WEBVTT 00:13.409 --> 00:15.745 I usually use lube to get in there. 00:15.828 --> 00:17.621 Sorry. 00:17.705 --> 00:19.999 I kid, I kid. 00:20.082 --> 00:22.668 No, you're looking great, Tom. Inside and out. 00:22.752 --> 00:24.336 Thanks. I meant to tell you, 00:24.420 --> 00:26.714 I've been taking those vitamin B supplements you gave me. 00:26.797 --> 00:28.799 - Mm. - Helps with energy in the afternoon. 00:28.883 --> 00:30.468 Oh yeah, I take those myself. 00:30.551 --> 00:32.636 - Take it with a full glass of water. - Okay. 00:32.720 --> 00:35.848 Oh, I meant to tell you. I watched Bad Thoughts. 00:36.474 --> 00:38.184 That is one wild show, man. 00:38.267 --> 00:40.227 Yeah. Thanks, man. 00:40.311 --> 00:43.105 Personally, I thought you were funnier when you were fatter. 00:43.606 --> 00:45.608 But, I mean, it's still really good. 00:45.691 --> 00:47.151 Real good. 00:47.234 --> 00:50.863 I like that episode when you got all frustrated with that rude barista. 00:52.073 --> 00:53.449 So relatable. 00:53.532 --> 00:56.118 Yeah, that was a fun scene, man. 00:56.202 --> 00:57.286 That was fun. 00:58.496 --> 01:01.999 Sometimes, wish I could do that stuff in real life. 01:16.013 --> 01:17.431 What if you could? 01:19.433 --> 01:20.559 What do you mean? 01:26.065 --> 01:27.024 There's a pill. 01:27.608 --> 01:31.028 It's new. It's not 100% FDA approved, 01:31.112 --> 01:35.407 but RFK Jr. and I are buddies from Harvard, so... 01:37.993 --> 01:39.870 You just have those on you? 01:40.663 --> 01:41.872 Not legally. 01:43.374 --> 01:44.834 What do they do? 01:44.917 --> 01:47.878 Completely takes away all of your inhibitions. 01:47.962 --> 01:50.464 All right? So no more impulse control. 01:50.548 --> 01:53.509 Just you being your true, authentic self. 01:53.592 --> 01:57.680 Last night, I told my wife she needs to lose a ton of weight. 01:57.763 --> 01:59.765 I never felt more alive. 02:01.350 --> 02:02.726 Open up that pretty mouth. 02:09.900 --> 02:10.901 Good boy. 02:17.658 --> 02:20.703 - Are you fucking kidding me? - I swear to God. 02:20.786 --> 02:22.580 - No fucking way. - Yes, way. 02:22.663 --> 02:26.041 Oh my God, I'm dead. I'm, like, in the morgue! 02:26.125 --> 02:27.960 I know, right? 02:28.043 --> 02:30.713 - I'm kidding. I'm in the doctor's office. - Oh, you are? 02:30.796 --> 02:32.673 Yeah, I just got back from my Kegel retreat. 02:32.756 --> 02:35.509 - It was insane. - Honestly, I'm jealous. 02:35.593 --> 02:37.928 Yeah, my yoni egg's, like, still up there. 02:38.012 --> 02:40.306 Yes, girl. Love that. 02:40.389 --> 02:43.267 I'm still on fire down there, but in, like, the best way. 02:43.350 --> 02:45.102 Is that why you're at the doctor's? 02:45.186 --> 02:47.938 No, I'm trying to get my fat transferred into my tits. 02:48.022 --> 02:50.441 My mom's best friend did that, and actuall-- 02:51.817 --> 02:52.735 Whoo! 03:09.668 --> 03:11.045 You don't need that. 03:15.424 --> 03:16.300 What the--? 