WEBVTT 00:20.920 --> 00:23.280 Ah. 00:24.640 --> 00:26.480 ( circus-themed music playing on TV ) 00:40.200 --> 00:42.080 MR. BEAN: 00:44.240 --> 00:45.320 Watch this. 00:46.520 --> 00:48.440 Tsk! Oh! 00:51.600 --> 00:53.720 - Tsk! Oh! 00:55.360 --> 00:59.320 - Tsk! Oh! 00:59.400 --> 01:00.600 What the-- 01:02.920 --> 01:04.400 Oh, eh? 01:08.480 --> 01:11.680 - Hmm! 01:11.760 --> 01:13.120 Oh. 01:13.200 --> 01:15.080 Huh? 01:17.920 --> 01:20.360 Unh! Unh! Unh! 01:20.440 --> 01:23.320 Unh! Unh! Unh! 01:25.040 --> 01:26.560 What the-- 01:26.640 --> 01:28.000 Right. 01:28.080 --> 01:29.800 Rrrr. 01:29.880 --> 01:31.240 Unh! 01:31.320 --> 01:32.480 Unh! 01:32.560 --> 01:34.040 - Unh! 01:38.000 --> 01:39.560 - Huh. 01:39.640 --> 01:40.640 - Ha! 01:42.040 --> 01:44.800 Doh! 01:44.880 --> 01:46.760 Ohh! 01:46.840 --> 01:48.440 Right. 02:05.800 --> 02:07.040 Here. 02:14.560 --> 02:16.920 MR. BEAN: Ohh! 02:30.760 --> 02:32.760 Huh? Tsk! Oh! 02:32.840 --> 02:34.520 - Right. 02:34.600 --> 02:36.360 ( hammer pounding, baby crying ) 02:41.480 --> 02:42.600 Ahh! 03:02.400 --> 03:03.520 - BOY: Yeah! 03:04.760 --> 03:06.080 - BOY: Oh! 03:06.160 --> 03:07.080 MR. BEAN: Oh, dear! 03:07.160 --> 03:09.360 BOY: There! Oh! 03:09.440 --> 03:10.480 Hey! 03:12.200 --> 03:13.800 Shh! 03:13.880 --> 03:15.120 Huh? Nnn! 03:16.800 --> 03:19.520 Oh! 03:19.600 --> 03:21.040 - Pfft! - BOY: Yeah! 03:21.120 --> 03:24.200 - Yeah! 03:24.280 --> 03:26.560 MR. BEAN: Tsk! Ohh! 03:26.640 --> 03:28.480 BOY: Ohh! 03:28.560 --> 03:31.240 - A...ha! 03:31.320 --> 03:32.760 Mister! 03:32.840 --> 03:35.280 Uh, the ball, please! 03:35.360 --> 03:37.440 - Hey! 03:37.520 --> 03:39.120 BOY: Hey, uh... 03:39.200 --> 03:42.680 Hello! 03:42.760 --> 03:45.400 Here! There! It's mine! 03:45.480 --> 03:47.360 Hello. 03:47.440 --> 03:48.440 Mmm. 03:50.760 --> 03:52.480 Tsk! Aww! 03:53.960 --> 03:55.320 - Right. 03:55.400 --> 03:57.120 - Come on! 04:03.240 --> 04:04.880 Ohh! 04:08.280 --> 04:09.440 Ahh! 04:09.520 --> 04:11.080 Hmm. 04:14.840 --> 04:16.520 - Ohh! 04:30.360 --> 04:32.240 Here, Teddy. Teddy, look. 04:32.320 --> 04:34.080 Teddy? 04:36.800 --> 04:38.720 Ah! Oh! 04:38.800 --> 04:40.880 No, no, no, no, no! You'll rip it. 04:40.960 --> 04:43.000 Oh, no. Oh, no. 04:43.080 --> 04:44.320 My Teddy! 04:55.280 --> 04:56.520 What?! 04:56.600 --> 04:58.760 Ah. May I have my Teddy back, please? 04:58.840 --> 05:00.240 BOY: No! 05:00.320 --> 05:01.280 There! 