WEBVTT 00:33.000 --> 00:34.760 MR. BEAN: Right. One for me... 00:34.840 --> 00:37.280 and one for Teddy. 00:38.520 --> 00:40.360 Good evening. 00:40.440 --> 00:41.840 If you'd like, follow me, sir. 00:41.920 --> 00:43.280 This way. 00:43.360 --> 00:44.560 Oh, here we are. 00:44.640 --> 00:46.800 Ha, stay there. 00:51.040 --> 00:52.760 Mmm. 00:58.480 --> 00:59.560 Ta-da! 01:00.840 --> 01:01.840 Is this yours? 01:01.920 --> 01:03.480 No? 01:03.560 --> 01:04.880 That's yours. 01:06.240 --> 01:07.600 There we are. 01:09.200 --> 01:11.240 Go on, dig in. 01:21.000 --> 01:22.600 Hmm. 01:22.680 --> 01:24.280 Hmmm... 01:24.360 --> 01:27.320 Uh, Teddy, can I have a chip? 01:27.400 --> 01:28.600 Are you sure? 01:30.000 --> 01:32.840 Oh, you're too kind. 01:34.920 --> 01:36.200 Another one? 01:36.280 --> 01:37.800 Hmm. Go on. 01:37.880 --> 01:39.000 Mmm. 01:42.040 --> 01:43.840 There we go. A spot of telly. 01:43.920 --> 01:45.360 Come on. 01:52.360 --> 01:53.680 MR. BEAN: God's sake! 01:54.960 --> 01:57.000 It must be here somewhere. 02:04.160 --> 02:05.560 Ah. 02:05.640 --> 02:06.880 No. 02:08.240 --> 02:09.680 Ah. 02:23.040 --> 02:24.240 Polar bears? 02:38.800 --> 02:40.440 Oh, you'd like to move table, sir? 02:41.520 --> 02:42.600 Here we go. 02:42.680 --> 02:44.520 Here you go. Ah. 02:50.280 --> 02:51.520 Okay? 02:58.760 --> 03:00.800 In you go! 03:18.080 --> 03:19.360 MAN: Hey you! 03:33.160 --> 03:34.680 Aha! 03:34.760 --> 03:36.360 - Right. 03:40.880 --> 03:42.640 Floor six. Floor six. 03:45.200 --> 03:47.640 - Don't cheat, man. - Oh, come on. 03:47.720 --> 03:49.280 Come on. 04:16.800 --> 04:18.600 Oh, wrong floor. 04:30.440 --> 04:32.080 Teddy. Teddy. 04:33.360 --> 04:34.600 Are you buying this? 04:34.680 --> 04:36.280 Oh! Oh! 04:36.360 --> 04:37.600 - Ahem. 04:37.680 --> 04:39.520 - It's ours. 04:41.720 --> 04:43.040 Oh. 04:43.120 --> 04:44.240 Eh... 05:04.280 --> 05:05.560 Aha. 05:05.640 --> 05:06.880 Oh. 05:14.480 --> 05:15.800 Oh...? 05:18.840 --> 05:20.480 WOMAN: This will do nicely. 05:20.560 --> 05:21.840 - Gimme! - Oh! 05:21.920 --> 05:23.800 Ah. 05:23.880 --> 05:26.000 Look like I can sell this. I can sell that. 05:26.080 --> 05:27.160 I can sell the... 05:29.720 --> 05:31.360 This and this. 05:31.440 --> 05:32.680 Hmm. 05:32.760 --> 05:34.400 Huh? Hmm. 05:41.480 --> 05:43.080 - Hello. - Morning. 05:47.640 --> 05:49.760 I've got others just like that. 05:51.480 --> 05:53.200 - Ohh! Don't touch that! - MAN: Yes, it is. 05:53.280 --> 05:54.680 - Yes, it is. - It's all-- 05:54.760 --> 05:56.240 - it's all I've got. - No, no, no. 05:56.320 --> 05:57.760 No. Let me... 05:57.840 --> 05:59.600 Shh, be quiet. 05:59.680 --> 06:01.080 Ohh! 06:01.160 --> 06:02.520 Not this! 06:03.680 --> 06:04.680 Oh. 06:06.360 --> 06:08.560 Oh, all right. 06:10.800 --> 06:13.280 - Teddy. 06:14.480 --> 06:15.760 Ohhh! 06:15.840 --> 06:17.720 Um, tell me... 06:17.800 --> 06:18.880 Teddy! 06:18.960 --> 06:20.680 Teddy! Teddy, come back here. 06:22.520 --> 06:24.360 - Give me the teddy, please. - A tenner. 06:24.440 --> 06:25.480 MR. BEAN: Give me the teddy. 06:25.560 --> 06:26.920 No, wait. 06:27.000 --> 06:28.120 Give me the ted-- 06:28.200 --> 06:29.200 Gimme. 