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Come on, gotta hustle.
We got seven minutes till boarding.

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Okay, honey. Slow down. Hey, hey, hi.

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- Okay.
- Let's take a breath.

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Okay.

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- I'm sorry. I'm just...
- Yeah.

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I'm really excited about this trip.
I mean, we've never been to Barbados.

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I know, but we can calm down, okay?

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- Okay.
- There's like nobody here.

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I think we're gonna be fine.

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Yeah, you're right. Sorry.

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We'll be all right.

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Attention, passengers...

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- Next.
- Hi.

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Hello. ID, please.

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- Thank you. Have a safe trip.
- Thank you.

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Hi, there.

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One second, sir.

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- Sorry.
- Hey, Patricia!

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What's up, twin? You ready to switch?

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Yes, ma'am.

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All right.

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- Get your white ass over here.
- I'm coming. Damn.

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- Hey, boo.
- You are glowing!

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- I'll tell you why when I come back.
- Oh shit.

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Kev gave you a workout, huh?

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A workout!

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- Ooh! Shit.
- Here you go.

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Sir, I still got 30 more seconds of break.

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Excuse me, ma'am,
it's just I'm running a little late,

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and I've got to get to my gate. Pardon me.

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You're acting like I’m the one that
set your alarm. I didn't do that shit.

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Gosh, I wish you had been there
to help wake me up this morning.

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Ugh.

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No, thank you. Wake you up?

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- Tickle your nuts? I don't think so.
- Oh, no, I-I didn't mean it like that.

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Okay, next.

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Uh, excuse me.
Do you hand things to your lady like that?

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Hand that shit to me softer.

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Softer?

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Yeah, softer.

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Thank you.

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Look in the camera.

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Can you take
your goofy-ass hat off, please?

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Sure. Sorry.

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Dang, you got a big-ass head.

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Yeah, you know, they-- they say
that's actually a sign of intelligence.

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They say that Einstein
had a big ol' melon.

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Ooh, that's the dude
with the freaky-ass island, huh?

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No, you're thinking of Jeffrey Epstein.

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Shit.

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Hey, big-head Epstein coming through!

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- Thank you.
- Next.

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A reminder, shoes stay on.

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Belts come off.

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Large electronics into a separate bin.

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Why are your shoes on?

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I thought the guy just said that
you don't have to take your shoes off.

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- What guy?
- I think it was this gentleman right here.

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I thought that's what he said.

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Did you just call me a nigga?

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No, I just...
I just thought that you'd said--

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- I ain't say nothing.
- So, excuse me, shoes off?

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- No, excuse you.
- Listen up! Shoes off!

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- Shoes on.
- Belts on.

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- Belts off. Jackets on.
- Okay, I apologize.

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- Get my shoes off.
- Think he OBJ.

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Step in.

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Hands over your head.

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Hold them there.

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Step out.

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It's telling me I'm gonna
have to do a secondary screening.

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Do we have your consent
for a secondary screening?

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Okay, just-- just go ahead.
I'll meet you at the gate.

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Okay.

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This will just take a couple minutes, sir.

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- Oh, you bringing someone home with that.
- You know that's right.

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Patricia for a secondary screening.

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Copy. I gotta go.

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Bye, bitch.

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Did you say Patricia?

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Tracy!

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- What's up, girl?
- I drank your Pepsi Max.

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- That's all right.
- Oh shit.

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- You still here?
- How you doing?

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- That's wild as hell.
- I know, yeah.

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Okay, spread 'em.

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Okay.

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What is this shit?

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Ooh! Your gooch thick.

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That could be a problem.
You need to see the dick and balls doctor.

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Prostate guy, yeah. Thank you.

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What you got in here?

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Ma'am, how much longer
do you think this is gonna take?

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I've really got to make this flight.

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You think you could not grow
when my hands are here?

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I don't think I'm growing.

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I saw your lady earlier.

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I don't think she would like to know
the way you lookin' at another woman.

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- How am I looking at you?
- Like that.

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Like you're trying to get with me.

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You know, people say I look like Rihanna.

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Yeah, yeah.

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She's a beauty.

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- Fuck!
- What?

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Shit.

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Your dumb-ass leg broke my nail.

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Yeah.

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May I get going now?

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Yeah, get your ass out of here.

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- Good to see you.
- Take your ass this way.

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- Go get your motherfucking bag.
- Fuck.

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Come on, come on.

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Oh shit!

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Teddy, look at this shit.

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Look at this man get clipped
by a whole-ass semi truck.

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Come on.

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Patricia, that ain't real. That's AI.

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How you know?

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Well, the driver of the truck
is, uh, Peter Griffin.

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He's normally like a cartoon character.

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That's a real man. What the hell is AI?

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Oh shit.

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Patricia, your crazy ass
made me miss a bag.

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I gotta put that one back through.

