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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCOFFS)

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(DOOR CLOSES LOUDLY)

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Mmm.

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Not long now, Teddy.

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Oh! This chair!

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Honestly.

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(SNIFFS)

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Oh no!

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Oh no! No, no, no!

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(CHAIR CREAKS)

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Oh, boy. (WHIMPERS)

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(LOW GRUMBLING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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(WHIMPERING)

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS)

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Ugh.

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I... Bean!

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(GASPS)

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(GRUMBLES)

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Disaster.

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Gonna have to
start again.

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Well, seeing as
you're not
going anywhere,

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you can stay in
for this delivery.

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What? (GROANS)

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-I'm off out.
-But... But...

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(SIGHS)

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All right.

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(WATER GURGLING)

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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(MUMBLING)

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Ow! (GROANS)

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Chair for Mrs. Wicket.

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Yes, yes. Hello.

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Hey. You're not
Mrs. Wicket.

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Um... No.

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But... Hmm...

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I'll just go
and get her.

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Quick, quick, quick.

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Perfect. (LAUGHS)

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(IN WOMAN'S VOICE)
Oh, hello.

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Huh?

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(HARP MUSIC PLAYING)

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Can I help you?

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(GASPS) You're...
You're lovely.

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(STAMMERING)
Where do you
want your chair?

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-(IN MAN'S VOICE)
In the lounge.
-What?

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(IN WOMAN'S VOICE)
In the lounge, please.

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Oh, actually, uh,
put it upstairs

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in the upstairs lounge.

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This way.

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(STRAINING)

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In here.

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Oh no.

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Quick, quick, quick.

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(STRAINING)

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(GASPS)

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(GRUNTING)

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Oh! Ah.

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(STRAINING)

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(EXHALES) There you go.

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(LAUGHS DELIGHTEDLY)

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Do you want me
to take that out
for you?

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Oh, yes.
If you wouldn't mind.

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(STRAINING)

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Oh, no.
Leave it there.

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Thank you. Bye.

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-Cheerio, then.
-Cheerio.

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Ah. Excellent.

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(LAUGHING) Oh!

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Yeah. (LAUGHS)

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And there.

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(COUGHS)

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(GASPS AMD SNIFFS)
Oh, no!

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Not again!

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(GROANS)

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-(SIGHS) Look at that.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)

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(SIGHS) Oh, now what?

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Hello. This is for you.

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(IN WOMAN'S VOICE)
Oh, hello.

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Very lovely.
Thank you. Bye.

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-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-(GROANS) Oh, no.

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(IN WOMAN'S VOICE)
Hello.

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Should we go out?
Cinema?

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Ice skating?

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-Lunch?
-Oh.

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Um... You're on.

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I used to deliver here.
You'll like this place.

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MR. BEAN:
Oh, this looks very good.

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Oh! Oh! Look at that.

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Whoa. Lovely.

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This way.
Table for two.

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-Excellent.
-(SIGHS)

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-Allow me.
-Oh, thank you.

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Oh, no, I'll keep that.

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Thank you.
It's a little chilly.

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Okay. So...

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Your order, please?

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-Salad, please.
-Oh, very good.

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Ooh, I think I'll have...

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One of everything.

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No! Wait.

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Two of everything.

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Thank you.

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Two of everything,
madam.

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-Bread.
-Oh, I love bread.

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(BOTH STRAINING)

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-Get off! Thank you.
-(GROANS)

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MR. BEAN: Lovely.

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Soup of the day.

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Thank you. Um...

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(MUMBLING)

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Oh. Just takes
a little while. Oh!

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SLURPING)

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Garlic bread.

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(SNORTING)

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(BELCHES) Oh,
I do beg your pardon.

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(GRUNTS)

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Huh? Back in a minute.

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I might have
another one of those.
(CHUCKLES)

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(STAMMERING)

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Ah! Come here.

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Oh, no!

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(STAMMERING)
Oh, no! Ooh!

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Ah-ha!

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Ah. Have you
done something
to your hair?

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Yes. (CHUCKLES)
Do you like it?

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Two of everything,
madam.

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-Salad.
-Mmm.

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I started as
a delivery boy.

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WAITER:
A slice of pie?

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I'll have
the whole pie, please.

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Thank you.

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Then I worked up
to delivery man.

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WAITER:
Dessert for two.

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Oh, lovely!

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Off, off, off!
Thank you.

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Get one for yourself.

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Oh, what a treat.
(CHUCKLES)

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Mmm. Lovely.

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Excuse me.
The bill, please.

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(GROANS)
Oh, very nice.

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WAITER: The bill.
MR. BEAN: Lovely.

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DELIVERY MAN: Right.

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So, I had this.

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And you had this,
this, and all these.

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So, that means
the rest is yours.

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Oh, right.

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What?

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(STAMMERING)

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(NERVOUSLY)
Oh, well.
Excuse me while I, uh...

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You know,
go to the, uh...

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I'll just be a minute.

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MAN: Oi!
What's your problem?

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Oh, yes.
Of course. Sorry!

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-(WOMAN SCREAMS)
-MR. BEAN: Sorry.

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(BREATH TREMBLING)

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DELIVERY MAN:
But, I didn't
have all this.

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We're gonna
split the bill

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when she comes back.
Been a long time.

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-Mrs. Wicket? Mrs. Wicket?
-(WOMAN YELPS)

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Oh. She's gone.

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Sir?

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Ah. Right. (SIGHS)

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Oh! (SCATTING)

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(SIGHS) Oh.

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Bean!
Where's me chair?

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Um... Here.

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Oh, they never
look like the pictures,
do they?

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(CHUCKLES) Ah!

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Very nice.

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Ooh.

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Lovely.

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-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-Hmm? Who's that?

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-(GASPS)
-(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hello.
Mrs. Wicket, please.

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Yes?

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Huh? You're not
Mrs. Wicket.

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Yes, I am.

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The one
who lives upstairs
with the new chair.

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MRS. WICKET: Bean!

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(WHIMPERS)

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(GROWLS)

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(WHIMPERING)

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Bean!

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Oh, hello.

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That's my chair.

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Uh... I can explain.

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Downstairs. Now!

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(SIGHS)

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(BOTH MUMBLING AND LAUGHING)

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-(STRAINING)
-(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

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(EXHALES) Honestly.
(SARCASTICALLY)
You're welcome.

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(LAUGHS) Deliveries, eh?
Oh, you make me laugh.

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(SIGHS) Here we go.

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(STRAINING)

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SIGHS)