03:21.764 --> 03:23.974 What? Fuck you. 03:24.058 --> 03:26.602 You've got to go for it, go for it 03:28.020 --> 03:30.898 You've got to go for it, go for it 03:32.024 --> 03:34.735 You've got to go for it, go for it 03:35.569 --> 03:38.989 Whatcha got to lose? 03:39.949 --> 03:43.577 Whatcha got to lose? 03:44.495 --> 03:46.914 You've got to go for it, go for it 03:48.290 --> 03:49.625 You've got to go for it... 03:49.708 --> 03:53.963 You fucking entitled fuck! Pick up that! Pick up your fucking shit! 03:54.046 --> 03:55.172 You fuck! 03:57.132 --> 03:59.969 If you want romance 04:00.970 --> 04:03.722 You've got to take that chance 04:05.057 --> 04:07.685 This could be the day 04:09.061 --> 04:12.481 For love to come your way 04:12.564 --> 04:15.025 Whatcha got to lose? 04:17.194 --> 04:18.404 Oh dear! 04:34.336 --> 04:37.548 Are you fucking crazy? You fucking dick! 04:39.174 --> 04:40.342 Shut up. 04:50.644 --> 04:52.021 On the fucking ground! 04:52.104 --> 04:53.272 Don't move! 04:54.023 --> 04:55.482 Do not fucking move! 04:56.233 --> 04:57.443 Drop the weapon! 04:57.526 --> 04:59.028 Drop the weapon now! 04:59.111 --> 05:00.362 Drop that fucking weapon! 05:01.363 --> 05:03.574 Hands where I can see them! Drop the weapon! 05:30.351 --> 05:31.518 Don't move! 05:31.602 --> 05:33.312 Don't fucking move! 05:46.241 --> 05:48.035 I can't believe you're a college freshman. 05:48.118 --> 05:50.746 Dad, you just promise me that you'll get a hobby. 05:50.829 --> 05:53.248 Okay? I don't want you sitting at home all alone. 05:53.332 --> 05:56.960 - Since Mom died, you've been a little... - Honey, don't worry about me. 05:57.044 --> 05:58.045 I'll be fine. 05:58.128 --> 05:59.254 Have fun! 05:59.338 --> 06:01.507 - I love you. - I love you too, sweetie. 06:01.590 --> 06:02.758 Bye. 06:02.841 --> 06:06.428 Just because you're an empty nester doesn't mean you have to be a homebody. 06:06.512 --> 06:09.973 Okay? Go out, meet some friends. Maybe you'll like it. 06:10.557 --> 06:11.809 Huh. 06:15.562 --> 06:17.815 Hey, sweetie, it's Dad. 06:17.898 --> 06:19.024 How's college? 06:19.108 --> 06:21.485 Yeah, I've been having a great time at the house. 06:22.528 --> 06:25.114 I'm trying to get out there. I'm trying new things. 06:25.197 --> 06:27.449 - Your laptop's about to fall out. - Good looking out, bro. 06:27.533 --> 06:30.160 - Wow, those sneakers are cool. - You should cop you some. 06:31.370 --> 06:33.330 I gotta cop some. 06:34.456 --> 06:37.543 I even got some new shoes. They are real neat. 06:37.626 --> 06:39.420 Nice shoes, grandpa. 06:39.503 --> 06:41.547 Freakin' weirdo. 06:42.381 --> 06:45.717 You know, life can be absolutely terrifying, 06:45.801 --> 06:49.221 but I've always believed that everything happens for a reason. 06:49.304 --> 06:51.014 Shoes looking dope as hell. 06:53.225 --> 06:55.644 - Thanks. - Got some friends I want you to meet. 06:56.478 --> 06:57.438 Okay. 06:57.521 --> 06:59.773 - This is the frat house. - Hey, yo. 06:59.857 --> 07:02.109 - Who's the substitute teacher? - Maybe I should go. 07:02.192 --> 07:03.402 No, you're good. 07:04.611 --> 07:06.530 Gamma, Theta, Tau, step! 07:08.949 --> 07:13.620 You all, as young Black men, have the opportunity 07:13.704 --> 07:16.915 to change your lives for the better 07:16.999 --> 07:19.960 and to become a part of a brotherhood. 07:20.043 --> 07:20.878 Yeah! 07:23.755 --> 07:25.174 - My Gamma brothers. - Yeah. 07:25.257 --> 07:28.677 We about to wreck this step like... 07:28.760 --> 07:31.472 How the hell are they doing that? 07:31.555 --> 07:32.556 Practice. 