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Tch!

2
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[sighs]

3
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* O mio babbino caro,

4
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* mi piace,

5
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* bello, bello,

6
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Uh!

7
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* vo'andare in Porta

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* Rossa a comperar l'anello.

9
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Oh.

10
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Quick.

11
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Uh.

12
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Arrivederci teddy.

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[laughs]

14
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[Irma sighs]

15
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Hmm.

16
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Where is he?

17
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* la da da da...

18
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Mrrrooowwwrr.

19
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[gasps]
Aww.

20
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Tsaw...

21
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Tsks.

22
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Grrr.

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[engine would not start]

24
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Eh?

25
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[engine chocking]

26
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[engine does not start]

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Come on.
Come on.

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No.

29
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Eh?

30
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[sighs]

31
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[sighs] Tsks!

32
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Where is he?

33
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[sighs]

34
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Ahh.

35
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Hmm.

36
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Now then.

37
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Hmm.

38
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Tsks, oh.

39
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Ah!

40
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Meow.

41
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[gasps]

42
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Meow!

43
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Ow.

44
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Ooh.

45
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[mumbles]

46
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Oh no.

47
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[mumbles]

48
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[grumbles]

49
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Oh no.

50
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Ow.
[sighs]

51
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Oh. Where is that man?

52
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Hmm.
Where is he?

53
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What time do you call this?

54
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Where's the tickets?

55
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Oh yes.

56
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[inaudible dialogue]

57
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Brrr.
You wouldn't believe the...

58
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[mumbles]

59
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But.

60
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Oh and look at you,
you're filthy!

61
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Eh?

62
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[gasp]

63
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[sighs]

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Ah, thank you.

65
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Ah. Buona sera.

66
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Oh, good evening sir...
uh-uh.

67
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- Eh?
- Not dressed like that sir.

68
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But...what?
[mumbles]

69
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Sorry, uh-uh.

70
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I've been trying to..
[mumbles]

71
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Uh-uh.

72
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What?

73
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Um, over there.

74
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Oh.

75
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I'll be right back.

76
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Tsks.
[sighs]

77
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Grrr.

78
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[sniffs]
Woof.

79
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Mozart!
Ssshh!

80
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Yeah?

81
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Oh yeah,
there you go.

82
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Thank you madam.

83
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Ready tomorrow.

84
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Is that alright?

85
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That'll be fine.

86
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- Tsks.
- Thank you kindly.

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[mumbles]
Pff.

88
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Right.
Well just a moment while I...

89
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Ah.

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Hmm.
[unzips]

91
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Oh.

92
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Excuse me?

93
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Hmm.

94
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Tsks, oh.

95
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[snooty lady]
I say.

96
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[shop assistant]
What is he doing?

97
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[gasps]

98
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Hmm?

99
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Ooh.

100
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Um.

101
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[Mr. Bean sighs]

102
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Well I...

103
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Evening.
Evening.

104
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Express please.

105
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Oh. 24 hours.

106
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Eh?

107
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Look!

108
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What?

109
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No, no, no.
No, no...

110
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Now, now.

111
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No, no, sorry.

112
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[sighs]

113
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[sighs]

114
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Grrr, woof.

115
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Er, that's my hat.

116
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Oh look!

117
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What?

118
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Eh?

119
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[gasps]

120
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Where's he gone?

121
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Well!

122
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Hmm, oh well.

123
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Now.

124
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Eh?

125
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What the...

126
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This!

127
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[sighs]
Okay.

128
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Oh goodness!

129
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[sighs]

130
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Oh.

131
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[mumbles]

132
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Sorry I'm late.

133
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Your ticket madam?

134
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Oh!

135
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[mumbles]

136
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I seem to have mislaid it.

137
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Uh. I'm so sorry madam
but no ticket, no entry.

138
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Oh what?

139
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[mumbles]

140
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Oh dear, oh no.
Never mind thank you, thank you.

141
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What?

142
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Uh!

143
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Hey!

144
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Oh no.

145
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Where is he?

146
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Ooh.

147
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Ooh!

148
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Oh look at this.

149
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This will
help the look.

150
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[laughs]

151
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Ooh.

152
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[mumbles]

153
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Ah!

154
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Alright!

155
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Oh, oh.

156
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[mumbles]

157
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* ma, ma, ma, ma

158
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Ah!

159
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[screams]

160
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It's a disaster!

161
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You're on! You're on!

162
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Not without my wig!!

163
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AH!

164
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Oh.

165
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Excuse me.

166
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[sighs]

167
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Hmm.

168
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Grrr.

169
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[gasps]

170
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Woof.

171
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[gasps]

172
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Oh. Ssshh!

173
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Oh.

174
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Mozart.

175
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Oh no.

176
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Oh!

177
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Woo!!

178
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Phew! you're here...

179
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and two, and you're on.

180
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[gasps]

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[clapping]

182
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Ooh!

183
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Oh my goodness!

184
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* Oh mio babbino caro,

185
00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:06,667
* mi piace bello bello,

186
00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:13,300
* vo'andare Porta Rosa

187
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:19,000
* a comperar l'anello

188
00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,733
* Si, si...

189
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[gasps]
That's my dress.

190
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Ssshh! Sit down!

191
00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:27,433
Oh yes,

192
00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:30,233
oh I'll just...

193
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oh, ooh.

194
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Mozart.

195
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Oh!

196
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:38,000
* Mi struggo e mi tormento!

197
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* O Dio,

198
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* verrei morir!

199
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[applause]

200
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,567
Oh!

201
00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,167
Phew!!

202
00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:05,433
Woof, woof.
Woof, woof.

203
00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:06,533
Grrr.

204
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:08,367
Oh no.

205
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,000
Bean!

206
00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:11,900
I said it was my dress!

207
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,033
Oh.

208
00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,767
[Doorman]
It's him!

209
00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:15,833
Right!

210
00:10:15,933 --> 00:10:18,033
Oh no.

211
00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,033
[gulp]

212
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* Babbo pietà piet *

213
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,400
Come here, you!

214
00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,300
Argh!

215
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[crash]