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Tch!

2
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[sighs]

3
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Morning teddy. Tea?
Alright

4
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Oh.

5
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Ah!

6
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[tuts]

7
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Come on.

8
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It's...
Oo-er,!

9
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[Sighs]
I'll be right back.

10
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[sighs]

11
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[tuts]

12
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Oh.

13
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I wonder.

14
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[screeching of tires]

15
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[sighs]

16
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Oh.

17
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[tuts]
Oh.

18
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Morning!

19
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Hmmm.

20
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[sigh of relief]

21
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Oh!

22
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Right, that's it, I quit!

23
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[screeching of tires]

24
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Oh!

25
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[switches on car]

26
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Good.

27
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There we go.

28
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Oh.

29
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[cash register rings]

30
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Thank you.

31
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[sighs]

32
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Ah!

33
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- You got here quickly.
- Mmm?

34
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- [teacher laughs]
- What?

35
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Um, er well welcome to
Hardnox School Mr.... um?

36
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- Bean.
- Oh yeah, er...

37
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- [bell rings]
- I... Are you...

38
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Quick the bell!

39
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- This way, this way...
- But, but, but...

40
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They're not as bad
as all that.

41
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Yes... Um.

42
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Just boisterous.

43
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You... you'll be fine.

44
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Er, right.

45
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Here we are, class 9Z.

46
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Um... oh!
Hmm.

47
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I'm... I'm no, I'm not
sure. Oh!

48
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Cheerio! Ah.

49
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[male pupil] Get him!

50
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[hubbub of pupils]

51
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Ooo!

52
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[pupils jeering]

53
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Oh, oh goodness!

54
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Oh... oh!

55
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Help! Oh!

56
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Let me out!
Let me out! Oh!

57
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Oh!

58
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Oh...um...mmm.

59
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O..K.

60
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[pupils giggle]

61
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Huh. Alright, um.

62
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Morning! Er, the name's Bean.
Mr. Bean.

63
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- [pupils laugh]
- Mr. Bean?!

64
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[pupils jeer]

65
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Oh! Look,
there's been a terrible mistake.

66
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Ooo, a terrible mistake.

67
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Right, er yes, there...
there seems to be a...uh...uh.

68
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[pupils laugh]

69
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- Ooo, sorry sir!
- Er, thank you,

70
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thank you,
you're very kind.

71
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Now... as I was saying.

72
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[pupils laugh]

73
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What?

74
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- What is it?
- Look!

75
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What's wrong?

76
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Oh. What?

77
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[gasps]

78
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[pupils laugh]

79
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What the...why you little...

80
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What? What?
What is it, sir?

81
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Mmm?

82
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I see.

83
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Yeah?

84
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Huh.

85
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Hmm.

86
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Hmm.

87
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No, don't do it!
[holds breath]

88
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Mmm.

89
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[holds breath]

90
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[holds breath]

91
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Mm-mm!

92
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[chuckles]

93
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Mm-mm. Mm!

94
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Mm?

95
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Mm-mm! Mm-mm.

96
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[coughs]

97
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Mm-mm?

98
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[coughs]

99
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[hums]
Mm-mm?

100
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Sorry!

101
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Mmm?

102
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Ok, you win!

103
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[sighs]

104
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Good.

105
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Right.

106
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Oh.

107
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[pupils laugh]

108
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Oh.
[Gasps]

109
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Now stop it. No, now don't,
don't don't, no, no, no, no!

110
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No...stop it.. stop it...
stop it...

111
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[pupils scream]

112
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Mmm.

113
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[gasps]

114
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[sighs]

115
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[thump on door]

116
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Uhh.

117
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Eh?

118
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Oh!

119
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Oh.

120
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Oh.

121
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A-ha!

122
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[pupils shout]

123
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[Mr. Bean]
Help, I can't breathe!

124
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Help!

125
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Help me please!

126
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Oh.

127
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Hello?

128
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Hello?
Mm?

129
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Mm.

130
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Eh?

131
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[stretching of sellotape]

132
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Mmm?

133
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[grunts]

134
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Right.

135
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[grunts]
Sorry.

136
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I can't quite hear you!

137
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Sorry!

138
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Mmm, no I still can't hear.

139
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Sorry!

140
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Thank you. OK.

141
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Mmm.
You all have a lot to learn.

142
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2503NaCL

143
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So... Let's do it.

144
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There we go!

145
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And just add some milk.

146
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And then...

147
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- [plop]
- Huh?

148
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- [gasps].
- Wow!

149
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And that...is how you make
ice cream.

150
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- [slurps]
- Any questions?

151
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[slurps]

152
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Mmm. Lovely

153
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[sighs]

154
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[breaths in]
Uhh!

155
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Oh, sorry I'm late,
I had to park.

156
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Oh. And, you are?

157
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The new teacher!

158
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But if you're... then who is?

159
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Oh, Ah. This way! Come on!

160
00:09:17,067 --> 00:09:19,967
So, all we have to do is to

161
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integrate the square of the
original term

162
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and multiply it by
the acceleration...

163
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...due to gravity and the...
oh!

164
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- Yes?
- Er, er...but, how?

165
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How?!

166
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Well, you know.

167
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[ahem].
Class,

168
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this...is your new
teacher.

169
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Hmm. Er, about time.

170
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Make it fun!

171
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- [cash register clang]
- [Mr. Bean] Thank you.

172
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Ahh.
? ta, ta, t..ta.. ?

173
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[wind howls]

174
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[pupils sneering]

175
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,433
Ahhhhh!

176
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- [thud]
- Ha Ha.

177
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[sighs]
I tried to tell him.

178
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- [grinding of gears]
- Mr. Bean! Mr. Bean!

179
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Mr. Bean, Mr Bean, Mr. Bean...
come back...

180
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please come back,
Mr. Bean!

181
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Mmm.

182
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No, it's tea time.