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I usually use lube to get in there.

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Sorry.

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I kid, I kid.

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No, you're looking great, Tom.
Inside and out.

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Thanks. I meant to tell you,

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I've been taking those
vitamin B supplements you gave me.

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- Mm.
- Helps with energy in the afternoon.

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Oh yeah, I take those myself.

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- Take it with a full glass of water.
- Okay.

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Oh, I meant to tell you.
I watched Bad Thoughts.

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That is one wild show, man.

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Yeah. Thanks, man.

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Personally, I thought you were funnier
when you were fatter.

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But, I mean, it's still really good.

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Real good.

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I like that episode when you got
all frustrated with that rude barista.

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So relatable.

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Yeah, that was a fun scene, man.

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That was fun.

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Sometimes,
wish I could do that stuff in real life.

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What if you could?

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What do you mean?

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There's a pill.

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It's new. It's not 100% FDA approved,

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but RFK Jr. and I are buddies
from Harvard, so...

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You just have those on you?

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Not legally.

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What do they do?

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Completely takes away
all of your inhibitions.

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All right? So no more impulse control.

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Just you being your true, authentic self.

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Last night, I told my wife
she needs to lose a ton of weight.

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I never felt more alive.

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Open up that pretty mouth.

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Good boy.

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- Are you fucking kidding me?
- I swear to God.

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- No fucking way.
- Yes, way.

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Oh my God, I'm dead.
I'm, like, in the morgue!

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I know, right?

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- I'm kidding. I'm in the doctor's office.
- Oh, you are?

41
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Yeah, I just got back
from my Kegel retreat.

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- It was insane.
- Honestly, I'm jealous.

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Yeah, my yoni egg's, like, still up there.

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Yes, girl. Love that.

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I'm still on fire down there,
but in, like, the best way.

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Is that why you're at the doctor's?

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No, I'm trying to get my fat
transferred into my tits.

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My mom's best friend did that,
and actuall--

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Whoo!

50
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You don't need that.

51
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What the--?

52
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What? Fuck you.

53
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You've got to go for it, go for it

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You've got to go for it, go for it

55
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You've got to go for it, go for it

56
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Whatcha got to lose?

57
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Whatcha got to lose?

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You've got to go for it, go for it

59
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You've got to go for it...

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You fucking entitled fuck!
Pick up that! Pick up your fucking shit!

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You fuck!

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If you want romance

63
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You've got to take that chance

64
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This could be the day

65
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For love to come your way

66
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Whatcha got to lose?

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Oh dear!

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Are you fucking crazy? You fucking dick!

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Shut up.

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On the fucking ground!

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Don't move!

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Do not fucking move!

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Drop the weapon!

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Drop the weapon now!

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Drop that fucking weapon!

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Hands where I can see them!
Drop the weapon!

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Don't move!

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Don't fucking move!

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I can't believe you're a college freshman.

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Dad, you just promise me
that you'll get a hobby.

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Okay? I don't want you
sitting at home all alone.

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- Since Mom died, you've been a little...
- Honey, don't worry about me.

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I'll be fine.

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Have fun!

85
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- I love you.
- I love you too, sweetie.

86
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Bye.

87
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Just because you're an empty nester
doesn't mean you have to be a homebody.

88
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Okay? Go out, meet some friends.
Maybe you'll like it.

89
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Huh.

90
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Hey, sweetie, it's Dad.

91
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How's college?

92
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Yeah, I've been having
a great time at the house.

93
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I'm trying to get out there.
I'm trying new things.

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- Your laptop's about to fall out.
- Good looking out, bro.

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- Wow, those sneakers are cool.
- You should cop you some.

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I gotta cop some.

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I even got some new shoes.
They are real neat.

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Nice shoes, grandpa.

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Freakin' weirdo.

100
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You know,
life can be absolutely terrifying,

101
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but I've always believed
that everything happens for a reason.

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Shoes looking dope as hell.

