1 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,280 Ah. 2 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,480 ( circus-themed music playing on TV ) 3 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,080 MR. BEAN: 4 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,320 Watch this. 5 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:48,440 Tsk! Oh! 6 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,720 - Tsk! Oh! 7 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:59,320 - Tsk! Oh! 8 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,600 What the-- 9 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,400 Oh, eh? 10 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,680 - Hmm! 11 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,120 Oh. 12 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,080 Huh? 13 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,360 Unh! Unh! Unh! 14 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,320 Unh! Unh! Unh! 15 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,560 What the-- 16 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,000 Right. 17 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,800 Rrrr. 18 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,240 Unh! 19 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,480 Unh! 20 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,040 - Unh! 21 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,560 - Huh. 22 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:40,640 - Ha! 23 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,800 Doh! 24 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,760 Ohh! 25 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,440 Right. 26 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,040 Here. 27 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,920 MR. BEAN: Ohh! 28 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,760 Huh? Tsk! Oh! 29 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,520 - Right. 30 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,360 ( hammer pounding, baby crying ) 31 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,600 Ahh! 32 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,520 - BOY: Yeah! 33 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,080 - BOY: Oh! 34 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,080 MR. BEAN: Oh, dear! 35 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:09,360 BOY: There! Oh! 36 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,480 Hey! 37 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,800 Shh! 38 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,120 Huh? Nnn! 39 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,520 Oh! 40 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,040 - Pfft! - BOY: Yeah! 41 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,200 - Yeah! 42 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,560 MR. BEAN: Tsk! Ohh! 43 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,480 BOY: Ohh! 44 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:31,240 - A...ha! 45 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,760 Mister! 46 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,280 Uh, the ball, please! 47 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,440 - Hey! 48 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,120 BOY: Hey, uh... 49 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,680 Hello! 50 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,400 Here! There! It's mine! 51 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,360 Hello. 52 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,440 Mmm. 53 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,480 Tsk! Aww! 54 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,320 - Right. 55 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,120 - Come on! 56 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,880 Ohh! 57 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,440 Ahh! 58 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,080 Hmm. 59 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,520 - Ohh! 60 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,240 Here, Teddy. Teddy, look. 61 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,080 Teddy? 62 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,720 Ah! Oh! 63 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,880 No, no, no, no, no! You'll rip it. 64 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,000 Oh, no. Oh, no. 65 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,320 My Teddy! 66 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:56,520 What?! 67 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,760 Ah. May I have my Teddy back, please? 68 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,240 BOY: No! 69 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,280 There! 70 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,040 Now, wait. 71 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,680 - Oh! 72 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:05,800 Ohh! 73 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,640 MAN: Heel, boy! Heel! 74 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:13,880 Huh! 75 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,640 MAN: Will you please stop! Stop! 76 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:22,920 Ahh! Yes! Yes! Yes! 77 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,160 Aha! 78 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,920 And that. 79 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,440 And this. 80 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,640 And that. 81 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,600 MR. BEAN: Woof woof woof woof woof woof. 82 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,600 - Woof woof woof woof woof. 83 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,240 Mmm-wah! 84 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,280 Whoo! Ruff! 85 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,280 Ruff. Ruff ruff ruff ruff. 86 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,120 Right. I leave that there. 87 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,520 Oh! 88 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,200 Ooh ooh! 89 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,960 Ohh! Hmm. 90 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,800 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 91 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,960 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. 92 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,320 Here, kitty, kitty. 93 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,480 Here you go. Here you go. 94 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,640 There's a good kitty! 95 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,920 There. Well... 96 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,120 ( dog barking, cat yowling ) 97 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,440 Ahh! 98 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,800 Ohh! 99 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,000 - Hmm. 100 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,960 Ohh! 101 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,800 - Tsk! Oh! 102 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:07,080 Oh, my favorite! 103 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,280 A-hem! 104 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,120 Huh? 105 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,920 Could you turn it off? 106 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,600 Hmph! 107 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,960 - No! 108 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,400 - Ohh! 109 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:27,880 Ohh! 110 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,760 Ahh! 111 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,000 ( trombone playing scale badly ) 112 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,080 Oh! 113 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,480 Oh, no! 114 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:47,560 Doh! 115 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,680 Oh. 116 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,520 Oh! 117 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,480 - Ahh! 118 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,760 - Ah! 119 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,600 Oh! 120 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,360 What? Ohh! 121 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,720 Ah! 122 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,560 - Ah! 123 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,200 Ohh! Ohh! 124 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,320 - Nooo! 125 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,720 WOMAN: What was that? 126 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,360 Right! 127 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,320 MR. BEAN: Ah. Ahh! 128 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:23,680 Ahh! 129 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,600 Yes, yes! 130 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:34,960 Ooh-ooh. 131 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,600 ( soft music playing on TV ) 132 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,120 ALL: Shh! 133 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,520 Oh, well. 134 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,720 WOMAN: Come on, you lot, bedtime. 135 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,160 Ahh! 136 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,800 ( muted sounds on tape recorder ) 137 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,800 Ahh! 138 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:22,440 WOMAN: Huh? 139 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,000 MAN: Huh 140 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,320 It's your turn. 141 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,480 ( dog barking, trombone playing ) 142 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,960 WOMAN: Oh, would you shut up! 143 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,680 MAN: Do you know what time it is? 144 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:46,320 Oh, come on! I'm trying to get some sleep here! 145 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,120 MR. BEAN: Ohh!