WEBVTT 00:12.116 --> 00:15.369 Jesus, enlighten my mind with truth. 00:16.662 --> 00:18.873 Inflame my heart with love. 00:19.957 --> 00:22.168 Inspire my will with courage. 00:23.377 --> 00:25.421 Pardon what I have been. 00:26.088 --> 00:27.923 Sanctify what I am. 00:30.593 --> 00:33.262 Okay, here we go, Jesus. 00:33.345 --> 00:35.056 Make it a good one. 00:36.474 --> 00:38.017 See you later, babe. 00:42.980 --> 00:45.858 - I'm glad you could come in today. - Thank you. 00:46.358 --> 00:49.195 Hank, can I get you some chicken? 00:49.862 --> 00:52.073 A couple of good pieces there. 00:52.156 --> 00:54.825 - Is that good? Okay, take care. - All right. 00:56.577 --> 00:57.787 Hi, Charlie. 00:57.870 --> 01:00.414 - I need you to look at my asshole. - Charlie. 01:00.498 --> 01:02.124 I wanna know what it looks like. 01:02.708 --> 01:03.667 I can't. 01:03.751 --> 01:04.710 Ah. 01:08.506 --> 01:09.465 What's that? 01:10.049 --> 01:11.425 It's a gift. 01:11.509 --> 01:13.177 Thank you for everything you do. 01:13.260 --> 01:15.262 Aw, Charlie. 01:17.056 --> 01:19.141 Okay. Um, thanks. 01:19.725 --> 01:21.143 Guard it with your life. 01:21.227 --> 01:24.063 There's only seven of those left in the world. 01:24.897 --> 01:26.273 Seven batteries? 01:26.357 --> 01:29.235 Ah, shit! Why you say it so loud? 01:29.318 --> 01:30.986 - Fuck! - Okay. 01:31.070 --> 01:33.906 - I'm sorry, Charlie, but thank you. - Yeah. 01:33.989 --> 01:36.325 - I appreciate it. - Okay. 01:36.408 --> 01:37.618 Let me, uh... 01:42.915 --> 01:44.208 Can you smell this rash? 01:46.210 --> 01:47.628 - Natalie? - Huh. 01:47.711 --> 01:51.465 Natalie? Oh my God! Someone call an ambulance! 01:51.549 --> 01:53.801 - I want a hat. - You can't have a hat. 01:53.884 --> 01:55.553 I'm gonna live in Natalie's house. 02:04.687 --> 02:07.815 Whoa, nice. 02:13.904 --> 02:14.989 Hello? 02:15.072 --> 02:17.867 Hello. Welcome to Heaven. 02:17.950 --> 02:20.411 You must be Abigail, 02:20.494 --> 02:23.539 strangled by a meth addict for not giving him a dollar. 02:24.582 --> 02:28.586 No, um, my name's Natalie. Natalie Wilkinson. 02:28.669 --> 02:30.337 I think I had a heart attack. 02:30.421 --> 02:33.090 Oh, okay. 02:33.174 --> 02:35.009 Natalie Wilkinson. 02:35.593 --> 02:39.305 Ah, here you are. You're one of his favorites. 02:40.472 --> 02:42.016 - Baptized. - Yep. 02:42.099 --> 02:43.309 Catholic school. 02:43.392 --> 02:45.311 No pre-marital sex. 02:45.394 --> 02:47.188 - Tough one. - Prayed every night. 02:47.271 --> 02:49.356 Forgave those who trespassed against you. 02:49.440 --> 02:50.482 Not my favorite. 02:50.566 --> 02:52.067 Goodness me. 02:52.735 --> 02:55.070 You've lived a flawless life, Natalie. 02:55.779 --> 02:57.281 Well, I've done my utmost 02:57.364 --> 03:00.659 to walk the winding and divinely lit road to Jesus. 03:00.743 --> 03:01.994 Mission accomplished. 03:02.077 --> 03:04.830 Are you ready to meet your Lord and Savior? 03:04.914 --> 03:07.875 I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. 03:07.958 --> 03:09.210 Great. 03:12.254 --> 03:15.424 - Whoa. - Pretty sweet, huh? 03:15.507 --> 03:17.676 This is pretty sweet. 03:18.761 --> 03:21.805 I have to admit, I'm pretty nervous. 03:22.389 --> 03:25.059 Oh, Natalie, there's no need to be nervous. 03:25.142 --> 03:28.312 Whatever goodness you're imagining, it falls short. 