WEBVTT 00:27.067 --> 00:27.767 Tch! 00:34.933 --> 00:37.733 [sighs] 00:41.633 --> 00:46.200 * O mio babbino caro, 00:46.300 --> 00:48.700 * mi piace, 00:48.800 --> 00:51.867 * bello, bello, 00:51.967 --> 00:54.033 Uh! 00:54.733 --> 00:58.667 * vo'andare in Porta 00:58.767 --> 01:05.500 * Rossa a comperar l'anello. 01:05.967 --> 01:06.667 Oh. 01:08.000 --> 01:08.667 Quick. 01:12.400 --> 01:13.433 Uh. 01:17.867 --> 01:20.700 Arrivederci teddy. 01:20.800 --> 01:21.433 [laughs] 01:24.633 --> 01:25.633 [Irma sighs] 01:25.733 --> 01:27.233 Hmm. 01:30.767 --> 01:32.500 Where is he? 01:33.633 --> 01:35.533 * la da da da... 01:35.633 --> 01:36.167 Mrrrooowwwrr. 01:36.267 --> 01:37.700 [gasps] Aww. 01:38.400 --> 01:39.000 Tsaw... 01:39.100 --> 01:40.567 Tsks. 01:41.933 --> 01:44.000 Grrr. 01:47.000 --> 01:49.433 [engine would not start] 01:49.533 --> 01:50.300 Eh? 01:50.400 --> 01:51.300 [engine chocking] 01:51.400 --> 01:54.533 [engine does not start] 01:54.633 --> 01:57.233 Come on. Come on. 01:58.133 --> 02:00.300 No. 02:01.000 --> 02:02.367 Eh? 02:03.633 --> 02:05.533 [sighs] 02:06.533 --> 02:08.100 [sighs] Tsks! 02:08.700 --> 02:09.533 Where is he? 02:11.467 --> 02:12.367 [sighs] 02:13.833 --> 02:15.500 Ahh. 02:18.967 --> 02:20.567 Hmm. 02:20.667 --> 02:22.433 Now then. 02:24.800 --> 02:26.033 Hmm. 02:27.667 --> 02:29.300 Tsks, oh. 02:30.733 --> 02:31.600 Ah! 02:31.967 --> 02:32.633 Meow. 02:32.733 --> 02:33.633 [gasps] 02:33.733 --> 02:34.600 Meow! 02:35.800 --> 02:36.700 Ow. 02:37.400 --> 02:38.467 Ooh. 02:40.833 --> 02:41.733 [mumbles] 02:42.900 --> 02:44.900 Oh no. 02:45.000 --> 02:46.400 [mumbles] 02:51.833 --> 02:53.200 [grumbles] 02:54.900 --> 02:58.233 Oh no. 03:02.667 --> 03:04.467 Ow. [sighs] 03:06.000 --> 03:09.367 Oh. Where is that man? 03:12.100 --> 03:16.100 Hmm. Where is he? 03:20.067 --> 03:21.867 What time do you call this? 03:21.967 --> 03:22.800 Where's the tickets? 03:22.900 --> 03:23.700 Oh yes. 03:23.800 --> 03:25.333 [inaudible dialogue] 03:25.433 --> 03:29.067 Brrr. You wouldn't believe the... 03:29.167 --> 03:30.633 [mumbles] 03:31.833 --> 03:33.133 But. 03:33.233 --> 03:35.633 Oh and look at you, you're filthy! 03:35.733 --> 03:36.600 Eh? 03:37.000 --> 03:37.567 [gasp] 03:37.667 --> 03:40.267 [sighs] 03:41.733 --> 03:43.600 Ah, thank you. 03:45.700 --> 03:48.200 Ah. Buona sera. 03:48.300 --> 03:50.433 Oh, good evening sir... uh-uh. 03:50.533 --> 03:52.767 - Eh? - Not dressed like that sir. 03:52.867 --> 03:55.967 But...what? [mumbles] 03:56.067 --> 03:57.233 Sorry, uh-uh. 03:57.333 --> 03:59.667 I've been trying to.. [mumbles] 03:59.767 --> 04:00.567 Uh-uh. 04:00.667 --> 04:01.800 What? 04:01.900 --> 04:04.567 Um, over there. 