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( woman speaking frantically
in distance )

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Oh.

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Oh, what's that?

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- Hurry up!
Somebody do something!

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- Oh, my baby!

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Ohh! Oh, I'm so...

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Oh, do hurry!

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He's been up there
for hours!

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He's going to fall!

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Oh, don't drop him!

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FIREMAN:
Come along, Tickles.

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WOMAN: My poor little baby.

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- Ooh, be careful!

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MR. BEAN: Tsk! Oh!

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Come along, Tickles.

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Shoo! Go on.

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WOMAN:

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What the?

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MR. BEAN: Aah!

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Oh.

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WOMAN:
 Bravo!

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- Oh.
- WOMAN: Bravo!

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Bravo! Mwah!

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Ah ha ha!

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Ta-da!

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Ooh!

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Thank you.

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Oh, there he is!

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Oh, oh!

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- MR. BEAN: There you go.

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Aw.

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There you go, love.

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Oh. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
Mwah! Mwah!

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- Oh!
- Now...

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Back in a minute.

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Wait there,

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you'll see.

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- Bye.
- Stupid woman.

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Tsk! Oh!

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WOMAN: Oh, come on.
Where is he?

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- Oh!

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I'm back. Oh.

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And what do you want?

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I brought the photographer. Yes.

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Freddy Blair, press.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Ohh!

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WOMAN: A photo of me

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and you

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and kitty.

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MR. BEAN: Oh!

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Ohh!

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Hello.

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Get off.

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I'll be right back.

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WOMAN: Hmm.

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Ohh!

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Oh, look at me.

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Ah.

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Oh.

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Huh!

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Tsk! Oh.

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Ah!

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Tsk! Oh!

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There.

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Ohh!

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Blblblbl!

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Yoo-hoo!

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FREDDY: Over here.
Come on!

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I'll be right back.

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Stay there.

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- WOMAN: Oh!

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Oi!

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Ahh!

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Huh?

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Hmm.

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Hmm. Ah. Yes.

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Yes.

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Oh. Morning.

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Morning.

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Oh.

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BARBER: Now?

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MAN: That.

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BARBER: Right, uh...

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Uh...

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Here we are.

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Ohh!

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Ohh!

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Silly old man.

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- Coming!

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Kitty.

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- Ah. Smile!
- Hold on, now.

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Hold on, now.

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Oh.

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Tsk! Oh, dear.

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Ha, that should do it.

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Tsk! Ohh!

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Let me see.

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Oh.

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Aha!

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Ah!

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Tsk! Oh, dear.

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Ah!

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Ahh!

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Ah, yes!

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Ahh!

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Oh.

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Now for...

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Ohh!

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Tsk! Oh.

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Ah!

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Huh!

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Ohh!

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Ah.

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Um...

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Mmm...oh!

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Oh! Ahh!

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There.

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And there.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Oh.

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Hmm.

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Ohh!

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Hmm.

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Nope.

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Hmm, nice.

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MAN:
No, my paper!

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- Ahh!

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MRS. WICKET: Eh?

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Oh. Aah!

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Oh, morning.

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Reow.

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Oh. Well, what's wrong
with...?

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Oh.

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Come on. Come on.

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MR. BEAN: Uh, yes?

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Are we up? I haven't got
all day, you know!

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I'm a busy man!

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Keeping me waiting!
I can't believe it!

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Oh, well,

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Oh, what's he think
he's doing, eh?

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WOMAN:
Oh! Ooh!

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Huh? Oh, no!
I look terrible!

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FREDDY:
Where is he now?

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I could have been
a war photographer!

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I could have
been a glamour photographer!

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I did three
three primary schools

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in one day!

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That's the kind
of a professional I am!

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What?

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FREDDIE: There's just one cat
keeping me waiting.

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I can't believe it.

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Oh. Me rug.

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Me syrup.

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Yes, yes.

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Now, let me see.

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Oh, me rug. Oh!

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Kitty. Oh, feeling better.

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Oh, here? Oh, me toupee.

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Oh!

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FREDDIE: It's around here
somewhere.

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Oh.

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WOMAN: No, it's not here.

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Oh, here.

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Oh.

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Let's see.

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That's it.

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Oh, where is it?

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Hello.

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FREDDIE: Oh.

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- Somewhere...

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Yeah.

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Oh, at last.

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MR. BEAN:
Well, here I am.

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Oh, little kitty.

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You take him.

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Ah! Ah!

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- Move closer.
- MR. BEAN: Mm-hmm.

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- Closer.
- MR. BEAN: Okay.

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Nah.

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- Move right.
- Right.

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FREDDY: All right.
Wait a minute.

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- WOMAN: Cheese!
- FREDDY: Steady there.

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- Hold it, hold it.

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All right, all right.

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Ah. Oh, right.

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Oh. Right.

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Let's see what's
in the old...

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tabloids.

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Oh, I like that.

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There.

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Uh,

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cool.

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BARBER: Come in.

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- BARBER: Come in!

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Oh.

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MAN IN GREEN:
All right?

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Cool. Ehhh.

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MR. BEAN: Ohh!