WEBVTT 00:15.360 --> 00:20.920 from Beethoven's 5th Symphony ) ( piano plays opening bars 00:22.760 --> 00:25.280 Beethoven's 5th ) ( continues playing 00:31.080 --> 00:34.560 - ♪ Dah! ♪ 00:40.800 --> 00:45.040 over and over ) ( repeating same phrase 00:48.400 --> 00:49.680 Ohh! 01:08.240 --> 01:09.400 Hmm. 01:12.360 --> 01:14.240 Oh, this is it. 01:19.800 --> 01:20.760 Come on. 01:26.400 --> 01:27.400 MAN: I'm looking 01:27.400 --> 01:28.360 for a new instrument. 01:28.440 --> 01:29.960 May I recommend... 01:30.040 --> 01:31.200 this one. 01:31.280 --> 01:32.280 No, I don't like modern. 01:32.280 --> 01:33.920 I tried. 01:34.000 --> 01:36.320 Oh, horrible! 01:36.400 --> 01:37.800 - Now, now, now. - Horrible! 01:37.880 --> 01:38.880 I insist 01:38.880 --> 01:39.920 that you try it properly. 01:40.000 --> 01:42.440 Let me, uh, help you. 01:42.520 --> 01:43.680 No, no, no, no. 01:43.760 --> 01:45.360 No? I insist. 01:45.440 --> 01:46.640 Oh! 01:48.320 --> 01:51.400 - Ready... - Ah... 01:51.480 --> 01:53.280 ...ah-choo!!! 01:53.360 --> 01:55.000 There we are. Go! 01:55.080 --> 01:56.520 ♪ ♪ 01:56.600 --> 01:59.200 MR. BEAN: Aah. Mwah! 02:00.760 --> 02:02.160 ♪ ♪ 02:02.240 --> 02:03.640 with melody ) ( singing along 02:03.720 --> 02:05.800 Bravo. Bravo! 02:08.040 --> 02:11.960 rhythmic sounds ) ( Mr. Bean making 02:12.040 --> 02:14.680 Whoo! ♪ Cha, cha-cha-cha! ♪ 02:14.760 --> 02:17.600 CLERK: Ah-ah-ahem! 02:19.560 --> 02:21.320 Ohh! 02:21.400 --> 02:23.120 Now, where were we? 02:23.200 --> 02:25.240 You want to try something... Oh, yes, sir. 02:27.520 --> 02:29.200 - No, no, no. - You'll love this. 02:29.280 --> 02:30.680 You see, it's recorded 02:30.690 --> 02:31.680 what you played. 02:31.760 --> 02:33.960 ♪ - Oh! 02:34.040 --> 02:36.000 That is clever, ja. 02:36.080 --> 02:37.080 Fifty pounds? 02:37.160 --> 02:39.600 Aah. 150 quids, eh? 02:39.680 --> 02:41.680 - That's-- ♪ 02:41.760 --> 02:43.720 - Ooh! 02:43.800 --> 02:46.280 - Right! ♪ 02:47.480 --> 02:49.120 Do you mind?! 02:49.200 --> 02:50.560 Ooh! 02:50.640 --> 02:54.920 What the... 02:55.000 --> 02:58.120 - Oh, you've got it now, sir. ♪ 02:58.200 --> 02:59.920 That's marvelous. Oh! 03:00.000 --> 03:04.080 ♪ 03:04.160 --> 03:06.840 Grrr! You there! CLERK: 03:06.920 --> 03:08.040 You there! 03:08.120 --> 03:09.800 - Oh! 03:09.880 --> 03:12.200 - MAN: Stop that man! - Oh, noooo! 