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Gah!

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Oh, my paper.

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Oh, ooh.

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Ah. Ha ha.

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[Mrs Wicket]
Right.

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Ooh. Ah. Morning. There we are.

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Right, thank you.

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Phew.

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[owoooah]

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[blows raspberry]

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Ha, ooh. Ah. Right.
Oh, what's the news?

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What the...

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[chuckling]

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Ah.

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Hm.

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Oh. Brilliant.

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Ah. One, please.

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Okay, where would you like
to sit?

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Oh. Hm. Hm.

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Umm, oh, oh, oh.

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[Ticket Girl]
Oh!

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[laughs]

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Ah, hm, no.

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Couldn't go there.

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Um, um, um, um.

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Okay.

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Hm. Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.

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There you go, sir.

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Ah, thank you.

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Oh. Ah.

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Just there, sir.

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Ah.

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Ah, yes.

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-Sorry. So sorry.
-Oh.

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I'm so sorry. Excuse me,
thank you, thank you.

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Excuse me. Thank you. Ah.

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Oh, very nice, hm.

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Hm.

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Ah.

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What? Oh, tch.
I mean, would you believe it?

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Oh. It's just my luck.

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Oh, I wonder?

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Hah,

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thank you, excuse me,

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thank you,
I'm so sorry, thank you.

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Sorry, excuse me.
Thank you.

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Ow, oh.

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Can I have one please?

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Yes, sir.

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Thank you. And another one.

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Of course, sir.

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And another one.

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And another one, please.

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Oh, you know what?
I'll just take the lot.

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Oh.

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Thank you, thank you very much.

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Thank you.

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Hm.

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Excuse me, excuse me, thank you.

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Oh, that's more like it.

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Um,

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oh, oh. Oh.

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Lady: [mumbles]

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Ahh!

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

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please welcome to the stage...
Doctor Daze. [applause]

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Brilliant!

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.

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Lovely to be here.
I need a volunteer.

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Oh, not me, not me.

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Come up on stage.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, give him a
round of applause. [applause]

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Take a seat, sir.

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Watch.

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And in three, two, one...

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He's under.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going
to pretend to be a mouse.

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-Squeak, squeak.
-Uh! Uh! Uh!

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Ah, a mouse. [laughter]

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Oh, no, oh, ah.

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-[audience laugh]
-Fantastic.

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Squeak, squeak, squeak,
squeak, squeak.

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Oh, ah. Ha ha ha. Ah ah.

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And in three, two, one...

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You're back in the room.

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Hm, oh, oh, oh. [laughter]
What happened? Oh.

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Well done, sir.

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Give him a round of applause,
ladies and gentlemen.

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[applause]

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Another volunteer.

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Yes, please. Me, me, me, me, me!
Oh, choose me, choose me!

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Yes, you, sir.

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Oh, yes.
[giggles]

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-Excuse me, sorry.
-Oh, that's better.

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[applause]
Oh. Gracious.

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Hello.

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[laughs]
Welcome. Take a seat.

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Oh.

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Now, watch.

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In three, two, one...

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He's out.

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Now, I wonder if this
man can dance.

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Some music.

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Oh.

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[laughter]
[clapping]

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Hello? Ooh!

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You see, ladies and gentlemen,
nothing there.

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I think it's time
for some love.

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Oh. Oh!

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Oh.

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Give me those.

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-My darling.
-[laughter]

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Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah!

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[laughter]

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And now...

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Walkies!

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Ah, woof, woof!

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Sit!

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Look at him, ladies
and gentlemen.

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[applause]

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[barking]

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Down, boy. Ooh!

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Let go. Ha ha ha.

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Let go. Ooh, oh.

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Woof, woof, woof.

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Wait! Stay!

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Come back.

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Where did he go?

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[growling]

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Woof!

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[yowling]

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[barking]

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Hey?

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What the...

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Ooh. Ooh, my poor back.

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[barking]

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Eh?

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[yowling]

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Ooh.

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Bean?

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[barking]

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Bean, leave him alone!

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[barking]

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[growling]

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Hey!

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What's going on?

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Ooh.

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What? Oh. Ah, ooh.

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Oh, oh, me back. Oof.

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Hold on.

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I think that's done it.

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Oh. Whoo!

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Eh?

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Cor.

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Hey, keep it down!

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Whoo. Ha, ha, ha, ooh!

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Oi, shut up! [groans]

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Whoo, whoo. Ha ha ha ha.
[doorbell]

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Who's that? Oh, gosh!

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Keep your racket down, you!

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[sniffing]

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Oh. [sniffing]

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Oh, my darling!

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Don't go. Don't go!

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Where's he gone?

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[Mr Bean]
Come with me, please.

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Ah!

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You're the only one for me.

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Ah! Put me down. Stop
it. Ah, get off.

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Three, two one...

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You're back.

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Oh, eh? What the... But,
but, but I, I, I...

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oh, thanks.

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Oh, it's you, off the telly.

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Yes, that's me.

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I hypnotised him.

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Oh.

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Hypnotised him. Just a minute.

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Now... [whispering]

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Ah. Why not?

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[yawns] Ah! Mm.

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Ah, the paper. Hm mm.

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Oh, woof!

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[panting and barking]

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[barking]

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Oh, wow.

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[barking]

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Oh.

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Good boy, Bean.

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Eh?

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Ha ha ha ha.

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What happened? What happened?