WEBVTT 00:27.033 --> 00:28.167 Tch! 00:35.400 --> 00:37.367 [sighs] 00:40.267 --> 00:46.167 Morning teddy. Tea? Alright 01:01.467 --> 01:02.500 Oh. 01:06.100 --> 01:07.633 Ah! 01:10.733 --> 01:11.667 [tuts] 01:12.867 --> 01:14.500 Come on. 01:17.667 --> 01:19.233 It's... Oo-er,! 01:19.333 --> 01:24.033 [Sighs] I'll be right back. 01:31.533 --> 01:32.400 [sighs] 01:33.933 --> 01:35.200 [tuts] 01:38.700 --> 01:39.433 Oh. 01:39.533 --> 01:41.067 I wonder. 01:41.167 --> 01:42.700 [screeching of tires] 01:43.933 --> 01:45.133 [sighs] 01:47.333 --> 01:48.667 Oh. 01:49.867 --> 01:51.533 [tuts] Oh. 01:52.967 --> 01:54.367 Morning! 01:54.467 --> 01:55.733 Hmmm. 01:57.500 --> 01:58.833 [sigh of relief] 01:58.933 --> 01:59.933 Oh! 02:00.033 --> 02:04.133 Right, that's it, I quit! 02:07.033 --> 02:08.333 [screeching of tires] 02:10.600 --> 02:12.333 Oh! 02:14.100 --> 02:15.433 [switches on car] 02:22.000 --> 02:23.433 Good. 02:23.533 --> 02:25.400 There we go. 02:27.433 --> 02:28.467 Oh. 02:36.200 --> 02:37.000 [cash register rings] 02:37.100 --> 02:38.000 Thank you. 02:38.100 --> 02:39.733 [sighs] 02:44.700 --> 02:45.633 Ah! 02:46.933 --> 02:47.933 - You got here quickly. - Mmm? 02:48.033 --> 02:49.500 - [teacher laughs] - What? 02:49.600 --> 02:52.700 Um, er well welcome to Hardnox School Mr.... um? 02:52.800 --> 02:54.033 - Bean. - Oh yeah, er... 02:54.133 --> 02:55.633 - [bell rings] - I... Are you... 02:55.733 --> 02:57.333 Quick the bell! 02:57.433 --> 02:58.900 - This way, this way... - But, but, but... 02:59.000 --> 02:59.867 They're not as bad as all that. 02:59.967 --> 03:00.833 Yes... Um. 03:00.933 --> 03:01.800 Just boisterous. 03:01.900 --> 03:02.767 You... you'll be fine. 03:02.867 --> 03:04.233 Er, right. 03:04.333 --> 03:05.267 Here we are, class 9Z. 03:05.367 --> 03:07.267 Um... oh! Hmm. 03:07.367 --> 03:10.433 I'm... I'm no, I'm not sure. Oh! 03:10.533 --> 03:11.767 Cheerio! Ah. 03:13.667 --> 03:15.233 [male pupil] Get him! 03:15.333 --> 03:16.700 [hubbub of pupils] 03:16.800 --> 03:17.533 Ooo! 03:17.633 --> 03:18.933 [pupils jeering] 03:19.033 --> 03:22.000 Oh, oh goodness! 03:23.600 --> 03:25.767 Oh... oh! 03:29.900 --> 03:31.400 Help! Oh! 03:33.233 --> 03:36.333 Let me out! Let me out! Oh! 03:37.633 --> 03:38.533 Oh! 03:40.200 --> 03:43.200 Oh...um...mmm. 03:44.867 --> 03:48.033 O..K. 03:48.133 --> 03:49.233 [pupils giggle] 03:50.833 --> 03:53.700 Huh. Alright, um. 03:53.800 --> 03:59.300 Morning! Er, the name's Bean. Mr. Bean. 03:59.400 --> 04:01.467 - [pupils laugh] - Mr. Bean?! 04:01.567 --> 04:02.767 [pupils jeer] 04:03.833 --> 04:06.500 Oh! Look, there's been a terrible mistake. 04:06.600 --> 04:09.833 Ooo, a terrible mistake. 04:09.933 --> 04:13.133 Right, er yes, there... there seems to be a...uh...uh. 04:13.233 --> 04:14.900 [pupils laugh] 04:15.000 --> 04:17.267 - Ooo, sorry sir! - Er, thank you, 04:17.367 --> 04:19.200 thank you, you're very kind. 04:22.267 --> 04:24.367 Now... as I was saying. 04:24.467 --> 04:25.733 [pupils laugh] 04:25.833 --> 04:26.500 What? 04:28.000 --> 04:29.600 - What is it? - Look! 04:29.700 --> 04:30.533 What's wrong? 04:31.533 --> 04:32.933 Oh. What? 04:33.033 --> 04:34.033 [gasps] 04:34.133 --> 04:35.800 [pupils laugh] 04:35.900 --> 04:39.900 What the...why you little... 04:40.000 --> 04:42.367 What? What? What is it, sir? 04:42.467 --> 04:43.400 Mmm? 04:44.500 --> 04:47.333 I see. 04:47.433 --> 04:48.633 Yeah? 04:51.100 --> 04:52.333 Huh. 04:53.133 --> 04:53.867 Hmm. 04:53.967 --> 04:57.200 Hmm. 04:57.300 --> 04:59.367 No, don't do it! [holds breath] 04:59.467 --> 05:00.767 Mmm. 05:07.033 --> 05:09.067 [holds breath] 05:09.167 --> 05:10.267 [holds breath] 05:19.133 --> 05:21.633 Mm-mm! 05:21.733 --> 05:23.167 [chuckles] 05:30.700 --> 05:34.333 Mm-mm. Mm! 05:34.767 --> 05:36.100 Mm? 05:36.200 --> 05:40.000 Mm-mm! Mm-mm. 05:40.500 --> 05:41.733 [coughs] 05:41.833 --> 05:43.600 Mm-mm? 05:45.600 --> 05:46.200 [coughs] 05:46.300 --> 05:49.000 [hums] Mm-mm? 05:51.133 --> 05:52.667 Sorry! 