03:12.280 --> 03:14.040 - Oh. - MR. BEAN: Aah. 03:15.600 --> 03:17.520 Now-- No, no, no. No, no! 03:17.600 --> 03:19.000 - No, no. No! - Please, sir. 03:19.080 --> 03:20.680 I think I've got 03:20.690 --> 03:21.680 just the thing. 03:24.400 --> 03:26.080 Ahaaaaaa! 03:26.160 --> 03:28.880 That's more like it. 03:28.960 --> 03:31.280 Oh...oh! 03:31.360 --> 03:34.120 ♪ ♪ 03:34.200 --> 03:36.440 ♪ ♪ 03:36.520 --> 03:38.080 Huh? 03:39.200 --> 03:41.400 - Oh! - ♪♪ 03:41.480 --> 03:43.640 - Oh... ♪ ♪ 03:43.720 --> 03:46.440 ♪♪ 03:46.520 --> 03:48.760 - Ja, ja. - Bravo! 03:48.840 --> 03:51.040 - Bravo! - I'll take it. 03:52.400 --> 03:54.160 Checks? Oh, yes. 03:57.880 --> 04:00.680 Oh. Oh! 04:00.760 --> 04:02.560 Oh. Ah! 04:06.120 --> 04:07.920 Let me see. 04:08.000 --> 04:11.040 - Excuse me. ♪ 04:11.120 --> 04:12.480 That is sold. 04:12.560 --> 04:15.960 Hello? 04:16.040 --> 04:18.400 - Here we are. 04:21.360 --> 04:23.600 Oh, no. Oh, no. 04:23.680 --> 04:25.200 Ohh, no! 04:31.680 --> 04:33.920 You are a charlatan! 04:34.000 --> 04:35.960 - Oh, no! - You... 04:38.080 --> 04:39.960 Hmm. 04:41.720 --> 04:43.520 Hmm. 04:43.600 --> 04:45.320 Oh, cash! 04:45.400 --> 04:46.400 Well, perhaps we could come 04:46.410 --> 04:48.400 to some arrangement. 04:49.600 --> 04:54.040 ♪ ♪ 04:54.120 --> 04:57.560 - Tut-tut-tut! - Yes, very happy to take-- 04:57.640 --> 04:59.160 ♪ ♪ 04:59.240 --> 05:01.080 - Well-- 05:01.160 --> 05:02.840 All right. 05:02.920 --> 05:03.960 Thank you. 05:04.040 --> 05:05.640 - Tut-tut-tut! 05:07.040 --> 05:08.040 I suppose 05:08.050 --> 05:09.120 we could throw it in. 05:09.200 --> 05:10.680 Thank you. 05:10.760 --> 05:12.240 - Tut-tut-tut! - All right. 05:12.320 --> 05:14.400 - And that. 05:14.480 --> 05:17.200 Oh, the candelabra! Ohh! 05:19.800 --> 05:21.760 Right. 05:21.840 --> 05:23.720 Yes. Thank you. 05:23.800 --> 05:25.440 Very good. 05:25.520 --> 05:27.560 Oh-- 05:29.640 --> 05:31.960 Ooh! You like that, do you? CLERK: 05:32.040 --> 05:33.080 Oh! 05:33.160 --> 05:34.160 Hmm! 05:49.040 --> 05:50.600 Oh! 05:50.680 --> 05:52.880 Come on. Come on. 06:01.320 --> 06:02.440 MR. BEAN: Hmm. 06:02.520 --> 06:05.040 Try it over here. 06:05.120 --> 06:07.880 - Okay, okay. Over there. 06:07.960 --> 06:09.400 MAN: Here we go, then. 06:09.480 --> 06:11.000 Oh, dear. 06:11.080 --> 06:12.720 Hmm. Hmm. 06:12.800 --> 06:15.240 Try--Try there. 06:20.720 --> 06:23.480 ...over there. 06:23.560 --> 06:25.600 Ohhhhh, no! 06:28.320 --> 06:30.000 That's it! That's right! MR. BEAN: 06:30.080 --> 06:32.120 - Right! - Right back where we started! 