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Gah!

2
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Oh, my paper.

3
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Oh, ooh.

4
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Ah. Ha ha.

5
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[Mrs Wicket]
Right.

6
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Ooh. Ah. Morning. There we are.

7
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Right, thank you.

8
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Phew.

9
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[owoooah]

10
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[blows raspberry]

11
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Ha, ooh. Ah. Right.
Oh, what's the news?

12
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What the...

13
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[chuckling]

14
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Ah.

15
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Hm.

16
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Oh. Brilliant.

17
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Ah. One, please.

18
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Okay, where would you like
to sit?

19
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Oh. Hm. Hm.

20
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Umm, oh, oh, oh.

21
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[Ticket Girl]
Oh!

22
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[laughs]

23
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Ah, hm, no.

24
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Couldn't go there.

25
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Um, um, um, um.

26
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Okay.

27
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Hm. Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.

28
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There you go, sir.

29
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Ah, thank you.

30
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Oh. Ah.

31
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Just there, sir.

32
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Ah.

33
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Ah, yes.

34
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-Sorry. So sorry.
-Oh.

35
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I'm so sorry. Excuse me,
thank you, thank you.

36
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Excuse me. Thank you. Ah.

37
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Oh, very nice, hm.

38
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Hm.

39
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Ah.

40
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What? Oh, tch.
I mean, would you believe it?

41
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Oh. It's just my luck.

42
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Oh, I wonder?

43
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Hah,

44
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thank you, excuse me,

45
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thank you,
I'm so sorry, thank you.

46
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Sorry, excuse me.
Thank you.

47
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Ow, oh.

48
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Can I have one please?

49
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Yes, sir.

50
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Thank you. And another one.

51
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Of course, sir.

52
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And another one.

53
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And another one, please.

54
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Oh, you know what?
I'll just take the lot.

55
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Oh.

56
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Thank you, thank you very much.

57
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Thank you.

58
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Hm.

59
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Excuse me, excuse me, thank you.

60
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Oh, that's more like it.

61
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Um,

62
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oh, oh. Oh.

63
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Lady: [mumbles]

64
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Ahh!

65
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Ladies and Gentlemen,

66
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please welcome to the stage...
Doctor Daze. [applause]

67
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Brilliant!

68
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.

69
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Lovely to be here.
I need a volunteer.

70
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Oh, not me, not me.

71
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Come up on stage.

72
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Ladies and Gentlemen, give him a
round of applause. [applause]

73
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Take a seat, sir.

74
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Watch.

75
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And in three, two, one...

76
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He's under.

77
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm going
to pretend to be a mouse.

78
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-Squeak, squeak.
-Uh! Uh! Uh!

79
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Ah, a mouse. [laughter]

80
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Oh, no, oh, ah.

81
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-[audience laugh]
-Fantastic.

82
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Squeak, squeak, squeak,
squeak, squeak.

83
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Oh, ah. Ha ha ha. Ah ah.

84
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And in three, two, one...

85
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You're back in the room.

86
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Hm, oh, oh, oh. [laughter]
What happened? Oh.

87
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Well done, sir.

88
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Give him a round of applause,
ladies and gentlemen.

89
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[applause]

90
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Another volunteer.

91
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Yes, please. Me, me, me, me, me!
Oh, choose me, choose me!

92
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Yes, you, sir.

93
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Oh, yes.
[giggles]

94
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-Excuse me, sorry.
-Oh, that's better.

95
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[applause]
Oh. Gracious.

96
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Hello.

97
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[laughs]
Welcome. Take a seat.

98
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Oh.

99
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Now, watch.

100
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In three, two, one...

101
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He's out.

102
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Now, I wonder if this
man can dance.

103
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Some music.

104
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Oh.

105
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[laughter]
[clapping]

106
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Hello? Ooh!

107
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You see, ladies and gentlemen,
nothing there.

108
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I think it's time
for some love.

109
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Oh. Oh!

110
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Oh.

111
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Give me those.

112
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-My darling.
-[laughter]

113
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Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah!

114
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[laughter]

115
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And now...

116
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Walkies!

117
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Ah, woof, woof!

118
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Sit!

119
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Look at him, ladies
and gentlemen.

120
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[applause]

121
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[barking]

122
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Down, boy. Ooh!

123
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Let go. Ha ha ha.

124
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Let go. Ooh, oh.

125
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Woof, woof, woof.

126
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Wait! Stay!

127
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Come back.

128
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Where did he go?

129
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[growling]

130
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Woof!

131
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[yowling]

132
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[barking]

133
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Hey?

134
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What the...

135
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Ooh. Ooh, my poor back.

136
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[barking]

137
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Eh?

138
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[yowling]

139
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Ooh.

140
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Bean?

141
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[barking]

142
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Bean, leave him alone!

143
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[barking]

144
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[growling]

145
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Hey!

146
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What's going on?

147
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Ooh.

148
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What? Oh. Ah, ooh.

149
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Oh, oh, me back. Oof.

150
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Hold on.

151
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I think that's done it.

152
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Oh. Whoo!

153
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Eh?

154
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Cor.

155
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Hey, keep it down!

156
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Whoo. Ha, ha, ha, ooh!

157
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Oi, shut up! [groans]

158
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Whoo, whoo. Ha ha ha ha.
[doorbell]

159
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Who's that? Oh, gosh!

160
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Keep your racket down, you!

161
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[sniffing]

162
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Oh. [sniffing]

163
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Oh, my darling!

164
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Don't go. Don't go!

165
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Where's he gone?

166
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[Mr Bean]
Come with me, please.

167
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Ah!

168
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You're the only one for me.

169
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Ah! Put me down. Stop
it. Ah, get off.

170
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Three, two one...

171
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You're back.

172
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Oh, eh? What the... But,
but, but I, I, I...

173
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oh, thanks.

174
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Oh, it's you, off the telly.

175
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Yes, that's me.

176
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I hypnotised him.

177
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Oh.

178
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Hypnotised him. Just a minute.

179
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Now... [whispering]

180
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Ah. Why not?

181
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[yawns] Ah! Mm.

182
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Ah, the paper. Hm mm.

183
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Oh, woof!

184
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[panting and barking]

185
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[barking]

186
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Oh, wow.

187
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[barking]

188
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Oh.

189
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Good boy, Bean.

190
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Eh?

191
00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:26,867
Ha ha ha ha.

192
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What happened? What happened?