06:32.480 --> 06:34.400 All right. 06:34.480 --> 06:35.920 - Thank you. - Mummy! 06:36.000 --> 06:37.440 Now, Teddy, don't you dare 06:37.520 --> 06:39.120 wander off like that again. 06:41.840 --> 06:44.840 - Take it away, Guv. - MR. BEAN: Stop! Stop! Stop! 06:44.920 --> 06:47.320 Why didn't you at least take the sofa? 06:49.000 --> 06:50.160 Excuse me. 06:51.680 --> 06:53.240 - Three. 06:53.320 --> 06:56.000 Uh, three, uh, hundred. 06:57.280 --> 06:58.800 Three hundred! Three hundred! 06:58.880 --> 07:00.600 Three hundred! 07:11.160 --> 07:12.320 Excuse me. Excuse me. 07:12.400 --> 07:14.120 Gangway. Gangway. 07:17.880 --> 07:19.160 - Oh. - Hmm. 07:19.240 --> 07:21.640 - Hmm. - WOMAN: Hmm, nice. 07:21.720 --> 07:25.360 It would go with the coffee table, George. 07:25.440 --> 07:28.120 - MR. BEAN: Ahhh... - WOMAN: I like the shape, 07:29.480 --> 07:30.480 WOMAN: Nice with the pictures, too, 07:30.560 --> 07:32.360 - Hello. 07:32.440 --> 07:34.080 Uh, good morning, sir. Good morning, madam. 07:34.160 --> 07:36.320 - Bean. 07:36.400 --> 07:38.840 - Uh, yes, sir. - We're very interested in this. 07:38.920 --> 07:41.000 Oh, the sofa. Hmm... 07:41.080 --> 07:42.960 - I think he's surprised. 07:43.040 --> 07:44.680 WOMAN: Is it all right? 07:44.760 --> 07:46.680 This sofa... 07:46.760 --> 07:48.240 smells... 07:49.600 --> 07:51.760 No, no, no, no, no. 07:51.840 --> 07:54.560 Whereas, this here... 07:57.680 --> 07:59.720 Ahem, ahem. What do you think you're doing? 07:59.800 --> 08:01.960 WOMAN: Excuse me. 08:02.040 --> 08:03.200 It's the cushion I want. 08:03.280 --> 08:04.440 Oh, the cushion. 08:04.520 --> 08:05.720 It's the cushion she wants. 08:05.800 --> 08:07.600 Very nice choice. 08:07.680 --> 08:08.960 Oh! 08:11.640 --> 08:13.560 Oh, Teddy. 08:18.680 --> 08:21.040 Out, or three hundred! 08:21.120 --> 08:22.640 Oh. 08:22.720 --> 08:24.960 - Cash! - Oh. Cash. 08:32.600 --> 08:35.320 To you, to you, to you. Round the corner. 08:37.640 --> 08:38.840 Okay. 08:38.920 --> 08:40.400 - There you go. 08:40.480 --> 08:41.600 No. 08:43.800 --> 08:45.320 Oh, hey. 08:45.400 --> 08:48.240 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Take the sofa away. 08:50.360 --> 08:51.680 What? 08:56.760 --> 08:58.680 Mr. Bean, move it. 09:12.440 --> 09:13.800 Ohh. 09:18.560 --> 09:19.960 Off you go. 09:27.600 --> 09:29.080 What? 09:51.120 --> 09:52.520 What the dickens?! 09:52.600 --> 09:54.360 Oh. 09:54.440 --> 09:56.480 Look at this. 09:56.560 --> 09:58.000 All nice. 09:59.280 --> 10:00.800 Now... 10:02.160 --> 10:04.480 Where's that thing gone now? 10:05.760 --> 10:07.840 Oh, no. Oh, no. 10:17.680 --> 10:19.560 It's still there. Excuse me. 10:19.640 --> 10:22.040 I was just hoping. I hope I-- Have you got that-- 10:22.120 --> 10:23.160 Have you got that... 10:23.240 --> 10:25.000 Huh 10:25.080 --> 10:26.600 - Oh, no. 10:26.680 --> 10:27.960 Stop! Stop! 10:28.040 --> 10:29.520 Stop! Ohh! 10:29.600 --> 10:32.040 Why did you-- 10:32.120 --> 10:33.160 A sale is a sale. 10:33.240 --> 10:35.960 Oh, yes. All right, stop, stop! 11:00.480 --> 11:01.880 MR. BEAN: Ohh.