06:32.200 --> 06:34.440 I've had enough. That is it! 06:34.520 --> 06:35.760 Aah. 06:38.000 --> 06:39.240 Ah. 06:41.960 --> 06:43.240 ♪ ♪ 06:43.320 --> 06:45.040 ♪ ♪ 06:49.920 --> 06:51.120 ♪ ♪ 06:51.200 --> 06:54.920 Oh! 06:56.120 --> 06:58.160 ♪ ♪ 07:00.640 --> 07:02.000 Oh... 07:03.680 --> 07:05.880 ♪ ♪ 07:10.360 --> 07:13.160 of Beethoven's 5th ) ♪ ♪ ( opening theme 07:13.240 --> 07:14.800 Ah! 07:15.840 --> 07:17.480 ♪ ♪ 07:18.760 --> 07:20.200 ♪ ♪ 07:20.280 --> 07:22.760 ♪ ♪ Ohh! 07:24.800 --> 07:27.400 - Oh, darn it! ♪ 07:27.480 --> 07:29.560 ♪ ♪ 07:42.480 --> 07:45.600 MRS. WICKET: Now-- 07:45.680 --> 07:47.920 ♪ ♪ 07:48.000 --> 07:51.440 Aaah. Oh. 07:51.520 --> 07:53.200 Oh, lovely. 07:55.080 --> 07:56.960 - Oh... 07:57.040 --> 07:59.200 Eh? Grr! 08:00.640 --> 08:02.320 ! 08:08.880 --> 08:10.400 Right. 08:10.480 --> 08:16.720 ♪ ♪ 08:16.800 --> 08:19.640 - Oh, damn it all! ♪ 08:19.720 --> 08:21.040 All right... 08:23.280 --> 08:24.720 Yes... 08:24.800 --> 08:26.680 Ah! There it is. 08:28.360 --> 08:30.720 - Ah. Oh-- 08:30.800 --> 08:32.840 - Ah. - Good morning. I-- Ohh! 08:32.920 --> 08:34.280 BOTH: It's you! 08:34.360 --> 08:36.640 Come on in. 08:36.720 --> 08:38.600 Here we are. 08:38.680 --> 08:40.600 Oh! 08:42.920 --> 08:45.200 - Yes. Play for me, then. 08:45.280 --> 08:46.720 Right. 08:46.800 --> 08:49.080 - Good. ♪ 08:49.160 --> 08:51.080 plays wrong note ) ♪ ♪ ( continues; 08:51.160 --> 08:52.160 TEACHER: No, no, 08:52.170 --> 08:54.120 you make a mistake. 08:54.200 --> 08:55.720 But I show you. 08:55.800 --> 09:00.400 See? ♪ ♪ 09:00.480 --> 09:02.080 - Good. - ♪♪ 09:02.160 --> 09:07.120 ♪ 09:08.960 --> 09:11.920 - Nooo!!! - Arrgghh! 09:12.000 --> 09:13.160 Ohh... 09:13.240 --> 09:14.680 ♪♪ 09:14.760 --> 09:16.800 - ♪♪ Listen. 09:16.880 --> 09:19.520 This is the note. This is the note. 09:20.840 --> 09:23.280 - Ja. - ♪♪ 09:24.360 --> 09:26.160 Go on. Go on. 09:26.240 --> 09:29.040 - Oh, no, that is all wrong! ♪ 09:29.120 --> 09:32.960 All wrong! Wrong. 09:33.040 --> 09:34.000 Listen. 09:34.040 --> 09:36.040 I have an idea. 09:38.160 --> 09:40.280 Thank you. 09:40.360 --> 09:41.480 Bye. 09:46.240 --> 09:49.240 ♪ ♪ 09:52.360 --> 09:56.360 continues ) ♪ ♪ ( Beethoven's 5th 10:00.800 --> 10:04.960 ♪ ♪ 10:06.080 --> 10:10.920 ♪ ♪ 10:15.680 --> 10:17.920 Thank you. Thank you. 10:18.000 --> 10:20.400 Oh! Mwah! 10:29.400 --> 10:31.040 - Mr. Bean! 10:31.120 --> 10:33.240 Oh. Ah... 10:33.320 --> 10:35.320 - For you. 11:00.280 --> 11:01.280 MR. BEAN: Ohh.