04:04.667 --> 04:06.100 Oh. 04:08.333 --> 04:10.100 I'll be right back. 04:11.033 --> 04:12.167 Tsks. [sighs] 04:16.433 --> 04:17.500 Grrr. 04:17.600 --> 04:19.500 [sniffs] Woof. 04:19.600 --> 04:20.967 Mozart! Ssshh! 04:21.067 --> 04:22.200 Yeah? 04:22.300 --> 04:23.967 Oh yeah, there you go. 04:24.067 --> 04:25.167 Thank you madam. 04:25.267 --> 04:26.367 Ready tomorrow. 04:26.467 --> 04:27.133 Is that alright? 04:27.233 --> 04:28.300 That'll be fine. 04:28.400 --> 04:29.500 - Tsks. - Thank you kindly. 04:29.600 --> 04:30.833 [mumbles] Pff. 04:30.933 --> 04:32.367 Right. Well just a moment while I... 04:32.467 --> 04:33.967 Ah. 04:34.067 --> 04:35.667 Hmm. [unzips] 04:35.767 --> 04:36.767 Oh. 04:36.867 --> 04:38.233 Excuse me? 04:38.333 --> 04:39.367 Hmm. 04:39.467 --> 04:41.167 Tsks, oh. 04:43.600 --> 04:44.700 [snooty lady] I say. 04:44.800 --> 04:46.800 [shop assistant] What is he doing? 04:49.967 --> 04:50.500 [gasps] 04:50.600 --> 04:51.500 Hmm? 05:00.600 --> 05:01.500 Ooh. 05:03.500 --> 05:04.067 Um. 05:04.167 --> 05:04.833 [Mr. Bean sighs] 05:04.933 --> 05:05.900 Well I... 05:06.000 --> 05:07.567 Evening. Evening. 05:08.100 --> 05:11.033 Express please. 05:11.133 --> 05:13.433 Oh. 24 hours. 05:13.533 --> 05:14.600 Eh? 05:14.700 --> 05:15.267 Look! 05:15.367 --> 05:16.200 What? 05:16.300 --> 05:18.667 No, no, no. No, no... 05:18.767 --> 05:20.633 Now, now. 05:20.733 --> 05:21.600 No, no, sorry. 05:21.700 --> 05:23.367 [sighs] 05:24.567 --> 05:25.800 [sighs] 05:27.000 --> 05:28.100 Grrr, woof. 05:28.200 --> 05:31.567 Er, that's my hat. 05:32.733 --> 05:33.600 Oh look! 05:33.700 --> 05:34.567 What? 05:36.833 --> 05:38.000 Eh? 05:38.100 --> 05:38.933 [gasps] 05:39.033 --> 05:40.600 Where's he gone? 05:48.500 --> 05:49.467 Well! 05:50.900 --> 05:53.067 Hmm, oh well. 05:54.767 --> 05:55.800 Now. 05:56.800 --> 05:57.533 Eh? 05:57.633 --> 05:59.733 What the... 05:59.833 --> 06:01.033 This! 06:02.300 --> 06:05.400 [sighs] Okay. 06:10.500 --> 06:12.100 Oh goodness! 06:19.933 --> 06:21.033 [sighs] 06:23.100 --> 06:24.067 Oh. 06:24.167 --> 06:26.400 [mumbles] 06:26.967 --> 06:28.433 Sorry I'm late. 06:29.767 --> 06:31.367 Your ticket madam? 06:32.433 --> 06:33.467 Oh! 06:33.567 --> 06:35.100 [mumbles] 06:36.100 --> 06:38.300 I seem to have mislaid it. 06:38.400 --> 06:43.300 Uh. I'm so sorry madam but no ticket, no entry. 