03:28.395 --> 03:32.274 His mercy is deeper, his smile is warmer, 03:32.358 --> 03:35.486 and his love is unparalleled. 03:42.576 --> 03:44.662 Peace be upon you, my child. 03:44.745 --> 03:46.705 Welcome to my kingdom. 03:48.290 --> 03:49.708 Uh, who are you? 03:49.792 --> 03:52.044 Oh, come now, Natalie. 03:52.127 --> 03:54.630 You of all people know who Jesus is. 03:54.713 --> 03:56.882 Lamb of God, king of kings. 03:57.508 --> 03:58.509 Me. 03:59.593 --> 04:02.888 I mean, yes, of course, I know who Jesus is. 04:02.972 --> 04:07.142 I have pictures of him all over my house and an air freshener in my Buick. 04:07.226 --> 04:09.311 But forgive me... 04:09.895 --> 04:12.231 You don't... you don't look like Jesus. 04:13.524 --> 04:15.359 You are forgiven. 04:15.442 --> 04:21.407 Now, my child, I reveal unto you the wonders of my Father's kingdom. 04:21.490 --> 04:24.743 - Beginning with-- - I mean, you look nothing like him. 04:24.827 --> 04:26.036 Jesus Christ. 04:26.120 --> 04:27.997 Nothing like him. 04:28.080 --> 04:29.790 Yeah, heard you. 04:30.416 --> 04:31.667 I'm gonna dip out. 04:31.750 --> 04:35.921 Yes, my child, I am well aware that the way I appear to you now 04:36.005 --> 04:40.050 is different than how I am portrayed by earthly hands. 04:40.134 --> 04:43.971 Artists have been very generous, so if it is beauty you seek, 04:44.054 --> 04:48.726 you are welcome to gaze upon the River of Everlasting Peace. 04:49.435 --> 04:51.895 Its waters will cleanse you of all your fears-- 04:51.979 --> 04:53.147 You have a gut, though. 04:53.230 --> 04:55.316 - Excuse me? - And you're balding. 04:55.399 --> 04:58.819 Yeah, okay. Yes, a little. 04:58.902 --> 04:59.987 I'm not "bald" bald. 05:00.070 --> 05:01.488 Oh, you kind of are. 05:01.572 --> 05:03.907 What? No. All right. 05:03.991 --> 05:07.286 Uh, my... child, 05:07.369 --> 05:09.413 if it is flowing locks you desire, 05:09.496 --> 05:13.584 please spend eternity amongst the forests of weeping willows-- 05:13.667 --> 05:14.918 I can't do this. 05:15.002 --> 05:17.463 Do what, huh? Heaven? 05:17.546 --> 05:21.258 Can't you just snap your fingers and be, like, super hot? 05:21.342 --> 05:22.968 No, it doesn't work that way. 05:23.052 --> 05:24.845 Well, can you ask your dad? 05:24.928 --> 05:27.389 No, I can't ask my dad. Why don't you ask him? 05:27.973 --> 05:28.891 What are you eating? 05:28.974 --> 05:31.810 - I don't know, like, bread and wine. - For every meal? 05:31.894 --> 05:33.979 I have a lot of prosciutto too. 05:34.063 --> 05:36.523 It's a really good combo, actually. 05:36.607 --> 05:39.068 - This is heartbreaking. - You wanna see heartbreaking? 05:39.151 --> 05:42.946 There's a couple heads in a trash can in New Orleans right now, all right? 05:43.030 --> 05:43.947 Jesus Christ. 05:44.031 --> 05:46.909 - Yes? - Um, I didn't mean it like that. 05:46.992 --> 05:48.952 - How did you mean it? - I just... 05:49.036 --> 05:52.915 In every picture I've seen of Jesus since I was a child, 05:52.998 --> 05:55.250 he has long flowing hair, 05:55.334 --> 05:56.835 a chiseled jaw, 05:56.919 --> 05:59.171 perfect olive skin, the bulge. 05:59.254 --> 06:03.634 - I don't know what you were expecting-- - I was expecting hot, sexy Jesus. 06:03.717 --> 06:07.346 You know, you can't post thousands of smoldering selfies 06:07.429 --> 06:10.641 and then show up to a date looking like... 06:11.934 --> 06:16.146 I've been catfished. I've been catfished by Jesus. 