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Tcha!

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Lunch time Teddy,

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what can we make?

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Mm.

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Or...

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I could just get a pizza.

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Yes, I think I will.

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Now then, okay.

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Hello.

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Don Crustyoni.

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One hundred, two hundred.

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One pepperoni pizza
on its way.

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Three hundred.

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Mr. Bean:
Come on, come on.

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Ah!

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Ah, thank you.

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Keep the change.

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Ah, right.

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What?

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But...

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Look at it...

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(sighs)

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Do you want a bit Teddy?

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No.

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Okay.

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(sighs)

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I'm still hungry.

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Hmm, I wonder if I could

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make my own pizza?

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Very nice, mm.

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Oh.

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Atchoo.

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Oh, I'm sorry Teddy.

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Ugh.

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Ah.

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Oh dear.

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(sighs)

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Add a sprinkling of that,

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a sprinkling of this.

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And...

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It's you.

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Oh, yummy.

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That is brilliant.

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I'd pay good money
for one of these.

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Hang on.

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There's an idea.

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Tah-dah.

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Come on.

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Good, right.

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Pizza Bean.

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Excellent pizzas.

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Pizza Bean,
they are really large.

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Pizza Bean,
they are really good.

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Oh, Pizza Bean.

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Oh.

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Pizza Bean.

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Yes, yes, okay.

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Pizza Bean.

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I've got it, thank you,

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thank you bye.

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Hello Pizza Bean.

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Thank you.

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Pizza Bean, yes, yes.

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Thank you.

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Yes, yes, no, no,

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carry on, carry on.

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Mr. Bean: Thank you.

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Ah, look at that.

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Mr. Bean: Thank you very much.

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Right yes, yes, yes, no,

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pizza mushroom,
hold the anchovies,

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yes I will.

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Oh, yes I'm fine, bye.

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Oh, I wonder.

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Excellent.

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Male: Pepperoni, please.

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Pepperoni yes,

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thank you bye.

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Brilliant.

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Delivery time.

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Why are no orders, ah?

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This is crazy.

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Hello Pizza Bean.

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Male: I'd like
to order a pizza.

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Could you hang on
a minute please?

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- Male: Yes.
- Thank you.

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Hello, Pizza Bean.

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- Male: (mumbling)
- Could I call you back?

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Thank you.

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Oh, honestly.

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You take it.

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Male: Hello, hello.

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Can't stop Teddy, sorry.

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Male: Hello.

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Why are no orders?

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I'm a losing a fortune.

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What's this?

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Some new guy.

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Don Crustyoni:
Oh, maybe...

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Gracious!

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But that is it.

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No more, we are closed.

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(sighs)

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Oh, I don't believe it.

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Okay.

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One last one.

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Pizza Bean,

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Uh-hmm.

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Okay, yes. I've got that.

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Thank you, bye.

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(laughs)

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Oh, here we go.

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Mm, very nice.

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Pizza Bean.

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Mr. Bean: What's going on?

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Don Crustyoni: Enter.

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Ah, Signor Bean.

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Oh, good evening.

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Do you know who I am?

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No.

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I am Don Crustyoni!

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The pizza man.

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I've got a bone
to pick with you.

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But it can wait.

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This town ain't big enough

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for the both of us,

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I'm putting you out of business.

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Permanently.

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Boys.

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Ah, come here you.

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Ah.

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No escape.

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No, no please.

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Don Crustyoni: Come here you!

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Take that!

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Pfft!

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Oh, that's a good pizza.

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Really?

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Si, si, best I ever tasted.

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Well, thank you very much.

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You must tell me your secret.

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Oh my secret, well.

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Don Crustyoni: A pizza machine,

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interesting.

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I'm going to make
you an offer

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you can't refuse.

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This for your machine.

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Ah, this is...

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Ah, has Monsieur decided yet?

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Mr. Bean:
Um, I think I'll have...

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A pizza please.

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Oh.

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