05:01.360 --> 05:03.040 Now, wait. 05:03.120 --> 05:04.680 - Oh! 05:04.760 --> 05:05.800 Ohh! 05:11.280 --> 05:12.640 MAN: Heel, boy! Heel! 05:12.720 --> 05:13.880 Huh! 05:13.960 --> 05:15.640 MAN: Will you please stop! Stop! 05:19.600 --> 05:22.920 Ahh! Yes! Yes! Yes! 05:24.280 --> 05:26.160 Aha! 05:26.240 --> 05:27.920 And that. 05:29.000 --> 05:30.440 And this. 05:30.520 --> 05:32.640 And that. 05:32.720 --> 05:36.600 MR. BEAN: Woof woof woof woof woof woof. 05:38.120 --> 05:40.600 - Woof woof woof woof woof. 05:40.680 --> 05:43.240 Mmm-wah! 05:43.320 --> 05:46.280 Whoo! Ruff! 05:46.360 --> 05:49.280 Ruff. Ruff ruff ruff ruff. 05:49.360 --> 05:51.120 Right. I leave that there. 05:58.360 --> 05:59.520 Oh! 06:00.880 --> 06:02.200 Ooh ooh! 06:07.880 --> 06:10.960 Ohh! Hmm. 06:12.280 --> 06:13.800 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 06:13.880 --> 06:15.960 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. 06:16.040 --> 06:17.320 Here, kitty, kitty. 06:17.400 --> 06:20.480 Here you go. Here you go. 06:22.000 --> 06:24.640 There's a good kitty! 06:26.440 --> 06:28.920 There. Well... 06:29.000 --> 06:30.120 ( dog barking, cat yowling ) 06:38.280 --> 06:39.440 Ahh! 06:39.520 --> 06:40.800 Ohh! 06:46.120 --> 06:49.000 - Hmm. 06:53.560 --> 06:55.960 Ohh! 07:00.280 --> 07:03.800 - Tsk! Oh! 07:03.880 --> 07:07.080 Oh, my favorite! 07:07.160 --> 07:09.280 A-hem! 07:10.480 --> 07:12.120 Huh? 07:12.200 --> 07:14.920 Could you turn it off? 07:15.000 --> 07:16.600 Hmph! 07:16.680 --> 07:18.960 - No! 07:22.280 --> 07:24.400 - Ohh! 07:26.960 --> 07:27.880 Ohh! 07:30.840 --> 07:32.760 Ahh! 07:32.840 --> 07:35.000 ( trombone playing scale badly ) 07:35.080 --> 07:36.080 Oh! 07:43.560 --> 07:46.480 Oh, no! 07:46.560 --> 07:47.560 Doh! 07:52.280 --> 07:53.680 Oh. 07:56.160 --> 07:57.520 Oh! 07:59.280 --> 08:00.480 - Ahh! 08:01.800 --> 08:02.760 - Ah! 08:06.480 --> 08:08.600 Oh! 08:12.120 --> 08:13.360 What? Ohh! 08:26.440 --> 08:27.720 Ah! 08:36.240 --> 08:37.560 - Ah! 08:39.280 --> 08:41.200 Ohh! Ohh! 08:47.360 --> 08:52.320 - Nooo! 08:53.920 --> 08:55.720 WOMAN: What was that? 09:02.920 --> 09:05.360 Right! 09:14.920 --> 09:18.320 MR. BEAN: Ah. Ahh! 09:22.160 --> 09:23.680 Ahh! 09:27.720 --> 09:29.600 Yes, yes! 09:33.680 --> 09:34.960 Ooh-ooh. 09:39.560 --> 09:41.600 ( soft music playing on TV ) 09:44.840 --> 09:47.120 ALL: Shh! 09:48.240 --> 09:49.520 Oh, well. 09:49.600 --> 09:52.720 WOMAN: Come on, you lot, bedtime. 10:10.160 --> 10:11.160 Ahh! 10:16.000 --> 10:17.800 ( muted sounds on tape recorder ) 10:17.880 --> 10:19.800 Ahh! 10:21.480 --> 10:22.440 WOMAN: Huh? 10:22.520 --> 10:24.000 MAN: Huh 10:25.680 --> 10:27.320 It's your turn. 10:29.480 --> 10:31.480 ( dog barking, trombone playing ) 10:37.960 --> 10:39.960 WOMAN: Oh, would you shut up! 10:40.040 --> 10:41.680 MAN: Do you know what time it is? 10:41.760 --> 10:46.320 Oh, come on! I'm trying to get some sleep here! 11:01.160 --> 11:03.120 MR. BEAN: Ohh!