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( music playing )

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( music playing )

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( imitates car engine )

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( humming )

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Hmm.

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( imitates car engine )

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Hmm.

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( music playing )

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Oh, hello.

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Oh, hello.

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I've come to see my Beany
for dinner.

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I've just been out to get mine.

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Come on in then.

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IRMA: Thank you.

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MRS. WICKET: Oh.

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( imitates car engine )

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( knocks on door )

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IRMA: Beany?

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Bean?

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Bean?

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Bean!

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Oh, I'm coming, coming.

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( imitates car engine )

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( door closes )

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MR. BEAN: Oh! What?

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Dinner.
Remember?

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Huh?

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Look!

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You promised.

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Hmm.

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I know, I know.

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Today, yes.

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Come on, let me take this.

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Oh.

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- Now, you sit down.
- Oh.

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Sit down, sit down.

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- Oh.
- And I'll start cooking.

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- Oh.
- It won't be long.

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( humming )

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Oh, no.

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( sighing )

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Ah!

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There must be something.

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Huh.

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Ah!

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Oh.

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Oh.

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There.

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Yes.

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Oh, very nice.

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Hmm.

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Oh, I nearly forgot.

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I nearly forgot.

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( chuckles )

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And voila!

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Oh.

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What's that?

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Madame.

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Oh.

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You promised spaghetti

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and meatballs.

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( crying )

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Oh, here.

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Oh!

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That is disgusting.

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- Right.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Sit down.

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I'll, um...

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I'll be right back.

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( music playing )

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Oh, there you go.

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( grunting )

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MR. BEAN: What is it
with these steps?

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- Oh.
- ( music playing )

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Oh.

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( chuckles )

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Good, okay.

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What's next?

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Hmm.

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Oh.

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Ah.

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( sigh )

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Oh!

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Whoa.

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Oh.

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( sigh )

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Oh.

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How hot can it be?

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( music playing )

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( screaming )

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( sizzles )

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Ooh.

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Ooh.

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Goodness me.

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( grunting )

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Hmm.

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Ah!

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Oh.

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There you go.

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( humming )

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Oh!

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( crash )

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( music playing )

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Oh.

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Oh.
( whistling )

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What?

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Hmm.

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( sigh )

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MAN: Round up, round up.

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Win your shopping for free.

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Oh.

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Eat one of Mag's Pies

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faster than Mr. Mags himself.

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That's me.

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And your shopping

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is free!

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Oh. No problem.

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Uh-huh!

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Ready.

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Hey, not a chance.

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Right.

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Ready,

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steady,

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and go!

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( burps )

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Finished.

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What?

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Again!

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Yeah, fine by me.

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Ready,

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steady,

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go!

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- Finished.
- What?

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I can do this all day.

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Hey.

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Next contestant.

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( inaudible chatter )

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Hmm.

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I just need my Teddy.

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What?

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Come on, Teddy.

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Why don't you come with me?

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Oh, I'd like that, please.

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Yes, you're going to enjoy it.

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- Oh.
- Ooh.

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Huh? Oh, dear.

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( music playing )

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( chuckles )

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All right.

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Ready.

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Right.

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Ready,

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steady,

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go.

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Hmm, very nice.

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( gasping )

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( sizzles )

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Oh.

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( burp )

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- MAN: Oh.
- ( clears throat )

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We have a winner.

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( applause )

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( music playing )

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( burp )

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( music playing )

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IRMA: What time
do you call this?

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Hmph!

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Oh, no.

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Where have you been?

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I'm so hungry.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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I'm not hungry.

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I know.

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( chuckles )

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Ten minutes.

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Oh.

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( grunts )

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( crash )

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Look--ow!
What are you doing in here?

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( inaudible ) oh, ow!

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Huh?

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Ah!

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Go away!

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Ooh, ah!

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Get away, get away!
Take that!

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I told you to get out of here.

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How dare you come in my kitchen?

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How dare you?

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( gasps )

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( choking )

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Get under the table.

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Oh.

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Oh, dear.

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MR. BEAN: Ow! Ooh!

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Ah!

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Ah!

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Take that!
And that!

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Get out!
( glass breaks )

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Oh!

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And stay out.

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Oh, Beany!

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Are you all right?

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Look,

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they took everything.

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I'll go get help!

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Oh.

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Huh?

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We need help!

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Don't worry, we're here.

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This will sort you out.

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One of Mag's marvelous pies.

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Oh.

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( retches )

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( music playing )