06:16.230 --> 06:18.232 Okay, we're not dating, so... 06:18.315 --> 06:19.608 Yeah, we kinda were. 06:19.691 --> 06:22.027 I committed my life to you. 06:22.111 --> 06:23.737 I took a vow, bro. 06:23.821 --> 06:25.864 This is so fucked. 06:25.948 --> 06:28.826 Do you know how many Puerto Rican guys I could've slept with? 06:28.909 --> 06:29.993 Seventeen. 06:30.661 --> 06:32.704 Really? 06:32.788 --> 06:34.289 This sucks. 06:34.373 --> 06:37.084 Also, I think your toe's infected. 06:37.751 --> 06:39.753 - Yeah. - You're hideous. 06:39.837 --> 06:41.213 I thought it would go away. 06:42.339 --> 06:44.967 Um, I can't do this anymore. 06:45.050 --> 06:46.260 You know I have feelings. 06:46.343 --> 06:47.803 I-I-- I'm here. 06:48.720 --> 06:51.557 - What? Where are you going? - I don't know, I don't care. 06:51.640 --> 06:54.143 Oh, you don't? Okay. 06:57.980 --> 06:58.939 Jerk. 07:12.911 --> 07:14.705 Greetings, Natalie. 07:14.788 --> 07:18.250 Prepare to spend eternity as our little sex offering. 07:25.591 --> 07:26.425 Great. 07:26.508 --> 07:27.676 Where do I sign? 07:27.759 --> 07:29.344 Excuse me? 07:29.428 --> 07:32.264 It sounds good to me, and I'm-- Let's-- let's go. 07:33.307 --> 07:34.766 You know you in hell, right? 07:34.850 --> 07:35.851 Yes. 07:35.934 --> 07:38.395 Are any of you guys Puerto Rican? 07:38.479 --> 07:40.397 I feel uncomfortable. 07:53.410 --> 07:55.913 Oh my God. 07:56.497 --> 07:59.750 I'm gonna change the air filters, honey. 07:59.833 --> 08:01.168 Shh! 08:01.251 --> 08:02.461 What's going on? 08:03.128 --> 08:05.297 He's watching pornos. 08:05.380 --> 08:09.009 Oh wow. Yeah, he is. 08:11.303 --> 08:12.971 This is bad, Harold. 08:13.472 --> 08:16.350 Baby, we're mammals. This is just how we operate. 08:16.433 --> 08:18.519 Plus, he probably doesn't even know what he's watching. 08:18.602 --> 08:20.687 We need to talk to him about this. 08:20.771 --> 08:22.773 Yeah, and we will. 08:22.856 --> 08:25.651 I think we should probably let him finish first. 08:25.734 --> 08:27.444 Are you kidding me right now? 08:27.528 --> 08:30.948 Baby, once it gets going, if you just cut it off, it aches. 08:31.031 --> 08:32.950 And it hurts. 08:33.951 --> 08:36.620 Honey, we need to talk. 08:37.496 --> 08:39.289 Oh God. 08:43.669 --> 08:45.379 Can I have a cream soda? 08:46.547 --> 08:50.092 Uh, no. We need to talk first, buddy. 08:50.175 --> 08:51.718 Your mother's worried. 08:53.345 --> 08:56.139 We're worried about what you're doing in here. 08:56.223 --> 08:57.641 You mean jacking off? 09:00.060 --> 09:01.645 Yeah. 09:03.855 --> 09:05.190 Waxing your carrot. 09:05.857 --> 09:09.486 Stroking it, cranking it, rubbing it, tugging it. 09:10.445 --> 09:14.157 - Masturbating. - Yeah, I-I know about that stuff. 09:14.241 --> 09:17.452 Honey, we're worried you don't understand what you're watching. 09:17.536 --> 09:20.455 - That's right. - I wasn't watching anything, Mom. 09:20.539 --> 09:22.457 Buddy, it's fine. We're both men. 09:22.541 --> 09:24.960 We understand that we have that hum until you release. 09:25.043 --> 09:27.170 - You don't have to be embarrassed. - That's enough. 09:27.254 --> 09:31.425 - Sorry. - I wasn't watching any porn. 09:32.217 --> 09:33.135 Okay. 09:33.719 --> 09:35.053 I was making it. 09:37.014 --> 09:41.768 - What? - I was masturbating on camera. 