06:43.400 --> 06:45.033 Oh what? 06:45.133 --> 06:49.533 [mumbles] 06:49.633 --> 06:53.733 Oh dear, oh no. Never mind thank you, thank you. 06:58.100 --> 06:59.367 What? 06:59.467 --> 07:00.300 Uh! 07:00.767 --> 07:01.633 Hey! 07:07.700 --> 07:08.800 Oh no. 07:13.567 --> 07:15.100 Where is he? 07:15.933 --> 07:17.167 Ooh. 07:23.633 --> 07:25.433 Ooh! 07:25.533 --> 07:28.000 Oh look at this. 07:28.100 --> 07:31.433 This will help the look. 07:31.533 --> 07:32.467 [laughs] 07:32.567 --> 07:33.533 Ooh. 07:33.633 --> 07:35.567 [mumbles] 07:43.433 --> 07:45.100 Ah! 07:47.100 --> 07:48.133 Alright! 07:51.000 --> 07:52.167 Oh, oh. 07:53.967 --> 07:56.033 [mumbles] 07:57.767 --> 08:03.033 * ma, ma, ma, ma 08:03.133 --> 08:03.867 Ah! 08:03.967 --> 08:05.133 [screams] 08:06.100 --> 08:07.767 It's a disaster! 08:08.833 --> 08:10.033 You're on! You're on! 08:10.133 --> 08:11.967 Not without my wig!! 08:12.067 --> 08:12.667 AH! 08:12.767 --> 08:14.533 Oh. 08:14.633 --> 08:16.533 Excuse me. 08:16.633 --> 08:17.500 [sighs] 08:17.900 --> 08:18.833 Hmm. 08:18.933 --> 08:19.500 Grrr. 08:19.600 --> 08:19.967 [gasps] 08:20.067 --> 08:20.800 Woof. 08:20.900 --> 08:21.567 [gasps] 08:21.667 --> 08:22.967 Oh. Ssshh! 08:23.067 --> 08:24.000 Oh. 08:24.100 --> 08:25.567 Mozart. 08:26.733 --> 08:27.600 Oh no. 08:28.433 --> 08:29.300 Oh! 08:32.067 --> 08:32.900 Woo!! 08:33.000 --> 08:34.233 Phew! you're here... 08:34.333 --> 08:35.967 and two, and you're on. 08:36.067 --> 08:37.233 [gasps] 08:41.933 --> 08:42.967 [clapping] 08:43.067 --> 08:45.100 Ooh! 08:48.667 --> 08:52.700 Oh my goodness! 08:55.033 --> 09:00.467 * Oh mio babbino caro, 09:00.567 --> 09:06.667 * mi piace bello bello, 09:06.767 --> 09:13.300 * vo'andare Porta Rosa 09:13.400 --> 09:19.000 * a comperar l'anello 09:19.100 --> 09:20.733 * Si, si... 09:20.833 --> 09:23.700 [gasps] That's my dress. 09:23.800 --> 09:26.533 Ssshh! Sit down! 09:26.633 --> 09:27.433 Oh yes, 09:27.533 --> 09:30.233 oh I'll just... 09:30.333 --> 09:31.867 oh, ooh. 09:31.967 --> 09:32.767 Mozart. 09:32.867 --> 09:33.900 Oh! 09:34.000 --> 09:38.000 * Mi struggo e mi tormento! 09:38.100 --> 09:42.167 * O Dio, 09:42.267 --> 09:49.000 * verrei morir! 09:49.100 --> 09:52.033 [applause] 10:00.700 --> 10:01.567 Oh! 10:02.333 --> 10:03.167 Phew!! 10:03.267 --> 10:05.433 Woof, woof. Woof, woof. 10:05.533 --> 10:06.533 Grrr. 10:07.333 --> 10:08.367 Oh no. 10:08.800 --> 10:10.000 Bean! 10:10.100 --> 10:11.900 I said it was my dress! 10:12.000 --> 10:13.033 Oh. 10:13.133 --> 10:14.767 [Doorman] It's him! 10:15.433 --> 10:15.833 Right! 10:15.933 --> 10:18.033 Oh no. 10:19.033 --> 10:20.033 [gulp] 10:20.133 --> 10:25.400 * Babbo pietà piet * 10:25.500 --> 10:27.400 Come here, you! 10:27.500 --> 10:28.300 Argh! 10:59.667 --> 11:00.300 [crash]