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(music playing)

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Mr. Bean:
(makes car racing noise)

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(knocking)

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What the?

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Bean?

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Oh.

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(knocking)

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Irma: Beany!

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Oh.

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I'm coming. I'm coming.

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(knocking)

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Come in.

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It's on.

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Yes I know.

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Fantastic, isn't it?

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Irma: No.

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The Dancing Show.

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Mr. Bean: What?

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What? It's...

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Oh no!

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It's the final.

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Oh, don't they move

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beautifully?

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(sighs)

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Irma: Bean, look!

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(laughs)

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Ah not bad.

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Not bad.

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Male: And the winners,

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couple number three.

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And you could be

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our next winner.

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Yes, you.

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Dance heats

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are taking place today

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in a park near you.

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Oh, look.

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That's our park.

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Why don't we enter

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the competition?

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Shame we can't dance.

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Mr. Bean: Dah.

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It's so easy.

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Come on.

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I'll show you.

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Irma: Ooh. Oh!

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- One, two, three...
- Ah.

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- Mr. Bean: One, two...
- Irma: Oh.

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Mr. Bean: (singing)

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Irma: Ooh.

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Mr. Bean:
One, two, three...

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Irma:
Ooh! Ow!

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Watch where
you're putting your feet.

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Irma: What? Oh.

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Mr. Bean: (singing)

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Irma: Oh.

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Ta-da!

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Ooh.

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Ow!

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Ah.

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Oh.

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We'll never be good enough

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to enter the competition.

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- Oh.
- Bye.

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Hmm.

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I'll show her.

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(singing)

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Ah.

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This is the place.

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Ah.

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Huh. Oh.

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Dance class?

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Yes, come in.

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Come in.

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Mr. Bean:
Ah, thank you.

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(laughs) Right.

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Let us begin.

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Mrs. Enderby. (claps)

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Mrs. Enderby?

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Hello. Hello.

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Oh. Err,

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oh, huh.

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And a one, two, three,

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one, two, three,

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one, two, three.

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Oh.

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Oh. Sorry. Oh.

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One, two, three

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(muttering)

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- Oh.
- Ah!

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Doh. Oh.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Gracious.

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Female: Mrs. Enderby?

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Oh.

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Let's try again, shall we?

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(mumbling)

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Right.

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And a one, two, three,

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one, two, three,
one, two, three,

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- one, two, three...
- Oh this is good. (singing)

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One, two, three..

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Oh, steady now.

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- Mr. Bean: (singing)
- Female: Oh dear.

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Female: Oh.

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Mrs. Enderby: Oh.

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Mr. Bean: Ah.

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Huh, huh, Yes, oh. Ah.

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Yours, I believe?

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Doh.

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Here, let me move it.

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Get it out of your way.

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That'll be better there,
I think. Mm.

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Let's try again, shall we?

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Mrs. Enderby?

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Right.

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Oh.

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Ah ha. (laughs)

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Oh, that's it.

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Keep going.

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Absolutely.

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Ooh.

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Oh. Ooh!

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Mr. Bean: (singing) Oh.

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Oh, this is nice

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(singing)

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- Ah!
- Female: Whoa!

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- Mr. Bean Ooh!
- Female: Ooh! Argh!

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Oh.

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Are you okay?

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Female: Uh.

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Oof!

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I'll have to teach myself now.

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(singing)

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Oh, hello.

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Oh. Hello, Bean.

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Mr. Bean:
Now, let me see.

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Ducks.

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Dinosaurs.

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Dentistry.

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Ah ha.

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Here we are.

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Dancing.

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Oh.

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Good.

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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Gracious!

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One,

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two,

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three.

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And one, two...

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doh, what is it again?

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Ah.

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No, one, two, three.

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Oh,

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I can't see the book now.

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Oh, this isn't going to work.

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Oh!

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I know!

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Come on. Come on. Come on.

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Ah!

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(music playing)

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There we go.

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Right.

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Let's get started.

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Looks pretty simple.

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One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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Female: Doh. Oh.

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One, two, three.

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Male: Ooh! Careful.

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Piece of cake.

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I think I've got it.

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Irma.

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- Mm hm?
- I can dance.

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Really?

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Will you join me?

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Um, okay.

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Mr. Bean: Come on.

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- Oh.
- Um.

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Oh. One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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- One, two, three.
- Irma: Oh.

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- One, two, three.
- Ooh.

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- Ta da!
- Ooh.

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I'll meet you
at the park after work.

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Okay.

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(humming)

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One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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All right, Dave.

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All done.

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Mr. Bean: What?

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Doh.

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What?

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Wait!

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(music playing)

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No!

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No, let me out!

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Help!

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Argh! I'm locked in here.

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(banging)

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Huh. I've been shouting.

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- I've been...
- What?

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Oh.

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Oh no!

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Oh no. Oh no.

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Ah.

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Wait! Wait!

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Oh.

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Huh.

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Come on. Come on.

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Where is he?

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- What time do you call this?
- Come on.

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I'm sure there's still time.

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Irma: Oh.

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(music playing)

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And the winners
are couple number two.

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- Ooh.
- Oh.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh, Bean.

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Mr. Bean: Irma?

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Irma?

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Oh dear.

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Oh.

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I wonder.

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Ha.

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Mm.

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(chuckles)

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Mm!

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Uhh!

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Good.

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(chuckles)

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Mr. Bean: Right.

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Now.

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There we go.

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Right.

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Perfect.

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(music playing)

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Irma.

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I've found a new
dance competition.

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What?

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- Really?
- Yes.

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Come on. Come on.

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There we are.

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But this is your house.

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Yes. Come on, this way.

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Ta-da!

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Oh.

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Oh, Beany!

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(clears throat)

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May I have the pleasure
of this dance?

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Irma: Oh!

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Ooh!

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One, two, three.

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One, two, three.

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(music playing)

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Ta-da!

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Oh.

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Will the judges
please reveal their scores?

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Thank you.

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(drumroll)

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Ten.

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Oh, that's marvellous.

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Ten. And another.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Ooh.

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Mr. Bean: Teddy?

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Your score please?

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Ten.

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I won!

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- Mm.
- Oh!

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We won.

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Oh, yes. We won.

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Thank you, Teddy.

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Thank you.

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(music playing)