09:42.978 --> 09:44.146 Holy shit. 09:44.229 --> 09:45.731 On camera? 09:45.814 --> 09:47.316 I'm gonna-- I'm gonna be sick. 09:47.399 --> 09:49.484 The camera I got you from Best Buy? 09:49.568 --> 09:51.653 What if Our Special Journey finds out? 09:51.737 --> 09:54.448 - Oh my God. - We'll have to deactivate the Instagram. 09:54.531 --> 09:57.826 Toby, you're gonna knock this off right now. 09:57.909 --> 10:01.830 - But they love it. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the hell is "they"? 10:03.332 --> 10:04.541 My fans. 10:04.625 --> 10:07.961 - They are exploiting you. - Oh, son... 10:08.045 --> 10:10.839 - I don't really think so. - Toby. 10:10.922 --> 10:11.798 Oh my God. 10:11.882 --> 10:13.508 - You're a good kid, okay? - Yeah. 10:13.592 --> 10:16.720 Yeah, good kids don't jack off on camera. And I'll tell you one thing. 10:16.803 --> 10:19.848 We are cutting down cream soda until you straighten this shit out. 10:19.931 --> 10:23.268 I'm not an idiot, Dad. 10:25.270 --> 10:27.648 Check this shit out. 10:27.731 --> 10:32.110 Subscribers can watch two times a day, three times on Saturdays. 10:32.194 --> 10:35.489 - When you're playing golf, Dad. - Subscribers? 10:36.073 --> 10:37.449 What is he talking about, Harold? 10:41.203 --> 10:43.372 Do you want to see the office? 10:43.955 --> 10:44.956 The what? 10:49.002 --> 10:50.253 "Tobystrong"? 10:50.337 --> 10:51.880 You rented an office. 10:52.422 --> 10:55.842 - No, it made more sense to buy. - Sorry, excuse me. Sorry, sir. 10:55.926 --> 10:59.096 Sir, you have a Zoom with the Taiwanese investors in five. 10:59.179 --> 11:01.348 I'll take it in my office, dear. Cream soda, please. 11:01.431 --> 11:03.308 Double bubble. 11:03.392 --> 11:06.853 That was my assistant, Ruby. She's a good kid. 11:09.314 --> 11:11.358 I don't understand what's happening. 11:11.441 --> 11:13.276 New stickers came in. 11:13.360 --> 11:14.945 - Sick, bro! - 'Sup, dude! 11:15.028 --> 11:15.904 Yeah, boss. 11:15.987 --> 11:17.989 You're looking good, bro. 11:19.741 --> 11:22.160 - Hey, little buddy. - What's up, my man? 11:23.078 --> 11:24.371 He's got merch. 11:25.122 --> 11:28.166 Honey, how many subscribers did you say you had? 11:28.250 --> 11:30.210 Two thousand, five hundred. 11:30.794 --> 11:32.045 And how much do they pay? 11:32.129 --> 11:34.339 Thirty dollars a month. 11:35.716 --> 11:38.176 You're making almost a million dollars a year? 11:38.260 --> 11:40.762 Well, that's just with the subscribers. 11:40.846 --> 11:44.641 There are the brand deals and the Liquid Death collab. 11:45.225 --> 11:48.103 Honey, there's a lot of things we could use that money for. 11:48.186 --> 11:49.020 Yes. 11:49.104 --> 11:52.399 Like that time you bought a hot tub after using me for that GoFundMe? 11:52.482 --> 11:54.776 - Hey, you can use that hot tub, buddy. - Yeah. 11:54.860 --> 11:58.029 You had me make so many videos for Instagram. 11:58.113 --> 11:59.239 You're very bad parents. 11:59.322 --> 12:02.534 Toby, we only shared your story to inspire others. 12:02.617 --> 12:03.994 - Yes, exactly. - Yeah. 12:04.077 --> 12:06.496 Really, Mom? That's why you made me say, 12:06.580 --> 12:10.751 "Aerosmith, all I want for Christmas is to get backstage with you"? 12:10.834 --> 12:14.045 - I don't even know who Aerosmith is. - You're terrible people. 