05:53.667 --> 05:55.000 Mmm? 05:59.167 --> 06:01.433 Ok, you win! 06:10.867 --> 06:12.300 [sighs] 06:13.133 --> 06:14.267 Good. 06:17.133 --> 06:18.667 Right. 06:22.333 --> 06:24.767 Oh. 06:24.867 --> 06:26.067 [pupils laugh] 06:26.167 --> 06:27.633 Oh. [Gasps] 06:29.000 --> 06:32.967 Now stop it. No, now don't, don't don't, no, no, no, no! 06:33.067 --> 06:36.500 No...stop it.. stop it... stop it... 06:36.600 --> 06:40.067 [pupils scream] 06:40.833 --> 06:41.533 Mmm. 06:42.833 --> 06:43.533 [gasps] 06:44.800 --> 06:46.400 [sighs] 06:47.100 --> 06:47.867 [thump on door] 06:47.967 --> 06:49.100 Uhh. 06:50.700 --> 06:51.400 Eh? 06:52.667 --> 06:54.367 Oh! 07:00.100 --> 07:01.167 Oh. 07:05.867 --> 07:07.100 Oh. 07:09.667 --> 07:12.400 A-ha! 07:12.500 --> 07:13.467 [pupils shout] 07:13.567 --> 07:15.833 [Mr. Bean] Help, I can't breathe! 07:15.933 --> 07:17.167 Help! 07:17.267 --> 07:19.800 Help me please! 07:19.900 --> 07:21.033 Oh. 07:22.967 --> 07:23.767 Hello? 07:26.533 --> 07:29.500 Hello? Mm? 07:31.967 --> 07:33.067 Mm. 07:34.767 --> 07:36.267 Eh? 07:36.367 --> 07:37.500 [stretching of sellotape] 07:37.600 --> 07:38.333 Mmm? 07:42.033 --> 07:43.367 [grunts] 07:43.467 --> 07:44.300 Right. 07:45.767 --> 07:48.667 [grunts] Sorry. 07:48.767 --> 07:51.967 I can't quite hear you! 07:52.067 --> 07:53.267 Sorry! 07:53.367 --> 07:57.000 Mmm, no I still can't hear. 07:57.100 --> 07:58.533 Sorry! 07:59.133 --> 08:01.233 Thank you. OK. 08:01.333 --> 08:07.267 Mmm. You all have a lot to learn. 08:08.833 --> 08:13.233 2503NaCL 08:14.167 --> 08:16.567 So... Let's do it. 08:20.500 --> 08:22.067 There we go! 08:23.233 --> 08:25.600 And just add some milk. 08:30.933 --> 08:32.600 And then... 08:35.867 --> 08:36.767 - [plop] - Huh? 08:36.867 --> 08:38.267 - [gasps]. - Wow! 08:38.367 --> 08:42.867 And that...is how you make ice cream. 08:42.967 --> 08:45.033 - [slurps] - Any questions? 08:45.567 --> 08:46.200 [slurps] 08:48.833 --> 08:51.733 Mmm. Lovely 08:52.733 --> 08:54.533 [sighs] 08:54.633 --> 08:57.933 [breaths in] Uhh! 08:58.033 --> 09:00.867 Oh, sorry I'm late, I had to park. 09:00.967 --> 09:03.967 Oh. And, you are? 09:04.067 --> 09:05.367 The new teacher! 09:05.467 --> 09:09.200 But if you're... then who is? 09:10.167 --> 09:14.100 Oh, Ah. This way! Come on! 09:17.067 --> 09:19.967 So, all we have to do is to 09:20.067 --> 09:23.033 integrate the square of the original term 09:23.133 --> 09:26.267 and multiply it by the acceleration... 09:26.367 --> 09:32.067 ...due to gravity and the... oh! 09:32.167 --> 09:34.500 - Yes? - Er, er...but, how? 09:36.333 --> 09:37.633 How?! 09:38.900 --> 09:40.700 Well, you know. 09:40.800 --> 09:41.800 [ahem]. Class, 09:41.900 --> 09:44.800 this...is your new teacher. 09:44.900 --> 09:47.633 Hmm. Er, about time. 09:48.667 --> 09:50.100 Make it fun! 09:51.367 --> 09:53.267 - [cash register clang] - [Mr. Bean] Thank you. 09:53.367 --> 09:55.867 Ahh. ? ta, ta, t..ta.. ? 09:55.967 --> 09:58.700 [wind howls] 10:01.833 --> 10:03.800 [pupils sneering] 10:03.900 --> 10:05.433 Ahhhhh! 10:09.800 --> 10:11.233 - [thud] - Ha Ha. 10:11.333 --> 10:15.300 [sighs] I tried to tell him. 10:17.200 --> 10:20.167 - [grinding of gears] - Mr. Bean! Mr. Bean! 10:20.267 --> 10:22.467 Mr. Bean, Mr Bean, Mr. Bean... come back... 10:22.567 --> 10:24.333 please come back, Mr. Bean! 10:24.833 --> 10:25.533 Mmm. 10:27.200 --> 10:29.467 No, it's tea time.