find my card.

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How hard can it be?

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(GASPS)

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Oh, my goodness!

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But where is it?

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Oh! A-ha!

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(GASPS) My card!

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(MUTTERING)

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(GASPS)

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Whoa! Ow!

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Oh... (GASPS)

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(SCREAMS)

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Oh!

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh!

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Wait! Oh, no!

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(GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(YELPS) Oh!

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS)

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Oh, there it is. (GASPS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

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(MUMBLING)

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A-ha! (KISSES)

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Oh, no!

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(MUTTERING)

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Ah, over there! Yes.

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(GRUNTS)

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No.

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Ah, yes!

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Excellent.

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(PANTING)

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Right.

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(REELING)

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Oh, no!

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(NERVOUSLY) Oh, no!

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-(CIRCUITS SIZZLING)
-(ALARM BLARING)

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(GASPS)

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What is going on?

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(SCREAMS)

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Oh!

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Ow! (GASPS)

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Yes!

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(LAUGHS)

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(EXCLAIMS) Right.

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-(CHUCKLES)
-(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)

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Ah!

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Got ya!
I told you, pal.

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Oh, no. No, it's my...
It's my letter. It's...

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(GRUNTS) Ow!

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(FLAPS LIPS IN FRUSTRATION)

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(SIGHS)

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Oh! Of course.

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It would be delivered
to Irma's tomorrow.

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And I'll be there.

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(HUMMING BIRTHDAY SONG)

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(GASPS)

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(CONTINUES HUMMING)

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-(COOING)
-What?

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-(MUTTERS)
-(MAILMAN WHISTLING TUNE)

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(GASPS)

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(GASPS) Yes!

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(CONTINUES WHISTLING)

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-(RINGS DOORBELL)
-Got ya!

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Oh! You!

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Give, give...
Give me that.

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-Hey!
-(GRUNTS)

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Oh!

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-Ah!
-(DOOR OPENS)

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-(GASPS)
-Beanie?

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Ooh!

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Ooh, is that for me?

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Uh... (NERVOUSLY) Yes.

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It's this one.

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Ooh!

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Daffodils!

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My favorite.

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Thank you.

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Is that supposed to be me?

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(GASPS) No!

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-No, no, no.
That's the wrong one.
-Right.

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No, no, that's...
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

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I... (STUTTERS)
Wait, it's here!

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Look at this one.
It's this one,

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it's this one,
it's this one!

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Irma!

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Oh, no.

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Disaster.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh.

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(SIGHS)