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That's my bad.
I'll take care of it. Don't worry.

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Whose raggedy-ass bag is this?

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Ugh. This bag stank.

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- Just have at it.
- All right.

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Let's do this.

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Let's see what nasty shit you got in here.

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Ooh.

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This camera got lithium batteries?

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You know what? Just keep the camera.

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Okay. Teddy!

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- You be taking pictures, right?
- Sure do.

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I know you do, with your freak ass. Here.

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Christmas came early, motherfucker.

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You know I take care of mine.

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- Thank you.
- All right, take some of me.

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I repeat, this is the final boarding call...

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Let me turn around for you a second.

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I'm trying to look like Solange.

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- You do. You're beautiful.
- Thank you.

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- You look good.
- I know what you like, Teddy.

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Will you cut the shit?

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Excuse you?

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What is your problem with me, lady?

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You have singled me out

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and made this a beyond hellish experience.

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And you're making me feel...

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I feel like I'm gonna explode.

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He got a bomb!

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A terrorist attack
has been averted at the Atlanta airport.

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The suspect, Mark Wicker,

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was stopped by TSA agents
and found to be carrying

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multiple explosive devices
in his carry-on and rectum.

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He may have succeeded had it not been
for veteran TSA agent Patricia Finch,

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who is being recognized
for her valor and bravery.

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First of all,
I just wanna give a shout-out to Jesus.

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I do everything for Jesus.

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I don't mess with saints

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and none of that bull****.

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Growing up
as a little white girl in Atlanta,

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I was always good at knowing,

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like, who is kind of a piece of ****.

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If your eyebrows is too thick, gone.

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If your eyes ain't open, see you later.

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If you smell funky,

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get your *** to the Greyhound bus station.

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You ain't meant
for the airport, mother******.

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Take my picture, y'all.

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Hey.

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Over your shoulder!

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- Am I getting any money for this?
- No.

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All right, I'm done with this ****.

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All right. Bye, y'all.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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That's my guy.

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I'm not late, am I?

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Not at all.

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Let me get a look at you.
Oh yeah. You look great, man.

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Your body's so fit right now.

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Loving this jacket.

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You look slim,
confident, ready for action.

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- Thanks, man.
- Yeah.

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So this is really happening, huh?

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Oh yeah.

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Good, good. 'Cause I gotta tell you,

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I'm over Bad Thoughts.

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Mm.

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I appreciate the opportunity.
You know that.

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I'm just done
with this wacky prosthetic wig stuff.

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Ugh, yeah.

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I-- I want people to know
I take acting seriously, you know?

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I want to do, like...

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Trucks.

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- What?
- Big ones.

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Eighteen-wheelers.

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Why are you always talking about trucks?

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Oh, I don't know why I said that.
Keep going.

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Okay. I want to make feature films,
is my point.

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Right... well, that's why we're here, buddy.

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You are about to get a major offer
from the guy that they call

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the Asian Chris Nolan.

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Which means this thing is going to be
extremely heady and thought-provoking.

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You should be jizzing
in your drawers right now.

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I want to see you blow your load.

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Okay.

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I want you walking in there
with a wet front,

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stinking to high heaven
like some 13-year-old freak.

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Tom?

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They're ready.

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Mm.

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That's smartwater.

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These guys know what they're doing.

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Hey.

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You look really cool.

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Thanks, man.

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Tom fucking Segura!

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Oh my God! Lookin' slim, my guy.

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I would fuck you right here
if I wasn't a lesbian.

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Don't let the nails fool you.
I'm a lesbian.

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Nice. I love lesbians.

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I watch a lot of lesbian stuff.

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Uh, Tom, I want you to meet someone

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who is very special to us
here at Chikara Kikku.

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This is Mr. Yoshi Mashimoto,

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one of the few geniuses left in the world.

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I'm sure you're familiar with his work.

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Uh...

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Mr. Mashimoto is the author

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of the highest-selling
graphic novel of all time.

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- Amazing.
- Yeah.

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Hello.

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Mr. Mashimoto
is honored that you are here.

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Thank you.

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He also says
that you are very funny and bald.

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- Yes.
- And he loves your blue eyes.

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I've always said that they pop on camera.

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Thank you. That's very nice.

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Great.

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All right. Let's take a seat.

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Okay.

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So, Tom, I bet you're wondering
why the hell you're here.

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Yeah. We were just saying
this is all very under wraps.

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Under wraps and exciting as fuck.

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Okay, well, we feel exactly the same way.

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So, Mr. Mashimoto's masterpiece

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is entitled Konyo Yaro.

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- Konyo Yaro.
- That's right. Konyo Yaro.

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Rolls right off the tongue.

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And we are now finally, after many years,

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going to turn his brilliant graphic novel

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into a high-budget,
live-action feature film.

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That's awesome. I love feature films.