07:33.765 --> 07:36.477 You know what? I came into this thing a little nervous. 07:36.560 --> 07:38.979 But now I'm starting to feel like a real brother. 07:39.980 --> 07:42.900 - So, you gonna pledge? - I think I am. 07:42.983 --> 07:44.151 You wanna see something neat? 07:49.781 --> 07:54.036 Gamma is a place I never expected, but I feel like I belong. 07:57.539 --> 07:58.499 Dad? 07:59.249 --> 08:00.334 Hey, sweetie. 08:00.417 --> 08:04.129 College was my dream. I was supposed to do this, not you. 08:04.213 --> 08:06.673 We've won the Step, Battle, and Stroll Competition 08:06.757 --> 08:08.050 nine years in a row. 08:08.634 --> 08:11.720 And y'all think you got a shot with this white nigga in y'all crew? 08:12.387 --> 08:13.639 Is he talking about me? 08:13.722 --> 08:16.266 I can't get it down. I keep trying, I can't get it. 08:16.350 --> 08:18.018 I'm not gonna compete. I'm not. 08:18.101 --> 08:21.980 Dad, you do magic tricks and love American history. 08:22.064 --> 08:25.150 Honey, step is bigger than both of us. 08:25.234 --> 08:27.736 What the fuck are you talking about? 08:27.819 --> 08:29.655 No, you're not going out like that. 08:29.738 --> 08:31.782 I am going out like that. 08:31.865 --> 08:34.952 - I'm a failure. - Gavin, you my dawg. 08:35.536 --> 08:39.998 But now, we gotta make you a dawg. 08:41.917 --> 08:43.794 - Who's a dawg? - I'm a dawg. 08:43.877 --> 08:45.504 - Who's a dawg? - I'm a dawg. 08:46.421 --> 08:49.049 - Who's a dawg? Who's a dawg? - I'm a dawg. I'm a dawg. 08:51.134 --> 08:53.053 We need like, action, stunts. 08:54.513 --> 08:56.139 - Gamma! - You live Gamma. 08:56.223 --> 08:57.224 Gamma! 08:57.808 --> 09:00.561 - You breathe Gamma. - Gamma! 09:00.644 --> 09:01.895 You 09:02.396 --> 09:03.772 are 09:03.855 --> 09:04.856 Gamma! 09:04.940 --> 09:06.817 - It can't go any narrower. - Yes, it can. 09:07.401 --> 09:08.569 He's perfect. 09:16.827 --> 09:19.580 Welcome to Step, Battle, and Stroll dawg! 09:19.663 --> 09:22.040 Your only call is to survive. 09:22.124 --> 09:25.460 Yo, my brothers, you know that I'd rather stroll with you all. Bet. 09:25.544 --> 09:28.630 Someone's gonna bring you guys down. It's gonna be us. 09:28.714 --> 09:31.592 - Good luck with your white boy. - Hey, hold me back. 09:32.217 --> 09:34.303 - Right, family? - Yeah. 09:34.386 --> 09:36.346 - Stop shaking. - Okay. 09:41.935 --> 09:46.023 Gamma, Theta, Tau, Step! With my Gamma brothers! 09:46.106 --> 09:49.234 With my Gamma brothers 09:49.318 --> 09:51.028 Gamma, Theta, Tau, Step! 10:22.434 --> 10:24.102 Loser! 10:40.661 --> 10:43.330 Everything happens for a reason. 10:49.711 --> 10:51.213 You got this, Dad. 11:03.809 --> 11:06.019 It's a fucking bird! 11:11.733 --> 11:14.653 You're my man now, dawg! 11:15.529 --> 11:17.197 Gamma! 11:18.240 --> 11:19.116 Dad. 11:19.199 --> 11:20.575 Gamma! 11:21.785 --> 11:23.078 You were amazing. 11:23.161 --> 11:25.330 Hey, what's up, bud? 11:25.414 --> 11:26.665 What's up, stud? 11:26.748 --> 11:28.208 Your pop's the man. 11:28.709 --> 11:30.419 He really is. 11:32.087 --> 11:34.172 Hey y'all, I wanna say a few words! 