12:14.129 --> 12:17.924 - Your mother's obsessed with Steven Tyler. - I like how old he looks. 12:18.008 --> 12:19.092 That's weird, Mom. 12:19.176 --> 12:20.177 Just old? 12:20.260 --> 12:23.054 Yeah, he's old, and he's-- he's hot about it. I don't know. 12:23.138 --> 12:27.517 Dad, you made me send John Cena over a hundred messages on TikTok. 12:27.601 --> 12:28.769 John Cena again? 12:28.852 --> 12:30.103 Well, I... 12:30.187 --> 12:33.064 That's... that's for you, pal. I know you're a big fan. 12:33.148 --> 12:34.232 John Cena sucks. 12:34.983 --> 12:36.318 - Really? - Hell yeah. 12:36.401 --> 12:38.361 - 14-time champ? - I don't like John Cena. 12:38.445 --> 12:39.863 - National hero? - Yeah. 12:39.946 --> 12:42.699 - Say that shit with your chest, man. - Bring it on. 12:42.783 --> 12:44.493 - I bet he'd kick your-- - Let it go. 12:44.576 --> 12:46.203 Cool it. Let's cool it down, bro. 12:46.286 --> 12:50.665 You both used me as a prop to get what you wanted. 12:51.833 --> 12:53.835 You like free crap. 12:54.669 --> 12:56.755 Caregiving is exhausting. 12:59.299 --> 13:01.009 You really wanna talk shit about John Cena? 13:01.593 --> 13:03.220 You don't scare me. 13:03.303 --> 13:05.847 Honey, just calm down. Take a deep breath, okay? 13:05.931 --> 13:07.015 I am calm. 13:07.599 --> 13:10.477 You never saved or took any responsibility. 13:10.560 --> 13:12.813 You leaned on me like a crutch. 13:13.313 --> 13:15.440 And I'm just going to say it. 13:15.524 --> 13:18.902 You both have been acting a bit... 13:20.237 --> 13:21.571 Retarded. 13:24.032 --> 13:25.534 - What--? - Whoa. 13:26.326 --> 13:29.996 I was going to say financially irresponsible. 13:30.080 --> 13:31.706 Mom and Dad... 13:31.790 --> 13:34.334 Whoa. What the hell's going on here? 13:34.417 --> 13:35.293 Yeah, what? 13:35.377 --> 13:37.671 ...it is time for a change. 13:38.713 --> 13:40.382 - A change? - Yeah. 13:40.465 --> 13:43.635 - I have frozen the GoFundMe, Instagram... - What? 13:43.718 --> 13:45.178 All the accounts. 13:45.262 --> 13:48.139 - We can't be on our own. - Yeah. We can't afford rent. 13:48.223 --> 13:51.017 I was tired of being inspiration porn. 13:51.101 --> 13:54.521 So I turned to real porn. 13:55.605 --> 14:00.986 And as it turns out, I'm pretty good at it. 14:02.195 --> 14:04.823 Sir, the investors are on the Zoom. 14:04.906 --> 14:06.408 - Wha-- Honey! - Buddy. 14:06.491 --> 14:09.452 - You should be ashamed of yourself. - Toby... Toby, honey, come on. 14:09.536 --> 14:11.997 - We can work here. - Yeah, we can jack off. 14:12.080 --> 14:15.125 Yeah, let's collab. Let's collab on something. 14:15.208 --> 14:17.210 A father-son video, wouldn't that be neat? 14:17.294 --> 14:20.797 Hello! Who's ready? 14:20.881 --> 14:22.883 All set to go! 14:24.551 --> 14:26.386 Let's get to work, gentlemen. 14:33.184 --> 14:35.645 - That can't be our Uber. - I don't know. 14:35.729 --> 14:38.523 I mean, it said it was pulling up, the dude drove around the block twice, 14:38.607 --> 14:41.151 and now this car is here. 14:44.821 --> 14:45.655 For Jefri? 14:46.406 --> 14:47.908 Um, Jeffrey? 14:48.825 --> 14:50.952 Oh no, sorry. Mine say Jefri. Sorry. 14:51.036 --> 14:53.204 No, no, excuse me. Yes, that's him. 14:53.288 --> 14:55.624 There's no one else here, and we're running late. Let's go. 14:55.707 --> 14:59.377 - Okay. - Dale. Okay. Come, please. Come inside. 