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I can vouch for that.
Tom does indeed love feature films.

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Okay. Relax.

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So, Tom, the reason why you're here

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is that Mr. Mashimoto has requested

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you play the main character.

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- Really?
- I know. Our reaction here was the same.

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Like, there are so many
other people who could do it

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who are movie stars, you know?

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But no, he made it very clear

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he only wants you.

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I think I'm gonna come.

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This is your guy. Where do we sign?

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I mean, uh, we are very open to this.

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Yes, um, it's very flattering.
Thank you for that.

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Um, and it sounds great, but can I get
a little bit more detail about it?

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Of course. Yeah, of course.

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Let's go through the whole thing. Okay.

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Behold.

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New Tokyoville.

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Humanity's last safe zone
in a post-chemical wasteland.

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Yet danger coils around every border

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as rogue cyborgs
are closing in on every side.

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But from the shadows emerges...

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Bushido!

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Yes, a rogue warrior forged in exile

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and driven by fate,

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destined to rid the world of evil

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and deliver humanity
from the edge of oblivion.

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That's you.

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Huh.

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Wow.

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Squirt. I just came.

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I warned you guys.

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So he's just a total badass?

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Not sure this is even
gonna require much acting.

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Hey, hey. Jesus.
You gotta tone it down a notch.

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Well, actually, I mean,
the character is a bit of a recluse.

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Yes, he lives in the sewer system.

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In the sewer system?

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Yes. He gets his power
from the waste of the city,

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but then channels it for good.

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- Yeah.
- I told you. Heady stuff.

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Interesting. And what is the name
of the movie again?

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- Konyo...
- Konyo Yaro.

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Konyo Yaro.

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Yes, but of course,
we will use the English translation.

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Right.

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Hogtit Shitbeast.

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Hogtit Shitbeast.

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Wow. Powerful.

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Hogtit Shitbeast?

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Yeah, well, because he's got the hog tits,

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but also he is a shit beast,

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so it's a little bit
of a play on words there.

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- Hm.
- Badass. I get it.

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It's foreign. It's edgy.

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I'm, like, super into this.

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This?

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So actually he is gonna need you
to pack on about 150--

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I mean, at this point, over 200 pounds.

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You must become fatter.

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It has to be real. No computers.

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You see, you first caught
Mr. Mashimoto's attention

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with your 2014 ha-ha comedy show,
Completely Normal.

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Ha-ha comedy show.

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Very funny.

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Thank you for watching that.

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He took one look at your face and said,
"That is my Hogtit Shitbeast."

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It's as if you jumped
right out of his mind.

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In fact, he's been heartbroken
about your recent weight loss.

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The same way he felt
when fat Adele got skinny.

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Yeah, uh, it's hard to keep it off, but...

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You've done it before.

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Just stuff your fat face,
you little piggy.

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His words, not mine.

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And what's coming out of his breasts?

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Those are teats. And it's blood.

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He replenishes what he loses by killing,

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which is why he lives
underneath the abortion clinic.

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He eats the fetuses one at a time, yeah,

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and when he runs out,
that's when fecal matter sprays out.

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Of his tits.

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- Teats.
- Right.

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His teats, correct.

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Of course. Makes complete sense.

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I've got the contract
ready for you right here.

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All the details are outlined.

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Um, this is just...

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I don't know. I don't really feel like
I'm getting it, you know?

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Well, maybe this will help.

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- Is that a...
- Yeah, it's a lunch box.

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Now, this is just a prototype,

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but imagine milk
coming out of one of them,

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fruit punch out of another.

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Oat milk,
if your kid's lactose intolerant.

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I'm a bit of a tits guy.
Can I squeeze them?

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Honey, go for it.

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Wow. These feel like real tits.

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- Teats.
- Teats.

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The hair is a nice touch.

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Yeah, I guess I'm struggling with it.

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Um, it's a lot of new information.
You think you could give us a second to...

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Okay, you just take one quick second.

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Okay.

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What the fuck, man?

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This is all part of the game.

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Look, I know how hard you work
to keep off all that weight,

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and it's super impressive,
but like it or not,

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your brand is being a disgusting slob.

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That's how people see you.

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This project is your Black Panther.

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Fat Panther.

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Guys, um,

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as much as I appreciate

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most of what you said,

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I just can't see myself playing this part.

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And I really hope you can find
somebody that suits what you need, sir,

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but it's not gonna be me.

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No?

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Because I can think
of about 800,000 reasons

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why you should.

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Well, it's not about the money for me.

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Unfortunately, this doesn't align
with who I am,

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and I'm gonna have to respectfully
say thank you, but I can't do this.

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Fourteen million.

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We had a little bit of wiggle room.

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Holy shit.

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Fuck.

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Come on! More!

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Just make sound! Oink, oink!

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You're my comedy pig!

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Comedy pig!

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Fuck.

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Fuck.