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MR. BEAN: Oh. Let's see.
Let me get this right.

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Teddy...

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Quick.

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All right, Teddy,
where are we going?

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Huh?

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Oh, there.

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Teddy, no.

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Hello, hello?

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Oh.

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MAN: Excuse me.
Monsieur, move that.

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Move that junk now.

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Yes.

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Now, move along,
move along, move along.

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- Okay.

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MR. BEAN: Huh

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Oi.

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Oh, thanks.

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Thank you very much.

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Thanks.

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Not you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, yeah.

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Thanks.

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Your big limo ran
into the back of my car.

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Come on, Doll.

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Right.

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Oh.

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What the?

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Knock it off.

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Oh, sorry.

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Now Teddy,
where do you want to sit?

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Over there? Okay.

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Whoa, slow down. Whoa.

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Where do you want to sit?

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There?

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You.

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- Watch it.

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What are you doing over here?

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Your table is over there.

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Oh, my dear.

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Ah, come on.

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MAN: Oh, look,
what has he done?

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Knock it off.

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Oh.

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Sorry?

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Huh

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Oh, Teddy.

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Who is it from?

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Teddy,
you little scallion. Oh!

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You shouldn't have done.

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It's a little cake.

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Oh.

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And my forth Oscar
was just--oh.

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Yummy.

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Oh.

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Oh, dear.

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Do you want one?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Okay.

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Huh, Teddy.

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Teddy.

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Quick.

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Oh.

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Sheesh.

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Huh?

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- Oh.
- Oh, look at you.

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You--what kind of place
is this?

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I'm so sorry.

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Teddy, please.

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Oh, no.

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Come on, Teddy,

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come on, come on.

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Hmm? He's alive,
he's gonna live.

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- He's gonna live.
- Oh, cute.

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He's okay.

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- Oh.

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- Can it.
- Oh.

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Shocking.

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MAN: Oh, how--oh, you.

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What do I do?
What do I do?

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Oh, hmm, very nice.

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Uh-hmm.

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Fish, thank you.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Let me do it.

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Let me do it.
It's for you.

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There. Now we do this.
Now, there.

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You are now waiter,
go and wait.

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That is how you deal
with rubbish.

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Oh.

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Kill that thing.

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Waiter.

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Oh, it's you.

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Oh, good evening,
good evening.

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I'll have the

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- Ladies first.

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Yeah.

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I want the lobster.

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- Oh.
- That big one.

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If he wants the lobster,
give him the lobster.

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What are you waiting for?

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Oh.

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Hmm.

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What?

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Oh, Lord.

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All right.

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Right.

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Let me do it.

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Come along.

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Into the water with you.

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MAN: Right.

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No.

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Stop.

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Right.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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I quit, quit.

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Quit.

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Oh.

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Huh?

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Toodle-oo.

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Bye.

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What's this?

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Oh, no chef?

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Oh, no, waiter, just you.

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All right. Okay.

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Uh-hmm. Now, I got
a big star out there

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and he wants lobster

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and he wants lobster now,

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so I give the kitchen to you.

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Me?

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What am I supposed to cook?

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Oh.

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Right.

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Monsieur, monsieur, I pace
myself, but it won't be long.

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Ta-da.

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Voila.

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Oh, that looks really good.

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- All right.

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Go, Teddy.

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Is it okay, monsieur?

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MAN: Wait a minute.

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- This is carrot.

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Where is he?
I'm coming in after you.

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- MR. BEAN: Oh.
- Uh-oh.

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You have ruined my evening.

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- Oh.
- Whoa.

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MAN: Take this.

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You little pipsqueak.

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Oh. Hello?

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Behind you, look.

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Oh.

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MAN: You forgot your bear.

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Now you,

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time to come to daddy.

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Huh? Ow.

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Ow.

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Ah, ow, ow, ow.

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Hey, cutie pie.

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Oh, hello.

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- Oh.
- I've had my eye on you.

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Here they come.

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Oh, smile, smile.

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We're just good friends.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Not bad.

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Not bad at all.

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MR. BEAN: Oh.