15:00.170 --> 15:02.255 - You like mints? - Did he say "mints"? 15:02.339 --> 15:04.257 Just get in the van, Jeffrey. 15:04.966 --> 15:06.009 All right. 15:06.092 --> 15:10.305 - Um, let's go, please. Ándale? - You don't need to say ándale. 15:10.388 --> 15:13.224 Well, the reception starts in 15 minutes, so, I mean... 15:13.308 --> 15:14.392 Drive, please. 15:14.476 --> 15:19.856 Sí. Okay, señora. I promise. I get you where you need to go very fast. 15:21.358 --> 15:23.777 I bet he will! 15:25.111 --> 15:26.780 My love. Calm down. 15:26.863 --> 15:29.157 Calm down? Me? Are you talking to me?! 15:29.240 --> 15:31.493 - Did you order an Uber pool? - No. 15:33.495 --> 15:35.789 No, I didn't order an Uber pool. This is an Uber X. 15:35.872 --> 15:39.000 - Love. - I'm fed up with your bullshit. 15:39.084 --> 15:42.212 Okay, go with those assholes, because you don't love me. 15:42.295 --> 15:44.798 - Assholes? - These are my clients, not assholes. 15:44.881 --> 15:46.383 This is my business. 15:46.466 --> 15:47.342 It was us. 15:47.425 --> 15:51.805 You know, you left this morning without coffee, nothing to eat, 15:51.888 --> 15:53.682 no sex, not even a kiss. 15:53.765 --> 15:55.433 Oh, no. No. 15:55.517 --> 15:57.143 I didn't give you anything? 15:57.227 --> 15:59.938 I see. He is dating her. 16:00.021 --> 16:01.898 - Yeah. No shit. - Baby wants a titty. 16:01.982 --> 16:04.609 - Do you want a titty? - I deserve an apology. 16:04.693 --> 16:06.903 - An apology? - Hi, sorry. 16:06.987 --> 16:08.613 We just really, really need to go. 16:08.697 --> 16:11.658 It's my sister's rehearsal dinner, and we're already late. 16:11.741 --> 16:13.910 Comprende? Uh, emergencia. 16:13.994 --> 16:16.037 Babe, I think he speaks English pretty well. 16:16.121 --> 16:18.707 - It's a lot. - Well, it's not getting through to him. 16:18.790 --> 16:22.210 - Okay, fine. We can go. - Gracias. 16:22.293 --> 16:23.628 We are not going anywhere. 16:23.712 --> 16:24.879 We cannot go. 16:24.963 --> 16:26.756 Fuck! Order another Uber. 16:26.840 --> 16:28.383 Yeah, that's probably for the best. 16:28.466 --> 16:30.385 We will begin the drive in a moment. 16:30.468 --> 16:34.055 Please, enjoy the water, mints, and the phone charger. 16:34.139 --> 16:34.973 Cool, mints. 16:35.056 --> 16:37.851 - Jeffrey, I don't give a shit about mints. - It's a bunch. 16:37.934 --> 16:40.186 Nobody gives one shit about those mints. 16:40.270 --> 16:43.398 - Everybody likes the mints. - No, you needs the mints! 16:43.481 --> 16:45.483 - Read the reviews! - They're from Costco. 16:45.567 --> 16:47.527 - Sí, son de Costco. - Nobody wants-- Fuck you. 16:47.610 --> 16:50.655 - From Costco, Miami. - Fuck your mints! 16:50.739 --> 16:52.949 I said order another car. 16:53.033 --> 16:55.535 - Hello. - I did, but it's 40 minutes away. 16:55.618 --> 16:57.203 - God. - I have to work. 16:57.287 --> 16:58.663 What happened to night school? 16:58.747 --> 17:00.832 - I will be a pilot. - You're not cool! 17:00.915 --> 17:01.958 I think it's fine. 17:02.042 --> 17:04.627 I actually think that they're working it out right now. 17:04.711 --> 17:06.629 No, you're fucking crazy. 17:06.713 --> 17:10.216 All the days, every day, you wake up in a crazy mood! 17:10.300 --> 17:12.844 - Damn it! Bastard! - One moment. 17:12.927 --> 17:15.180 No, you do the same shit every day! 17:15.263 --> 17:17.265 You wake up a crazier woman! 