11:34.756 --> 11:35.841 Check this shit out. 11:39.136 --> 11:41.054 I ain't came in whole. 11:41.138 --> 11:42.389 I came patched up. 11:43.432 --> 11:47.102 Y'all thought I couldn't move. Now everybody knows what's up. 11:48.228 --> 11:52.441 Thought I could do it all alone. My brotherhood made me bigger. 11:54.776 --> 11:57.195 I was one. Now I'm seven. 11:58.655 --> 12:00.323 My clique got thicker. 12:01.742 --> 12:05.704 We do what we do, looking good, full of vigor. 12:05.787 --> 12:09.416 - Wait, he ain't about to say... - Nah. 12:09.499 --> 12:11.001 These are my people. 12:11.084 --> 12:13.003 Oh God, Dad, please don't say it. 12:13.086 --> 12:14.629 And I... 12:15.839 --> 12:16.673 am their nig-- 12:32.272 --> 12:33.648 He had to say it. 12:34.691 --> 12:36.401 He didn't have to say it. 12:43.283 --> 12:46.411 - Have you ever done game night? - I'm good at charades. 12:46.495 --> 12:48.580 - No? - I haven't done it in years. 12:48.663 --> 12:52.417 I would do a game night if... I don't know. If you set it up, I'd do it. 12:52.501 --> 12:55.504 - Oh, okay. I'll keep it in mind. - I'm not against the idea. 12:55.587 --> 12:57.881 All right, well, this is me. 12:57.964 --> 13:03.470 Mr. Fancy. That is a far cry from the old VW bug you used to drive. 13:03.553 --> 13:06.264 - That thing was a real... - Piece of shit? 13:06.348 --> 13:08.809 Well, I didn't want to say it. 13:08.892 --> 13:11.478 - It's okay. It was. - Yeah. 13:12.813 --> 13:16.942 It was so great to see you. I really miss you. I miss our friendship. 13:17.526 --> 13:18.819 Yeah, me too. 13:19.486 --> 13:20.946 Yeah. 13:21.029 --> 13:24.115 It's so crazy we're both single right now. I mean, that never happens. 13:24.699 --> 13:29.412 - One of us is always in a relationship. - Yeah, well. You mostly, but yeah. 13:29.496 --> 13:30.664 That's not true. 13:30.747 --> 13:33.792 The whole year after Peter left me you were with, what's her name? 13:33.875 --> 13:37.420 - Donna, with the neck brace. - Right, neck-brace Donna. 13:37.504 --> 13:38.380 She still has it. 13:42.551 --> 13:46.388 You know, I really wanted to hook up with you in college. 13:48.181 --> 13:49.057 You did? 13:49.641 --> 13:50.600 I... 13:52.811 --> 13:54.980 I didn't know. I wish I had known. 13:56.648 --> 13:58.525 Well, what would you have done? 14:00.652 --> 14:01.862 Probably 14:02.779 --> 14:04.114 something 14:04.948 --> 14:06.658 like... this? 14:13.665 --> 14:16.793 Wow, I cannot believe this is actually happening right-- 14:16.877 --> 14:18.211 Wait. 14:19.254 --> 14:20.213 Oh. 14:20.922 --> 14:22.757 Th-- this is incredible. 14:22.841 --> 14:25.927 It's just, um... fast. 14:26.011 --> 14:28.054 And I don't know. 14:28.138 --> 14:31.516 - You don't know? - Yeah, I just-- I need to think about it. 14:31.600 --> 14:33.727 I need to know if this is something that I really want. 14:33.810 --> 14:39.024 Because if we were to do this, then it would be all or nothing, you know? 14:40.108 --> 14:42.569 Yeah, I totally get that. 14:44.362 --> 14:46.281 Okay, thank you. 14:46.364 --> 14:47.407 - Yeah. - I'm gonna-- 14:47.490 --> 14:48.867 - Okay. - That's my car. 14:48.950 --> 14:52.078 - Okay, yeah. Have a good night. Yeah. - You too-- Yeah. 14:55.290 --> 14:57.000 Oh God. 14:57.083 --> 14:58.376 What the fuck? 14:59.210 --> 15:02.255 I'm a fucking idiot. I'm such a fucking idiot. 