103
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- Thanks.
- Got some friends I want you to meet.

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Okay.

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- This is the frat house.
- Hey, yo.

106
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- Who's the substitute teacher?
- Maybe I should go.

107
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No, you're good.

108
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Gamma, Theta, Tau, step!

109
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You all, as young Black men,
have the opportunity

110
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to change your lives for the better

111
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and to become a part of a brotherhood.

112
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Yeah!

113
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- My Gamma brothers.
- Yeah.

114
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We about to wreck this step like...

115
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How the hell are they doing that?

116
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Practice.

117
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You know what?
I came into this thing a little nervous.

118
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But now I'm starting to feel
like a real brother.

119
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- So, you gonna pledge?
- I think I am.

120
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You wanna see something neat?

121
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Gamma is a place I never expected,
but I feel like I belong.

122
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Dad?

123
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Hey, sweetie.

124
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College was my dream.
I was supposed to do this, not you.

125
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We've won
the Step, Battle, and Stroll Competition

126
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nine years in a row.

127
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And y'all think you got a shot
with this white nigga in y'all crew?

128
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Is he talking about me?

129
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I can't get it down.
I keep trying, I can't get it.

130
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I'm not gonna compete. I'm not.

131
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Dad, you do magic tricks
and love American history.

132
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Honey, step is bigger than both of us.

133
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What the fuck are you talking about?

134
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No, you're not going out like that.

135
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I am going out like that.

136
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- I'm a failure.
- Gavin, you my dawg.

137
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But now, we gotta make you a dawg.

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- Who's a dawg?
- I'm a dawg.

139
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- Who's a dawg?
- I'm a dawg.

140
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- Who's a dawg? Who's a dawg?
- I'm a dawg. I'm a dawg.

141
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We need like, action, stunts.

142
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- Gamma!
- You live Gamma.

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Gamma!

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- You breathe Gamma.
- Gamma!

145
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You

146
00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:03,772
are

147
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Gamma!

148
00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:06,817
- It can't go any narrower.
- Yes, it can.

149
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He's perfect.

150
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Welcome to Step, Battle, and Stroll dawg!

151
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Your only call is to survive.

152
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Yo, my brothers, you know
that I'd rather stroll with you all. Bet.

153
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Someone's gonna bring you guys down.
It's gonna be us.

154
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- Good luck with your white boy.
- Hey, hold me back.

155
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- Right, family?
- Yeah.

156
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- Stop shaking.
- Okay.

157
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Gamma, Theta, Tau, Step!
With my Gamma brothers!

158
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With my Gamma brothers

159
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Gamma, Theta, Tau, Step!

160
00:10:22,434 --> 00:10:24,102
Loser!

161
00:10:40,661 --> 00:10:43,330
Everything happens for a reason.

162
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You got this, Dad.

163
00:11:03,809 --> 00:11:06,019
It's a fucking bird!

164
00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:14,653
You're my man now, dawg!

165
00:11:15,529 --> 00:11:17,197
Gamma!

166
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,116
Dad.

167
00:11:19,199 --> 00:11:20,575
Gamma!

168
00:11:21,785 --> 00:11:23,078
You were amazing.

169
00:11:23,161 --> 00:11:25,330
Hey, what's up, bud?

170
00:11:25,414 --> 00:11:26,665
What's up, stud?

171
00:11:26,748 --> 00:11:28,208
Your pop's the man.

172
00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,419
He really is.

173
00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:34,172
Hey y'all, I wanna say a few words!

174
00:11:34,756 --> 00:11:35,841
Check this shit out.

175
00:11:39,136 --> 00:11:41,054
I ain't came in whole.

176
00:11:41,138 --> 00:11:42,389
I came patched up.

177
00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:47,102
Y'all thought I couldn't move.
Now everybody knows what's up.

178
00:11:48,228 --> 00:11:52,441
Thought I could do it all alone.
My brotherhood made me bigger.

179
00:11:54,776 --> 00:11:57,195
I was one. Now I'm seven.