17:17.348 --> 17:19.392 - I'm not crazy! - You treat the dog better. 17:19.476 --> 17:20.977 You drive Uber! 17:21.061 --> 17:22.353 - Ooh, my minivan! - Yep. 17:22.437 --> 17:24.564 - How pretty, my minivan! - Uber pays. 17:24.647 --> 17:26.191 The minivan is shit! 17:30.653 --> 17:33.239 You know God is watching you right now, no? 17:33.323 --> 17:34.741 Look up. 17:34.824 --> 17:37.994 There he is. 17:39.412 --> 17:43.124 And he is saying, "What can we do to give a heart to Catalina?" 17:43.208 --> 17:45.126 "To make her a good person?" 17:45.668 --> 17:47.921 To touch the huevos of her man? 17:48.505 --> 17:50.381 She doesn't touch her man's pee-pee. 17:50.465 --> 17:53.259 Sir, if we could perhaps get moving, that would-- 17:53.343 --> 17:54.511 Shh. 17:55.303 --> 17:56.471 Sorry. 17:56.554 --> 17:57.639 - What is that? - Nothing. 17:57.722 --> 17:59.682 - Not nothing. Is something. - No, nothing. 17:59.766 --> 18:02.143 - No, I see something. Yes. - No, it's nothing. 18:02.227 --> 18:05.730 - Yes, that is something. - No, eat shit! 18:05.814 --> 18:07.690 You're not gonna leave me alone! 18:07.774 --> 18:10.568 Ay, eat shit! A little tickle for you too! 18:11.152 --> 18:13.113 - What are they doing? - Stop it! 18:13.780 --> 18:15.740 I think they're tickling each other? 18:18.118 --> 18:20.370 Oh my God. 18:21.663 --> 18:23.039 Your mother's cunt. 18:23.623 --> 18:25.125 You liked that? 18:26.501 --> 18:27.919 You're in deep shit. 18:33.716 --> 18:35.426 That's enough! That's enough! 18:37.512 --> 18:39.389 No, no, no! 18:40.014 --> 18:41.641 - Fuck! - Oh my fucking God! 18:41.724 --> 18:44.978 You fucking bitch! Like that? 18:45.061 --> 18:47.897 - We're walking. Get out of the car. - It's like 12 miles away. 18:47.981 --> 18:50.150 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 18:50.233 --> 18:52.026 Give me those! 18:52.110 --> 18:54.612 - Let it go! - Balls are mine! 18:54.654 --> 18:56.781 - We're child locked. - Could you unlock us? 18:56.865 --> 18:58.783 Jesus. 18:59.826 --> 19:02.203 Oh, yes? You want more? 19:02.287 --> 19:03.121 Come here! 19:03.204 --> 19:04.622 Eat! 19:07.125 --> 19:10.837 I am your queen! 19:16.092 --> 19:17.302 Daughter of a bitch! 19:17.385 --> 19:19.804 You want this papaya? 19:19.888 --> 19:22.765 Kiss me. 19:37.697 --> 19:40.366 Oh my God. Stop crying, you coward. 19:40.450 --> 19:42.952 I'm not crying 'cause I'm a coward. 19:44.704 --> 19:46.831 I'm crying 'cause it's beautiful. 19:47.498 --> 19:48.458 What? 19:48.541 --> 19:52.670 What you guys have... it's great. 19:53.755 --> 19:55.465 You listen to each other. 19:55.548 --> 19:57.258 You're vulnerable. 19:57.884 --> 19:58.968 I want that. 19:59.052 --> 20:00.803 Yeah, you deserve that. 20:00.887 --> 20:01.763 Yeah. 20:01.846 --> 20:03.431 You know what you need? 20:04.224 --> 20:05.558 A Latina. 20:05.642 --> 20:06.517 Excuse me? 20:06.601 --> 20:08.436 We are definitely better than that. 20:08.519 --> 20:11.189 She's never tickled me, never. 20:11.814 --> 20:14.400 - And she makes me dress like this. - You look nice. 20:14.484 --> 20:15.568 I look fucking stupid. 20:15.652 --> 20:17.070 Yeah, you look very stupid. 20:17.153 --> 20:18.071 I know! 20:18.154 --> 20:21.324 Anyway, I'm going to fuck her now. 20:21.407 --> 20:22.700 Of course, of course. 20:25.036 --> 20:26.371 Can I watch? 20:31.668 --> 20:34.003 Goddamn it.