15:05.842 --> 15:07.469 Jesus Christ. 15:11.097 --> 15:11.973 Hi. 15:12.057 --> 15:13.183 Hey! 15:15.936 --> 15:17.020 Open the door. 15:19.147 --> 15:20.023 What? 15:20.690 --> 15:22.108 I want to say something. 15:22.692 --> 15:24.861 Just... Just say it. 15:25.695 --> 15:29.783 Uh... I want to say it in there. It's really important. 15:29.866 --> 15:32.577 - Oh... - It-- it's big. 15:32.661 --> 15:35.497 Just... say what you want to say. 15:35.997 --> 15:39.084 I-- Well, I just, I wanted to tell you-- 15:39.167 --> 15:41.711 Okay, well, I-- I just-- 15:41.795 --> 15:43.838 This is crazy, but... 15:44.547 --> 15:45.423 I love you. 15:47.425 --> 15:48.343 I always have. 15:49.135 --> 15:52.514 And I want to be with you. I love you, Tom. Let's do this. 15:53.723 --> 15:55.141 That's so cool! 15:56.851 --> 15:57.894 What? 15:58.478 --> 16:01.439 It's so cool that you feel that way. 16:02.023 --> 16:05.193 Okay. Can you just please open the door? 16:05.318 --> 16:08.113 I can't. 16:08.196 --> 16:09.739 What are you--? 16:09.823 --> 16:12.283 Why? Just open the-- Oh my God. 16:15.620 --> 16:16.705 Open the door! 16:16.788 --> 16:18.081 It's raining! 16:18.164 --> 16:19.916 It's fucking pouring. 16:20.000 --> 16:21.751 That's so much rain. 16:22.335 --> 16:24.504 What are you doing?! Let me in! 16:24.587 --> 16:25.964 No, no. 16:26.047 --> 16:27.173 Tom! 16:27.257 --> 16:28.341 Not now. 16:28.425 --> 16:29.551 Now is bad. 16:29.634 --> 16:32.470 I'm not-- Ow! Ow! 16:32.554 --> 16:34.222 Holy shit. 16:34.305 --> 16:36.433 Is that hail? 16:36.516 --> 16:39.978 Those are like golf ball-sized. 16:40.061 --> 16:42.188 - Hey, pretty girl. - Oh my God. 16:42.272 --> 16:44.399 You shouldn't be out here. 16:44.482 --> 16:45.817 Let me in. 16:46.609 --> 16:47.444 Oh my God. 16:47.527 --> 16:49.738 Look at the fucking crackheads. 16:51.031 --> 16:53.199 Are those fucking wolves? 16:53.283 --> 16:54.200 Oh my God! 16:54.784 --> 16:56.119 Oh fuck. 16:56.703 --> 16:58.288 Help! 16:58.371 --> 17:00.582 - Tom! - Oh my-- What the fuck am I doing? 17:00.665 --> 17:03.460 Okay. Okay, get in, get in, get in-- 17:04.586 --> 17:06.087 Yeah, no. 17:07.172 --> 17:08.006 What--? 17:08.089 --> 17:10.008 No. Not after that. 17:10.675 --> 17:12.469 What the...? What did I eat? 17:12.552 --> 17:15.096 What the fuck is wrong with you? Let me in. 17:15.180 --> 17:16.347 Trust me. 17:16.931 --> 17:18.892 This is such a bad time. 17:19.476 --> 17:20.810 I have to go. 17:20.894 --> 17:23.688 - I just-- Sorry, I really have to go. - Where--? 17:25.690 --> 17:27.192 - That's my car! - Sorry! 17:27.275 --> 17:28.526 Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. 17:28.610 --> 17:31.029 - What are you doing?! - I love you too, by the way. 17:31.112 --> 17:32.363 Where are you going? 17:32.447 --> 17:34.115 I'll call you! 17:35.950 --> 17:36.785 Help! 17:37.368 --> 17:38.536 Help! 17:39.788 --> 17:40.789 Fuck! 17:41.289 --> 17:42.499 Am I crazy? 17:43.541 --> 17:44.667 Damn it. 17:44.751 --> 17:46.252 Did I overreact?