180
00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:00,323
My clique got thicker.

181
00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:05,704
We do what we do,
looking good, full of vigor.

182
00:12:05,787 --> 00:12:09,416
- Wait, he ain't about to say...
- Nah.

183
00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:11,001
These are my people.

184
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:13,003
Oh God, Dad, please don't say it.

185
00:12:13,086 --> 00:12:14,629
And I...

186
00:12:15,839 --> 00:12:16,673
am their nig--

187
00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:33,648
He had to say it.

188
00:12:34,691 --> 00:12:36,401
He didn't have to say it.

189
00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:46,411
- Have you ever done game night?
- I'm good at charades.

190
00:12:46,495 --> 00:12:48,580
- No?
- I haven't done it in years.

191
00:12:48,663 --> 00:12:52,417
I would do a game night if... I don't know.
If you set it up, I'd do it.

192
00:12:52,501 --> 00:12:55,504
- Oh, okay. I'll keep it in mind.
- I'm not against the idea.

193
00:12:55,587 --> 00:12:57,881
All right, well, this is me.

194
00:12:57,964 --> 00:13:03,470
Mr. Fancy. That is a far cry
from the old VW bug you used to drive.

195
00:13:03,553 --> 00:13:06,264
- That thing was a real...
- Piece of shit?

196
00:13:06,348 --> 00:13:08,809
Well, I didn't want to say it.

197
00:13:08,892 --> 00:13:11,478
- It's okay. It was.
- Yeah.

198
00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:16,942
It was so great to see you.
I really miss you. I miss our friendship.

199
00:13:17,526 --> 00:13:18,819
Yeah, me too.

200
00:13:19,486 --> 00:13:20,946
Yeah.

201
00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:24,115
It's so crazy we're both single right now.
I mean, that never happens.

202
00:13:24,699 --> 00:13:29,412
- One of us is always in a relationship.
- Yeah, well. You mostly, but yeah.

203
00:13:29,496 --> 00:13:30,664
That's not true.

204
00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:33,792
The whole year after Peter left me
you were with, what's her name?

205
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:37,420
- Donna, with the neck brace.
- Right, neck-brace Donna.

206
00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:38,380
She still has it.

207
00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:46,388
You know, I really wanted
to hook up with you in college.

208
00:13:48,181 --> 00:13:49,057
You did?

209
00:13:49,641 --> 00:13:50,600
I...

210
00:13:52,811 --> 00:13:54,980
I didn't know. I wish I had known.

211
00:13:56,648 --> 00:13:58,525
Well, what would you have done?

212
00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:01,862
Probably

213
00:14:02,779 --> 00:14:04,114
something

214
00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:06,658
like... this?

215
00:14:13,665 --> 00:14:16,793
Wow, I cannot believe
this is actually happening right--

216
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:18,211
Wait.

217
00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:20,213
Oh.

218
00:14:20,922 --> 00:14:22,757
Th-- this is incredible.

219
00:14:22,841 --> 00:14:25,927
It's just, um... fast.

220
00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:28,054
And I don't know.

221
00:14:28,138 --> 00:14:31,516
- You don't know?
- Yeah, I just-- I need to think about it.

222
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,727
I need to know
if this is something that I really want.

223
00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:39,024
Because if we were to do this,
then it would be all or nothing, you know?

224
00:14:40,108 --> 00:14:42,569
Yeah, I totally get that.

225
00:14:44,362 --> 00:14:46,281
Okay, thank you.

226
00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:47,407
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna--

227
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:48,867
- Okay.
- That's my car.

228
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:52,078
- Okay, yeah. Have a good night. Yeah.
- You too-- Yeah.

229
00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:57,000
Oh God.

230
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:58,376
What the fuck?

231
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:02,255
I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm such a fucking idiot.

232
00:15:05,842 --> 00:15:07,469
Jesus Christ.

233
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:11,973
Hi.

234
00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:13,183
Hey!

235
00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:17,020
Open the door.

236
00:15:19,147 --> 00:15:20,023
What?

237
00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:22,108
I want to say something.

238
00:15:22,692 --> 00:15:24,861
Just... Just say it.

239
00:15:25,695 --> 00:15:29,783
Uh... I want to say it in there.
It's really important.

240
00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:32,577
- Oh...
- It-- it's big.

241
00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:35,497
Just... say what you want to say.

242
00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:39,084
I-- Well, I just, I wanted to tell you--

243
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,711
Okay, well, I-- I just--

244
00:15:41,795 --> 00:15:43,838
This is crazy, but...

245
00:15:44,547 --> 00:15:45,423
I love you.

246
00:15:47,425 --> 00:15:48,343
I always have.

247
00:15:49,135 --> 00:15:52,514
And I want to be with you.
I love you, Tom. Let's do this.

248
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,141
That's so cool!

249
00:15:56,851 --> 00:15:57,894
What?

250
00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:01,439
It's so cool that you feel that way.

251
00:16:02,023 --> 00:16:05,193
Okay. Can you just please open the door?

252
00:16:05,318 --> 00:16:08,113
I can't.

253
00:16:08,196 --> 00:16:09,739
What are you--?

254
00:16:09,823 --> 00:16:12,283
Why? Just open the-- Oh my God.

255
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:16,705
Open the door!

256
00:16:16,788 --> 00:16:18,081
It's raining!

257
00:16:18,164 --> 00:16:19,916
It's fucking pouring.

258
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,751
That's so much rain.

259
00:16:22,335 --> 00:16:24,504
What are you doing?! Let me in!

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00:16:24,587 --> 00:16:25,964
No, no.

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00:16:26,047 --> 00:16:27,173
Tom!

262
00:16:27,257 --> 00:16:28,341
Not now.

263
00:16:28,425 --> 00:16:29,551
Now is bad.

264
00:16:29,634 --> 00:16:32,470
I'm not-- Ow! Ow!

265
00:16:32,554 --> 00:16:34,222
Holy shit.

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Is that hail?

267
00:16:36,516 --> 00:16:39,978
Those are like golf ball-sized.

268
00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:42,188
- Hey, pretty girl.
- Oh my God.

269
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You shouldn't be out here.

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00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:45,817
Let me in.

271
00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:47,444
Oh my God.

272
00:16:47,527 --> 00:16:49,738
Look at the fucking crackheads.

273
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:53,199
Are those fucking wolves?

274
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:54,200
Oh my God!

275
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:56,119
Oh fuck.

276
00:16:56,703 --> 00:16:58,288
Help!

277
00:16:58,371 --> 00:17:00,582
- Tom!
- Oh my-- What the fuck am I doing?

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00:17:00,665 --> 00:17:03,460
Okay. Okay, get in, get in, get in--

279
00:17:04,586 --> 00:17:06,087
Yeah, no.

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00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:08,006
What--?

281
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:10,008
No. Not after that.

282
00:17:10,675 --> 00:17:12,469
What the...? What did I eat?

283
00:17:12,552 --> 00:17:15,096
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Let me in.

284
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,347
Trust me.

285
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:18,892
This is such a bad time.

286
00:17:19,476 --> 00:17:20,810
I have to go.

287
00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:23,688
- I just-- Sorry, I really have to go.
- Where--?

288
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:27,192
- That's my car!
- Sorry!

289
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:28,526
Sorry, sorry. I'm sorry.

290
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:31,029
- What are you doing?!
- I love you too, by the way.

291
00:17:31,112 --> 00:17:32,363
Where are you going?

292
00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:34,115
I'll call you!

293
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:36,785
Help!

294
00:17:37,368 --> 00:17:38,536
Help!

295
00:17:39,788 --> 00:17:40,789
Fuck!

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00:17:41,289 --> 00:17:42,499
Am I crazy?

297
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:44,667
Damn it.

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Did I overreact?